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Pretty straightforward. Who?

I'm thinking the guy from the Paris Hilton sex tape. What a tool.

Michael Jackson.

Probably the lying bastard Brian Drake. Although if I had the chance to kick G.W. in the balls I would do so gleefully.

I don't make a habit of kicking people in their boyz, though. For the record.

Probably just some people i know at school >.>
XD

Right now?

Hmmmm...well, I'd think of the top of my head probably either Michael Jackson or maybe random Marvel zombie. Hard to choose.

Anyone that lives in the same house as and is older than Ein.

Now, if you changed the first K in KICK to an L, the answer changes significantly.

My mom.

I'd kick her in her motherly nutsack so hard she'd be tasting....oh...

Oh!

Nevermind.

Joe wrote:Pretty straightforward. Who?

I'm thinking the guy from the Paris Hilton sex tape. What a tool.

Hmmm. The possibilities are endless. On one hand, kicking OBL so hard that his happy sack wraps up and around his back and lands on his own chin is appealing to me. So would be using Micheal Jacksons balls as a hackey sack.

Ideas of going Pele on Jerry Falwell's family jewls could be turned into a TV movie on HBO as well as strapping on a steel toed heavy duty boot and giving a swift kick to Mr., I not the real President, I just play one on TV, Martin Sheen (I just don't like him).

Oh, well. Might as well get my kicks and do a public service too. No, not the fat preacher, I mean Osamma.

i wouldn't mind kicking bill gates in the junk.

The problem with kicking a guy in the balls: If you ever do it, you'd better kill him while he's still down, because if he gets up he will kill you.

first stepdad or brother in law, but I would rather sew rock salt into their bodies...

Rogue 9 wrote:The problem with kicking a guy in the balls: If you ever do it, you'd better kill him while he's still down, because if he gets up he will kill you.

If you do it right, you have until he's done puking before the surge of adrenelan kicks in.

Joe wrote:Pretty straightforward. Who?

I'm thinking the guy from the Paris Hilton sex tape. What a tool.

Why? What did he do?


Let's see. Some drunk lady ran over and killed some children a while back. Id kick her in the nuts.

Knife wrote:

Rogue 9 wrote:The problem with kicking a guy in the balls: If you ever do it, you'd better kill him while he's still down, because if he gets up he will kill you.

If you do it right, you have until he's done puking before the surge of adrenelan kicks in.

That depends entirely on who you're dealing with. Some people will go into adrenaline overdrive right away and double over in pain after they're done with you.

I can't believe that Justin Timberlake has not been brought up. What a fucking poser.

I know! I know! Whoever last killed Kenny!

Demiurge wrote:Michael Jackson.

Won't do jack. MJ doesn't have balls. See Scary Movie 3.

Zaia wrote:Probably the lying bastard Brian Drake. Although if I had the chance to kick G.W. in the balls I would do so gleefully.

I don't make a habit of kicking people in their boyz, though. For the record.

Have to agree here. On both counts.

My roomie

~ver

( sorry for the big picture, but i really wanna kick it in the nuts)

I think it's a guy, by the way.

~ver

verilon wrote:I think it's a guy, by the way.

~ver

thats why i wanna kick it in the nuts - cause i think it has a couple =)

Zaia wrote:Probably the lying bastard Brian Drake. Although if I had the chance to kick G.W. in the balls I would do so gleefully.

Who's Brian Drake?

I can't think of anyone to kick in the nads. B&B? Michael Jackson? Those fuckers who made the "Moon Landing: False!" docos? Greenpeace? Creationists? Geez, there are too many to choose from.

verilon wrote:I think it's a guy, by the way.

~ver

What'd I tell you? In that pic, I'm pretty sure you can see the outline of the twigs and berries in the tights. *shudder*

either that or some damned peculiar underwear.