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How do you become a mod?

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:04pm
by Guardsman Bass
I hear alot about this, how do you become one? Number of posts? Lord Wong's favor?

Re: How do you become a mod?

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:04pm
by Queeb Salaron
Guardsman Bass wrote:I hear alot about this, how do you become one? Number of posts? Lord Wong's favor?
Knee pads and a detachable jaw.

EDIT: The ability to suppress a gag reflex doesn't hurt, either.

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:05pm
by Howedar
Have you never posted on a message board or forum before? Jesus Christ.

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:05pm
by Rogue 9
Around here, what he said. On other boards, the criteria depends on the admin and the board's purpose.

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:05pm
by Nathan F
I detect a locking forthcoming shortly.

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:05pm
by Admiral Valdemar
You must drink the blood of a virgin upon the nearest peak whilst cursing the god of lightning himself amid a thunder storm of much rage.

Then and only then shall your soul be endowed with the powers of modship and general forum going duties.

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:05pm
by Rogue 9
*Points at the n00b and laughs.* :lol:

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:07pm
by General Zod
would the sacrificial heart of a major microsoft employee be sufficient?

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:08pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Status.

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:10pm
by Queeb Salaron
Darth_Zod wrote:would the sacrificial heart of a major microsoft employee be sufficient?
Yes, but publishing the code for the programs they sell at outrageous prices would be better.

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:10pm
by Super-Gagme
You send me 20 dollars. Would you like to become a mod? PM me and we will sort out the payment.

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:11pm
by DPDarkPrimus
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Status.
Excellent. I should be recieving my super powers any day now. :P

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:11pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Status.
That's a load of shit. If that were true, I'd own the board by now.

Pfft...

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:13pm
by Admiral Valdemar
GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:Make many meaningful contributions to the board and show that you're mod material. Then apply when an opportunity shows up.

PC +1
If I were mod, you'd be banned, matey.

Spam, tsk.

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:14pm
by Guardsman Bass
Rogue 9 wrote:*Points at the n00b and laughs.* :lol:

Fuck off asshole. cause I honestly don't know. Plus this is the only board I am currently set up on right now.

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:15pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Guardsman Bass wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:*Points at the n00b and laughs.* :lol:

Fuck off asshole. cause I honestly don't know. Plus this is the only board I am currently set up on right now.
Down, boy. It's a light hearted gesture, chill.

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:16pm
by Super-Gagme
Guardsman Bass wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:*Points at the n00b and laughs.* :lol:

Fuck off asshole. cause I honestly don't know. Plus this is the only board I am currently set up on right now.
Wow if you take that so badly you have a lot to find out about this board :P

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:16pm
by Queeb Salaron
Guardsman Bass wrote:Fuck off asshole. cause I honestly don't know. Plus this is the only board I am currently set up on right now.
Ooh, we got ourselves a live one!!

::Buckles on the flamethrower::

Where da n00b at?!?!

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:25pm
by Ghost Rider
Kill an older one....oh wait that's the Horsemen.

Try them.

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:26pm
by SyntaxVorlon
It takes the will of an admin and/or your particular or peculiar devotion to a certain forum.
But we have enough for now, so don't worry about it.

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:33pm
by Chardok
[chief smokesalot]Noble Braves, this has gone on long enough. We must all partake of the peace pipe and become brothers of the spirit![/chief Smokesalot]

Why would ANYone want to voluntarily become a mod of this place? As it is they have my most sincere sympathy. Trolls love it here, as do fundies and trolls, and don't forget trolls. Virtually every Sci-Fi board on the net knows about this place, and with their barretts do they take aim upon this shining beacon of logic and SW superiority. Besides, we have a spammerific railgunning madman running about and an endless Black Mage/SEGNOR war. Not to mention the HAB/Mechamaniac conflict. No, the mods can have their jobs. Remember, Old mods, never die. They just...fade away.

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:42pm
by fgalkin
Chardok wrote:[chief smokesalot]Noble Braves, this has gone on long enough. We must all partake of the peace pipe and become brothers of the spirit![/chief Smokesalot]

Why would ANYone want to voluntarily become a mod of this place? As it is they have my most sincere sympathy. Trolls love it here, as do fundies and trolls, and don't forget trolls. Virtually every Sci-Fi board on the net knows about this place, and with their barretts do they take aim upon this shining beacon of logic and SW superiority. Besides, we have a spammerific railgunning madman running about and an endless Black Mage/SEGNOR war. Not to mention the HAB/Mechamaniac conflict. No, the mods can have their jobs. Remember, Old mods, never die. They just...fade away.
You do not understand...but you will.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:56pm
by InnerBrat
Take it up the ass.

(Well, I had to...)

Posted: 2004-01-26 05:57pm
by Chardok
Wow. All positive imagery in my sick little head involving IB just went the way of Episode one. That was incredible. It only took one post. :shock:

Posted: 2004-01-26 06:09pm
by InnerBrat
Well that's siggable, if not FUQable...