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I remember, back in the 10th grade, some girl asked her friends this very question, and that's why I'm asking it today.

And btw, how would you react to your lover farting during sex? What if he/she farted while you rammed him/her up the butt? Would you ignore it and keep hitting it, or would you stop and say "fricken awesome"

given Wong's anal expeirence(i dont know if it is true, but if it is) it probally has happened to him.

Four votes, one post.
People here aren't being very forthcoming.

I've farted only once or twice during sex in my life, and to the best of my knowledge Rebecca has never farted during sex. Mind you, she always makes sure she's "empty" before we get started

It's not a big deal; one learns to let go of a lot of hangups about body functions as one gets older. It's not as if you're shitting yourself in bed.

No, but I have heard stories from friends that when they were hitting it, their girlfriend's vagina 'farted'. I didn't really believe them, but at the time I found the concept rather amusing.

I don't see exactly what a vagina would fart. It doesn't have any gas inside.

Not that I have any firsthand experience.

Pussy farts are also called queefs.

They generally occur during sex.

Howedar wrote:I don't see exactly what a vagina would fart.

I didn't even think of including vagina farts when answering the poll, since they are so common.

It doesn't have any gas inside.

It does when you've been pistoning your dick in there for 20 minutes.

Not that I have any firsthand experience.

Trust me.

Our member Superman suddenly came into mind as I was reading this thread.


With that, I'll leave this thread now. I've learned too much. ^_~

That's our Space Cadet...

Darth Wong wrote: It does when you've been pistoning your dick in there for 20 minutes.

Penis as a pump. Makes sense I guess.

Darth Wong wrote:Trust me.

Trust me, too.
The one chick I screwed was queef-tastic. And it's kind of hard to keep it hard when:
A) You're gay.
B) You're both giggling maniacally.

Howedar wrote:I don't see exactly what a vagina would fart. It doesn't have any gas inside.

Of course it does. There's air in there, and with a rhythmic pounding forcing the air out through the small spaces around the penis/piston, you can get an effect very similar to farting, where gas passes through a small slit.

Think about it. If there was no gas in there, you'd be literally sucked in and stuck the second you penetrated. This might create an interesting initial sensation, but it could complicate things. Think about sticking your dick into a vacuum cleaner.

fanny farts, loads.

arse farts, probably also loads, as I have IBS, but none that stuck in the memory, because they're not a big deal.

Oh, and Frank, it was more your fault than hers, with your semi-hard dick.

Not proper ones, no, but then again, i've never done it after eating something that makes me gassy.

höhö, pussy farts.
here´s an interesting web site about it called

Cunt Trumpet Music - By Raymi the Minx

The polls become more and more crazy....

Yep. Me and the others have had it happen...

Hamel wrote: And btw, how would you react to your lover farting during sex?

That depends entirely upon whether or not they get wind of the event.

InnerBrat wrote: Oh, and Frank, it was more your fault than hers, with your semi-hard dick.

once again Frank's limp dick and an unsuspecting female are a recipe for disaster.

Here's the thing: You live with your significant other, and things like farting, shitting, peeing in the shower, and watching porn become almost routine. I wake up in the morning with my wife, rip one off and go about my day. We might laugh about it, we might not. It's just how living with another person goes.

Now, you guys know all about my body building diet. I eat so much damned steamed broccoli that my farts are probably contributing to the depletion of the ozone layer (not to mention the fact that my shit is bright green). A better question would be WHEN DON'T I FART? I go to the gym and fart, I go to the store and fart, I have sex and fart... No biggie. I have even worked out some bodily positions that make my farts louder and longer, like fart yoga.

And by the way, that 'pussy fart' site is wrong. It says they don't smell. They DO smell. They smell like pink foam.

I've farted during sex a few times over the years, and I've had a couple partners who did the same. The first time it happened we stopped for a few moments and went "did that just happen?" and then went back to doing our thing. So far neither my current GF nor myself have farted during sex.

Which reminds me, go look up "Dutch Oven".

Generally, it's not the noisy ones that are the problem...

victorhadin wrote:Generally, it's not the noisy ones that are the problem...

Yep. The quiet ones are the ones that really stink.......