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with a kitten

The damn rascal cut open my hand and the upper parts of my arm, multiple bleedings and stuff. And the damn cat is only 8 weeks old so I can't do crap about it.

But I got to bitch about it on SD.NET and soon this thread will be HOSed but I don't care cus im drunk and in a bad mode.

Its not so bad at least it did not mauled your privates.

Faram wrote:with a kitten

The damn rascal cut open my hand and the upper parts of my arm, multiple bleedings and stuff. And the damn cat is only 8 weeks old so I can't do crap about it.

One of the house cats here can stand on its hind legs, which is cool. But it also attacks anything blue. All my clothes are blue. That's not cool. I can't stand cats but they're the house cats so I guess I just have to deal with it. I'll drink a beer with you, though.

Rev Prez

Captain_Cyran wrote:What is it with this board and being attacked by cats?

So I guess this is a pretty common experience?

Rev Prez

I got badly scratched by a cat when I was 5. Seems I was destined for SD.net

revprez wrote:

Captain_Cyran wrote:What is it with this board and being attacked by cats?

So I guess this is a pretty common experience?

Rev Prez

not the hand, it isn't.
I guess Faram's fully dressed.

revprez wrote:One of the house cats here can stand on its hind legs, which is cool. But it also attacks anything blue. All my clothes are blue. That's not cool. I can't stand cats but they're the house cats so I guess I just have to deal with it. I'll drink a beer with you, though.

Rev Prez

It's my pal's cat, he bought it today and we picked it up. My own damnm fault for messing with it so.

And if you ever head past Stockholm/Sweden sure i'll buy you a beer or so

Not a good day for me, one HardDrive broken, a GF lost and got into a fight with a cat, pretty much a bad day.

InnerBrat wrote:ot the hand, it isn't.
I guess Faram's fully dressed.

Yep 2-3 band aids was enuff, damn those small claws is sharp!

Ahh well I should know better but small cat's is so cute and fun to play with

My friend claims to have a nice cat and and an evil cat. The evil cat ignored me, but the nice one attacked my leg. Not cool. I told her they should be renamed.

Faram wrote:And if you ever head past Stockholm/Sweden sure i'll buy you a beer or so

Tight. You ever in Cambridge I'll hit you up with a Old English.

Not a good day for me, one HardDrive broken, a GF lost and got into a fight with a cat, pretty much a bad day.

Damn son. Then get out from behind that computer and do something tonight.

Rev Prez

The Aliens wrote:My friend claims to have a nice cat and an evil cat. The evil cat ignored me, but the nice one attacked my leg. Not cool. I told her they should be renamed.

And the nice cat is named Bart,and the evil cat is named Hugo i presume.


A cookie to who gets the reference.

Montcalm wrote: And the nice cat is named Bart,and the evil cat is named Hugo i presume.


A cookie to who gets the reference.

Oh please... I'd like to know of any other form of media with a character named "Bart".

It could be worse, you could have a dog like we do. My brother and my sister's BF can both tell you how fun it is when the dog jumps on their crotch.

Thank god I'm female...

Montcalm wrote:Its not so bad at least it did not mauled your privates.

And atleast it wasn't a piece of toast ..

muse wrote: Thank god I'm female...

There are opportunities for crotch pain in any gender.

Faram wrote:with a kitten

The damn rascal cut open my hand and the upper parts of my arm, multiple bleedings and stuff. And the damn cat is only 8 weeks old so I can't do crap about it.

So....the kitten kicked your ass, but when it gets bigger, faster and more experienced it using it's claws of destruction, then you'll try to do something about it? HA! That's funny!

I've found kittens are worse with the claws than adults are, unless it's a really mean cat. Adults, for the most part, keep their claws to themselves unless something's got them frightened or angry, but kittens love playing around and that usually means you're getting scratched up. They bite a lot too, but they don't have the strenth in their tiny little jaws to do much damage.

Also, they can take a lot of punishment. When one of mine was a kitten, he liked tearing up your hand with his claws and his teeth, and you'd eventually end up shaking him off hard enough to toss him halfway across the room. He'd run right back and start on your hand again. Then he grew up and got very fat and lazy and remarkably stupid, even for a cat.

Faram wrote:with a kitten

The damn rascal cut open my hand and the upper parts of my arm, multiple bleedings and stuff. And the damn cat is only 8 weeks old so I can't do crap about it.

But I got to bitch about it on SD.NET and soon this thread will be HOSed but I don't care cus im drunk and in a bad mode.

So you mean you got:



Mega-props to Shinova for the pic

HAHAHA
Purrrfect use for that image.