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I have a prude female friend who watched some idiot femwank show on Oxygen and now is going around claiming that g-spot orgasms must be accompanied by 1-2 quarts of fluid.

Now, it is my uh...personal experience that women hardly produce that much fluid with each orgasm.

Anyone help with reliable resources or personal tomes?

I'm trying to figure out where so much fluid would come from.

I'd call bullshit even as a virgin.

Quarts?

Are we missing a revolutionary new source of hydro-electric power?

Shit, talk about a flood. I think that is bullshit. If a woman spews qaurts of fluid during an orgasm, she must be pregnant, and her water broke.

Well it seems deeply ignorant--if a male's entire reproductive tract can't produce more than several tablespoons, how is some residual prostate-esque tissue between the vagina and urethra supposed to retain quarts of fluid?

Ask her (politely) to demonstrate.

How is she a prude?

neoolong wrote:

Coalition wrote:Ask her (politely) to demonstrate.

How is she a prude?

Perhaps she won't demonstrate?

Stofsk wrote:

neoolong wrote:

Coalition wrote:Ask her (politely) to demonstrate.

How is she a prude?

Perhaps she won't demonstrate?

That hardly makes one a prude.

neoolong wrote:How is she a prude?

My guess would be speaking from ignorance of the subject, and there's probably more to her personality than the glimpse that IP gave us.

That ammount of fluid must come from her brain...

BUUUUULLLLLSSSSSHHHHIIIITTTTTT!!!

If she tries to argue that rebuttal when you mention it to her simply cut-her off and reply thusly:

BUUUUULLLLLSSSSSHHHHIIIITTTTTT!!!

Then slap the stupid out of her.

That would probbly result in dehydration and all sorts of other fun stuff- maybe she got 'quarts' and 'ounces' mixed up?

Uh...no. 1-2 quarts would be the amount of urine in a good piss. There's no way a woman's producing and storing that amount of sex fluids. No way in hell. And yes I can speak from personal experience.

1-2 QUARTS?!

Okay a quarter to half a gallon....I really hope she understands the sheer volume she's expecting, because damn...that literally gives new meaning to opening the floodgates.

So yes, sheer bullshit.

As I have never drowned during oral sex, I can safely say this is bullshit.

neoolong wrote:How is she a prude?

Because she apparently hasn't had a g-spot orgasm. (You don't know her, but she's a Christian-only-in-name Republican conservative who refuses to masturbate and among her female friends it is considered doubtful she's had much in the way of orgasms at all, because she tends to begin yelling and shit right off the top, which they find oddly exaggerated--they know because she has this thing about getting drunk at parties and then letting guys she describes as unattractive eat her out with no reciprocation, but I digress).

I was being derisive.

Admiral Valdemar wrote:BUUUUULLLLLSSSSSHHHHIIIITTTTTT!!!

If she tries to argue that rebuttal when you mention it to her simply cut-her off and reply thusly:

BUUUUULLLLLSSSSSHHHHIIIITTTTTT!!!

Then slap the stupid out of her.

I offered to demonstrate to her personally that this wasn't true, but she declined. Oh well.

SirNitram wrote:As I have never drowned during oral sex, I can safely say this is bullshit.

That's what I said. I've never been blinded by a deluge equal to half a milk jug. Jesus.

Illuminatus Primus wrote:I have a prude female friend who watched some idiot femwank show on Oxygen and now is going around claiming that g-spot orgasms must be accompanied by 1-2 quarts of fluid.

Now, it is my uh...personal experience that women hardly produce that much fluid with each orgasm.

Anyone help with reliable resources or personal tomes?

Talk about clean up.

Illuminatus Primus wrote:Because she apparently hasn't had a g-spot orgasm. (You don't know her, but she's a Christian-only-in-name Republican conservative who refuses to masturbate and among her female friends it is considered doubtful she's had much in the way of orgasms at all, because she tends to begin yelling and shit right off the top, which they find oddly exaggerated--they know because she has this thing about getting drunk at parties and then letting guys she describes as unattractive eat her out with no reciprocation, but I digress).

/me tries to resist making derisive comments about PHUHS students

Illuminatus Primus wrote:I have a prude female friend who watched some idiot femwank show on Oxygen and now is going around claiming that g-spot orgasms must be accompanied by 1-2 quarts of fluid.

Now, it is my uh...personal experience that women hardly produce that much fluid with each orgasm.

Anyone help with reliable resources or personal tomes?

If somebody's losing two quarts of bodily fluids, then chances are they're about to pass out from shock. Think of it this way, two quarts of fluid is equal to four pints. The human body only has eight to ten pints of blood period, in comparison.

phongn wrote:/me tries to resist making derisive comments about PHUHS students

Hey quiet Phongn. I won't deny that I'm still surrounded by imbeciles and I'm in IB, for Christ's sake. Should I speak about the brainfucked and absent-minded CAT kids I know?

Moreover, your brother's class is really, really fucked up. I should know: I dated one of them.

You're not going to slander your brother and his friends, are you?

Oh, and by the way: I think I'm supposed to room with him or something at MUN Conference.

I too have never experienced such a thing, but how can I be sure I've ever given a woman an orgasm?

Dude, the vagina begins pumping rythmically and spasmatically, and gets pretty damn wet.

Illuminatus Primus wrote:Hey quiet Phongn. I won't deny that I'm still surrounded by imbeciles and I'm in IB, for Christ's sake. Should I speak about the brainfucked and absent-minded CAT kids I know?

I knew plenty of them

Moreover, your brother's class is really, really fucked up. I should know: I dated one of them.

You're not going to slander your brother and his friends, are you?

Why not?

Oh, and by the way: I think I'm supposed to room with him or something at MUN Conference.

...

BWAHAHAHAHA.

The Third Man wrote:I too have never experienced such a thing, but how can I be sure I've ever given a woman an orgasm?

If we have to tell you, you'll never know...