JIHAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-11 05:09am

What the fuck is up! I've counted about 7 new trolls today alone. Its time for the Anti-Troll Jihad to make its debut at SD.net.

Yeeeeaaaaaargh! JIHAAAAAD!

*begins strapping explosives to body*

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-11 05:12am

No

Strap the explosives to *their* body. Rinse (

), repeat...

Fun for family and friends.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-11 05:27am

Ugh!! i just saw a couple of threads in the other sections by those idiots.

Someone needs to clean house on 'em.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-11 05:30am

SOMEONE KILL THESE TROLLS!!!

Sum fucked up shit they're a postin'!

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-11 05:32am

Aaah. Young one, you do not understand the long and proud history of the Anti-Troll Jihad.

Problem here is that I can't *plonk* them. So a mod needs to take up the cause...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-11 05:32am

That what the "Anti Troll Jihad" Does with scuicide bombers, and great Chinese food.

*Begins uncrating the ATJ's Wedgie Giving Robot: Clyde*

"Clyde go out and wedgie the trolls"

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-11 06:03am

weemadando wrote:Aaah. Young one, you do not understand the long and proud history of the Anti-Troll Jihad.

Problem here is that I can't *plonk* them. So a mod needs to take up the cause...

Well, this being my first time and all...

I'm sure I will be edumakated on the finer points of this exercise.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-11 06:10am

OK I started the Jihad back in ASVS in 2000 when we had Omicron-Theta, Skinny-Hulk and a few others pestering us.

It began with me simply shouting:

"SMAKIBBFB" (smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast)

Running at the troll and exploding.

*plonk* (the sound of someone being dropped into a killfile)

Since then it has become a kind of tradition that when a troll gets "Jihad'd" most people will *plonk* them in that thread.

Its a kind of ceremony...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-11 07:07am

Kewel. I must try this soon...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-11 08:58am

okay, Me Krazee and, one big wookiee are definately targets. who else?

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-11 09:07am

Check out the STvsSW section. I think there are 4 of these clowns running amok here...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-11 09:11am

Looks like them and their threads are gone now...

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-11 09:14am

They've hit the sewer rather hard. It reeks over there.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-10-11 09:18am

When one of the uber-mods wakes up, we should politely request if the whole lot of them can get dropped off the face of the board. And did anyone ever clear up whether it was all the same jerk making all this mess?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-11 09:21am

JHC! THAT is some fucked up shit. Jeez, the assassin leaves for six hours and look what I come back to...everything falls apart.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-11 09:28am

When one of the uber-mods wakes up, we should politely request if the whole lot of them can get dropped off the face of the board. And did anyone ever clear up whether it was all the same jerk making all this mess?

Yaww... Huh what? Trolls? They shall be delt with...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-11 09:30am

Lagmonster wrote:When one of the uber-mods wakes up, we should politely request if the whole lot of them can get dropped off the face of the board. And did anyone ever clear up whether it was all the same jerk making all this mess?

The IPs don't match. But it could be one person using a number of addresses.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-10-11 10:35am

I wonder if it's just your common board vandal, or if it's something like an ex-board member with a maturity problem. Either way, as long as they get dealt with in a swift and appropriately *Imperial* manner, I'm happy.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-11 10:37am

Lagmonster wrote:I wonder if it's just your common board vandal, or if it's something like an ex-board member with a maturity problem. Either way, as long as they get dealt with in a swift and appropriately *Imperial* manner, I'm happy.

I thinks it's a group of people, probably our fucktard friends at WCOTC.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-11 12:47pm

Any of you guys remember Aiphligpu, or whatever his name was? One of the fuck-tards made a reference that could be refering to him.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-11 01:33pm

Oi, kriffing vey.

Oh, well trolls they tire & spook easilly and are usually back with greater numbers.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-11 02:08pm

Well, after seeing the explenation in the Testing forum, I'd like to appologize to FettKyle for my asumption that he had something to do with the invasion.

Sorry, kid.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2002-10-11 02:31pm

Me three, sorry FettKyle.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-11 03:34pm

Troll JawasRevenge has been sighted browsing the Off Topic forum.

Prepare for pathetic testosterone-clouded BS.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-11 03:38pm

*Firaga*
that good for dealing with trolls?