In the Spirit of the Bad Pickup Thread...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-01-29 11:02pm

What sort of horrible combacks to pickup lines have you heards/used/had used on you?

The best I have ever heard was.

"Can you hammer a 6 inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"No"
"Girl's gotta have her standards"

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-01-29 11:46pm

Been watching Real Genius haven't you?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-01-30 12:05am

Yes I have... We have a pickup thread.. why not a shootdown thread...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-01-30 01:28pm

Shootdowns aren't as funny. Popular shootdowns include things like "I'd rather we just stay as friends". That's just painful, not funny.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-01-30 01:35pm

Darth Wong wrote:Shootdowns aren't as funny. Popular shootdowns include things like "I'd rather we just stay as friends". That's just painful, not funny.

How about "I already have a boyfriend."?

Or "I'm not interested because my ex killed himself last year."?

Ooh! Ooh! How about "You remind me too much of my ex-boyfriend."?

AHAHAHAHAHAhahaaahhh, goddamnit.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-01-30 01:41pm

How about, you're like a brother to me.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-01-30 03:13pm

neoolong wrote:How about, you're like a brother to me.

It's even weirder when they say that to me.

(In case anyone hasn't noticed, I'm female.)

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2004-01-30 03:21pm

My cousin Jeanette told me that she told a would-be suitor who liked her: "No, I don't think we should be together - you treat me like I'm a gay guy - I'm a girl and I'm not gay."

I thought that's a heavy smackdown for a girl to lay on a guy whose crazy about her...

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2004-01-30 03:24pm

A female friend of mine told me that on New Year's Eve, her date decided to drop his pants in front of her hoping to get it on, and upon looking at his penis she said to him "with that little thing, I'm gonna need to drink another bottle of champagne first."