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Really really screwed up hypothetical

Posted: 2004-01-25 07:33pm
by Straha
Alright, the powers that be come down to you and offer you the chance to inhabit a deserted island with everything that you would ever want on it, and 3 of the most beutiful looking women, all in love with you. Here's the catch, once a month you must let each of these women penetrate you with a strap-on dildo, do you take this offer?

Posted: 2004-01-25 07:35pm
by Darth Yoshi
For me, that's not much of a catch. So yes.

Posted: 2004-01-25 07:36pm
by Psycho Smiley
Of course! Why the fuck not?

Posted: 2004-01-25 07:36pm
by The Aliens
Me and three beautiful ladies on an island 29 days of the month with everything I've ever wanted on it, for about 2 hours of anal fucking monthly? Not a problem.

Posted: 2004-01-25 07:44pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
They better have A-cups at biggest. Oh, and I hope they like building things (i.e. they're practically men) :)

Posted: 2004-01-25 07:45pm
by Joe
Well, the island has everything I'd ever want on it, right? So yes, I would, and on strap-on night I'd consume enough alcohol to erase the experience.

And also, all the woman have to do is penetrate, they don't have to stay there for any length of time. So it would be like three really short prostate exams.

Posted: 2004-01-25 07:51pm
by Howedar
I don't want to live on a deserted island. Everything I'd want would mean there was civilization, which means the scenario is meaningless to me.

Posted: 2004-01-25 07:51pm
by XaLEv
Just once a month? :(

Posted: 2004-01-25 08:03pm
by KrauserKrauser
Bring on the lube, I got me some fun time!

Posted: 2004-01-25 08:09pm
by Montcalm
Three hot chicks,i think i`ll have to get the tattoo written "Exit Only" erased off my butt. :wink:

Posted: 2004-01-25 10:12pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
It's not much of a downside to all of the stuff I do get, so yes, I'll take it. If it was every night, and the dildos were covered with sandpaper, then maybe it would be too much for me, but anything less would be worth it in my opinion.

Posted: 2004-01-25 10:23pm
by Nathan F
How big is the strapon?

Posted: 2004-01-25 10:29pm
by Straha
Nathan F wrote:How big is the strapon?
Nine inches.

Posted: 2004-01-25 10:31pm
by The Aliens
Painful, but with enough lube and some time to get used to it one quick penetration a month isn't enough to make me disregard paradise.

Posted: 2004-01-25 10:32pm
by Straha
The Aliens wrote:Painful, but with enough lube and some time to get used to it one quick penetration a month isn't enough to make me disregard paradise.

Four women are each doing this to you.

Posted: 2004-01-25 10:39pm
by Rye
Yes yes yes! A million times yes! :P

Posted: 2004-01-25 10:40pm
by The Aliens
Sorry, four quick penetrations (did not the OP state 3? Well, harrdly matters, the mroe the merrier for 29 days of the month)

Posted: 2004-01-25 10:42pm
by Demiurge
Anything I want? That would include several forms of reliable transportation off of the island.

Posted: 2004-01-25 10:43pm
by darthdavid
I've always wondered what that would feel like...

Posted: 2004-01-25 10:52pm
by Rye
darthdavid wrote:I've always wondered what that would feel like...
Sort of like a shit in reverse. Pleasant when you get used to it, i'm sure.

Posted: 2004-01-25 10:53pm
by Straha
Rye wrote:
darthdavid wrote:I've always wondered what that would feel like...
Sort of like a shit in reverse. Pleasant when you get used to it, i'm sure.
You have experience?

Posted: 2004-01-25 10:57pm
by Rye
Straha wrote:
Rye wrote:
darthdavid wrote:I've always wondered what that would feel like...
Sort of like a shit in reverse. Pleasant when you get used to it, i'm sure.
You have experience?
Not of that, no. Stands to reason though, if you think of what muscles it's stimulating.

Posted: 2004-01-25 11:15pm
by Darth Wong
No, I would not take the offer. One beautiful woman is enough for me, and I'm quite happy living in civilization.

As for the pain factor that others have alluded to, it would probably be exceedingly painful. First of all, a 9" strap-on is a huge object. Second, you will almost certainly tense up and clench due to reflex, because unless you're Einy, you're not used to the feeling of objects going in the wrong way. That clenching will make it vastly more painful.

Posted: 2004-01-25 11:18pm
by Straha
Darth Wong wrote:No, I would not take the offer. One beautiful woman is enough for me, and I'm quite happy living in civilization.

As for the pain factor that others have alluded to, it would probably be exceedingly painful. First of all, a 9" strap-on is a huge object. Second, you will almost certainly tense up and clench due to reflex, because unless you're Einy, you're not used to the feeling of objects going in the wrong way. That clenching will make it vastly more painful.
Well, how does your wife feel about Anal Sex?

EDIT: Clarification, post made to show that people can accept objects up the back route, nothing else.

Re: Really really screwed up hypothetical

Posted: 2004-01-25 11:30pm
by Queeb Salaron
Straha wrote:Alright, the powers that be come down to you and offer you the chance to inhabit a deserted island with everything that you would ever want on it, and 3 of the most beutiful looking women, all in love with you. Here's the catch, once a month you must let each of these women penetrate you with a strap-on dildo, do you take this offer?
Only ONCE a month? What's the fun in that?!