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[/url]Not a good one to open at work (the ads) and there's a bunch of pop-up that are very not school/work friendly as well.aphexmonster wrote:Greetings ladys, Gents, and penile loving bipods ...
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Thats a fun place. Lotsa College 'TangSpanky The Dolphin wrote:Hey, there's a bar in Ceder Rapids called Shagnasty's...SHAGNASTY'S Penis Owners Manual
Farthest medically recorded ejaculation 11.7 feet
::just waits for the obligitory "didn't it fall off from the radiation" joke::Hyperion wrote:Haha, that was good.
Audible?! Yowsah.Le Penis Guide wrote:One third of all penile ruptures occur during lovemaking. They're caused by sudden shifts in position or by awkward attempts at parallel parking with the partner on top. The tearing of tissue that occurs within an erect penis is often audible and always extremely painful.
I found that funny for some reason.CAUTION! -- The following can shrink a relaxed penis by two inches or more: - cold weather, chilly baths or showers, sexual activity, exhaustion, excitement (non sexual), illness and Keith Richards.
Yes there should be. I've blown my head clean off several times doing this during masturbation:Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:There should be a warning about looking at it during ejaculation, or waving it in front of a cat, though.
OOohhhh *grabs crotch from reflexive pain due to CSFF's Verbal Swift Kick to the Nads* LMAO!@!!closet sci-fi fan wrote:It was a british website...anarchistbunny wrote:5.1 inches is average? I thought 6 was.
LMAO!Estimated replacement value (good condition model) £50,000
Apparently it's regional, I heard from some magazine that in Londodn it's 7 inches.anarchistbunny wrote:5.1 inches is average? I thought 6 was.
What popups? Google has a built-in popup blocker.Tsyroc wrote:Not a good one to open at work (the ads) and there's a bunch of pop-up that are very not school/work friendly as well.
In Betsy's skilled hands, I've hit my collarbone before.Dorsk 81 wrote:Farthest medically recorded ejaculation 11.7 feet
And I'm lucky if I can hit much past my sola pexlus!
1. You would think it might come in handy at a hospital.closet sci-fi fan wrote:1. Why are you visiting a "penis owner's guide" website at work/school?Tsyroc wrote: Not a good one to open at work (the ads) and there's a bunch of pop-up that are very not school/work friendly as well.
2. Pop-ups? http://www.Mozilla.org
That's my story and I'm sticking to itSo how does that work? Do I need to copy the address and then put it in Google?Iceberg wrote:What popups? Google has a built-in popup blocker.Tsyroc wrote:Not a good one to open at work (the ads) and there's a bunch of pop-up that are very not school/work friendly as well.
*looks at what I wrote* Dammit. I'm an idiot.Tsyroc wrote:So how does that work? Do I need to copy the address and then put it in Google?Iceberg wrote:What popups? Google has a built-in popup blocker.Tsyroc wrote:Not a good one to open at work (the ads) and there's a bunch of pop-up that are very not school/work friendly as well.
Well, in sweden they say 15cm which is 5.905 inchesanarchistbunny wrote:5.1 inches is average? I thought 6 was.
Well, atleast I'm above average even if we use 6 inches, but thats all I'll sayMore recent studies have produced the following results:
A sample of 60 men studied by researchers at the University of California at San Francisco determined that the average size of their erect penises was 5.1 inches long and 4.9 inches in girth. A Brazilian urologist who measured 150 men reported that the average size of their erections was 5.7 inches long and 4.7 inches in girth.
Have you ever wondered how they determin that? Do they just go around and ask people? I think that regional variation on that scale is BS. It just means that Lononers apparently are more prone to lying.Gandalf wrote:Apparently it's regional, I heard from some magazine that in Londodn it's 7 inches.anarchistbunny wrote:5.1 inches is average? I thought 6 was.