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What's your favorite verse?
Mine:
We will all bow down to Gozer
Priestess did it with that Joser
Cross the streams, and there she goes, sir!
And that's good enough for me!

"Of all the animals that move about on the ground, these are unclean for you: the weasel, the rat or lizard of any kind."

mmm...weasel

Here's an alternate, it may be a bit more comprehensive.
http://www.ecis.com/~alizard/old-time-religion.html

We will all bow to Hephaestus
As a blacksmith he will test us
'Cause his balls are pure asbestos
So he's good enough for me.

You can keep your saints with halos,
Your hosannas or dayenus:
Let's throw virgins in volcanos!
And that's good enough for me!

In the sky I hear a hummin'
It's the UFO's a-comin'
That's not banjos that they're strummin'
But it's good enough for me!

We will worship Great Cthulhu,
We will worship Great Cthulhu,
And we'll feed him Mr. Sulu
'Cause that's good enough for me!

Straha wrote:We will worship Great Cthulhu,
We will worship Great Cthulhu,
And we'll feed him Mr. Sulu
'Cause that's good enough for me!

You beat it to me!!

Anyway, here's my "plan B" pick:


It's not good enough for Reagan
It's not good enough for Reagan
He's too square to be a Pagan!
And that's good enough for me!

Indeed Reagan is too square to be a Pagan.

Quetzacoatl doesn't rhyme with axolotl.

There is an alternate:
We give praise Quetzalcoatl
For the gift of Chocolotl
It's good cold or pipin' hotl
And it's good enough for me!

SyntaxVorlon wrote:http://www.skepticfiles.org/silly/otr.htm

What's your favorite verse?
Mine:
We will all bow down to Gozer
Priestess did it with that Joser
Cross the streams, and there she goes, sir!
And that's good enough for me!

Damn you for picking the one i would've gone for. Damn you straight to Dana Barret's fridge!