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In the Spirit of the Bad Pickup Thread...
Posted: 2004-01-29 11:02pm
by Alyrium Denryle
What sort of horrible combacks to pickup lines have you heards/used/had used on you?
The best I have ever heard was.
"Can you hammer a 6 inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"No"
"Girl's gotta have her standards"
Posted: 2004-01-29 11:46pm
by KhyronTheBackstabber
Been watching Real Genius haven't you?
Posted: 2004-01-30 12:05am
by Alyrium Denryle
Yes I have... We have a pickup thread.. why not a shootdown thread...
Posted: 2004-01-30 01:28pm
by Darth Wong
Shootdowns aren't as funny. Popular shootdowns include things like "I'd rather we just stay as friends". That's just painful, not funny.
Posted: 2004-01-30 01:35pm
by Uraniun235
Darth Wong wrote:Shootdowns aren't as funny. Popular shootdowns include things like "I'd rather we just stay as friends". That's just painful, not funny.
How about "I already have a boyfriend."?
Or "I'm not interested because my ex killed himself last year."?
Ooh! Ooh! How about "You remind me too much of my ex-boyfriend."?
AHAHAHAHAHAhahaaahhh, goddamnit.
Posted: 2004-01-30 01:41pm
by neoolong
How about, you're like a brother to me.
Posted: 2004-01-30 03:13pm
by Mayabird
neoolong wrote:How about, you're like a brother to me.
It's even weirder when they say that to me.
(In case anyone hasn't noticed, I'm female.)
Posted: 2004-01-30 03:21pm
by Bertie Wooster
My cousin Jeanette told me that she told a would-be suitor who liked her: "No, I don't think we should be together - you treat me like I'm a gay guy - I'm a girl and I'm not gay."
I thought that's a heavy smackdown for a girl to lay on a guy whose crazy about her...
Posted: 2004-01-30 03:24pm
by Bertie Wooster
A female friend of mine told me that on New Year's Eve, her date decided to drop his pants in front of her hoping to get it on, and upon looking at his penis she said to him "with that little thing, I'm gonna need to drink another bottle of champagne first."