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And my respect for Jennifer Lopez has dropped even further for agreeing to work across from the heinous traitor-bitch.

Jane Fonda is scheduled to play the disgruntled mother in law of Lopez in 'Monster-In-Law'.

Bet that's a movie I won't be attending. I'll never be able to forgive that commie whore for what she did to our boys.

Forgive me for sounding so, shall we say, rude, but I can't come close to expressing my feelings in words...

That's not being rude at all

I'm puzzled that you're holding back as much as you are

I'm glad this is happening. Hopefully this will sink J. Ho's career, I absolutely can't stand her.

Joe wrote:I'm glad this is happening. Hopefully this will sink J. Ho's career, I absolutely can't stand her.

She seems to have a career character shield. None of the crap she can make can sink it.

Speaking of J-lo, whatever happened to that whiny dickless guy she was suppose to marry? Last I heard he was crying about "excessive media attention" just after the wedding got called off.

Here's to hoping I don't hear about either one of them for a good long time...

muse wrote:Speaking of J-lo, whatever happened to that whiny dickless guy she was suppose to marry? Last I heard he was crying about "excessive media attention" just after the wedding got called off.

Here's to hoping I don't hear about either one of them for a good long time...

That was some 3 marriages ago. She might be trying to beat Britney Spears' record soon.

muse wrote:Speaking of J-lo, whatever happened to that whiny dickless guy she was suppose to marry? Last I heard he was crying about "excessive media attention" just after the wedding got called off.

Ben Affleck and her just split up for good,anyway thats what i heard today,finish kaput goodbye talentless hack.

Maybe Affleck will be able to pull himself out of the turgid pool of mediocrity he's sunk into over the years. He's gonna be in a Kevin Smith movie soon, right? Affleck is good in Kevin Smith movies.

EDIT: Speaking of obnoxious, talentless hacks, I see that Ashton Kutcher has issued a list of "demands" to the Sundance Film Festival. Fuck you, Kutcher. A monkey could play your roles. One serious film (which probably sucks) does not make you awesome. Give your fucking winterwear to a director or a writer or someone a fucking gaffer; someone who deserves it.

HemlockGrey wrote:Maybe Affleck will be able to pull himself out of the turgid pool of mediocrity he's sunk into over the years.

He could marry Matt Damon.

Maybe someday they'll put out a workout video together, too. I'd enjoy that more than I'd enjoy anything either of them have ever done in their careers.

Hey! It's not all bad. The affleck/damon/smith movies were good (with the possible exception of Mallrats), the Bourne Identity was great, Good Will Hunting was great, Stuck on You was good...lots a good stuff to go along with the "Pearl Harbor" and "Reindeer Games"

But let's not forget Affleck's most valuable contribution to society...The Voyage of the Mimi!

HemlockGrey wrote:Speaking of obnoxious, talentless hacks, I see that Ashton Kutcher has issued a list of "demands" to the Sundance Film Festival.

Explain and link.

Gandalf wrote:

HemlockGrey wrote:Maybe Affleck will be able to pull himself out of the turgid pool of mediocrity he's sunk into over the years.

He could marry Matt Damon.

They were a beautlful couple.

Montcalm wrote:Ben Affleck and her just split up for good,anyway thats what i heard today,finish kaput goodbye talentless hack.

Thank god! I was starting to get sick from seeing them on TV every time I watched the news.

muse wrote:Speaking of J-lo, whatever happened to that whiny dickless guy she was suppose to marry?

Dickless indeed. He somehow ends up dating J-lo and what does he do? He whines and conplains and acts like a pussy. I don't think he even had sex with her. If I were him I'd fuck her senseless, marry her, and then fuck her some more 'till my dick is too sore to use. I swear the guy got castrated or something.

Explain and link.

The official word is "request", and reasonable requests are fine, but why the hell do they need skis to go a film festival? There are a lot of movies at Sundance. Kutcher's in one of them. Why is he special?

I believe the Traitor is more accurately refered to as "Hanoi Jane."

HemlockGrey wrote:

Explain and link.

The official word is "request", and reasonable requests are fine, but why the hell do they need skis to go a film festival? There are a lot of movies at Sundance. Kutcher's in one of them. Why is he special?

Butterfly Effect right?

You got to be kidding me. He should have nowhere near the weight to be able to pull shit like that.

HemlockGrey wrote:Maybe Affleck will be able to pull himself out of the turgid pool of mediocrity he's sunk into over the years. He's gonna be in a Kevin Smith movie soon, right? Affleck is good in Kevin Smith movies.

Yeah he's gonna be in a Kevin SMith movie soon, With J-Lo. YOu are talking about Jersey GIrl right?

HemlockGrey wrote:

Explain and link.

The official word is "request", and reasonable requests are fine, but why the hell do they need skis to go a film festival? There are a lot of movies at Sundance. Kutcher's in one of them. Why is he special?

Doesn't fucking work.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I believe the Traitor is more accurately refered to as "Hanoi Jane."

Or Commie Whore, or Bitch-'o-Minh, etc....

Fanbody: J-Lo has a 10 minute cameo. Science can isolate and neutralize its certain crappiness, much like neutralizing a malignant tumor.

IP: Just go to "Imdb.com" it should be on one of the "news" Columns on the right.

Darth Fanboy wrote:

HemlockGrey wrote:Maybe Affleck will be able to pull himself out of the turgid pool of mediocrity he's sunk into over the years. He's gonna be in a Kevin Smith movie soon, right? Affleck is good in Kevin Smith movies.

Yeah he's gonna be in a Kevin SMith movie soon, With J-Lo. YOu are talking about Jersey GIrl right?

Her part is supposed to be really small at the beginning.

Hopefully it won't lead to the creation of the Gigli Effect(TM) whereby any movie with both Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck is doomed to crappiness of astronomical proportions.

Illuminatus Primus wrote:

HemlockGrey wrote:

Explain and link.

The official word is "request", and reasonable requests are fine, but why the hell do they need skis to go a film festival? There are a lot of movies at Sundance. Kutcher's in one of them. Why is he special?

Doesn't fucking work.

He linked the ad picture.

Bout fucking time those two split. I can't believe it took this long since its been about a week since she was caught running around with her ex while he was in England.