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I have a few. They include, Vic Foizee, Ace Roccola, Juan "The Dirty" Sanchez... Or was it "The Dirty" Juan Sanchez? Anyway...

How about yours?

What is a porno name ?

Are you serious?

Superman wrote:Are you serious?

I am just curious since I honestly dont know what is a porno name.

It's the name you would have if you were a porn star; AKA the guy who gets paid to do it in adult films.

Or just think of what you want to be called while sticking your junk in some girl's ass.

From what I've been taught, a porn name is your first pet's name, then the first street you lived in.

My first pet: A dog named Stumpy

First street I lived on: Boomerang rd.

= Stumpy Boomerang

Jack B. Nimble


T. S. Rock

Gandalf, that's some funny shit. Mine would be Jag Pecan.

I can't use Gandalf's formula unless I was going to be female pornstar.

Tippy Meadowbrook.


The next street I lived on was C Avenue.


I suppose I could be Nick Somerset using the pet and street name motif.

Using the formula, I can only get the first name, because I don't have a clue what the name of the first street I lived in was.

My pronstar first name wouldn't be bad though. My first cat's name was Biggy.

Gandalf wrote:From what I've been taught, a porn name is your first pet's name, then the first street you lived in.

My first pet: A dog named Stumpy

First street I lived on: Boomerang rd.

= Stumpy Boomerang

My first pet: A dog named Shasa.

First Street I lived on: Raheen Ave.

= Shasa Raheen.

That can't work though because my dog's a bitch. This can be changed if I include the first family pet which was a dog called Bobby.

= Bobby Raheen.

Or the first male cat we had:

= Freeday Raheen.

I like Bobby Raheen. It has a nice ring to it.

Gandalf wrote:From what I've been taught, a porn name is your first pet's name, then the first street you lived in.

My first pet: A dog named Stumpy

First street I lived on: Boomerang rd.

= Stumpy Boomerang

Or you can just think of something whitty


DiRk DigGlEr! .... yaye, im glad i thought of it myself

Why not go for the classic.

Buck Naked

Montcalm wrote:Why not go for the classic.

Buck Naked

Glad you thought of it

I thought that that formula was for finding your drag queen name, Gandalf.

Anyway, using that formula I'd be: Murphy Lilac.

I perfer the one I made up, Slick Gil Calcium.

Gil Hamilton wrote:I thought that that formula was for finding your drag queen name, Gandalf.

Anyway, using that formula I'd be: Murphy Lilac.

I perfer the one I made up, Slick Gil Calcium.

Murphy Lilac has a better ring to it, to be honest.

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Why am I even having this discussion?

Stofsk wrote:

Gil Hamilton wrote:I thought that that formula was for finding your drag queen name, Gandalf.

Anyway, using that formula I'd be: Murphy Lilac.

I perfer the one I made up, Slick Gil Calcium.

Murphy Lilac has a better ring to it, to be honest.

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Why am I even having this discussion?

because you want to be his agent

I'm not going to disclose what is actually standard security information used by banks, but my first name would be Kinki (after a gerbil)

I guess either "Black Magnum" or "Everett Stick"

Rev Prez

Gandalf wrote:From what I've been taught, a porn name is your first pet's name, then the first street you lived in.

My first pet: A dog named Stumpy

First street I lived on: Boomerang rd.

= Stumpy Boomerang

hmm....
then i´m
mau stadtautobahn

revprez wrote:I guess either "Black Magnum" or "Everett Stick"

Rev Prez

please tell me you didnt name your dog black ...

It sucks if you've only lived on streets that are numbers your whole life, 10th street and 4th street.

InnerBrat wrote:I'm not going to disclose what is actually standard security information used by banks, but my first name would be Kinki (after a gerbil)

Kinki and gerbil in the same sentence. Why did Richard Gere pop into my mind?

Tripod.

CaptainChewbacca wrote:It sucks if you've only lived on streets that are numbers your whole life, 10th street and 4th street.

Nah bro, you can still take pride in that. We've got the One-Oh-Two Legendary Street Team back in Corona, 71st Street Regiment in Jackson Heights, shitloads of crews and shit who get their names from numbered streets.

Tho low numbers suck, man. Sorry.

Rev Prez