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My birthday
Posted: 2004-01-30 08:30am
by Chardok
Was yesterday. My Exwife called to wish me a happy birthday. I got to talk to my little girl for the first time in a year. I cried. Best. Birthday. Ever.
I hate that bitch.
I'm 26. Someone write a haiku about me.
Posted: 2004-01-30 08:46am
by The Kernel
The cold earth is still,
While those in morning rejoice
celebrating life.
EDIT: Oh, and happy birthday dude!
Posted: 2004-01-30 08:46am
by Montcalm
So much choice,what should i choose "what the hell yes"
And Happy Birthday Chardok
Posted: 2004-01-30 09:18am
by Ghost Rider
Happy B-Day.
[size=0]Goddamn youngins[/size]
Posted: 2004-01-30 09:28am
by Dargos
the jerk
at the soda fountain
leaks in her hand
Happy B day
Posted: 2004-01-30 09:37am
by Col. Crackpot
Strange man named Chardok
Watches Dophins lose often
have a beer on me
Posted: 2004-01-30 09:48am
by Sarevok
Happy birthday to you Chardok.
Posted: 2004-01-30 10:39am
by Chardok
LOL @ Col crackpot! Good Haiku! Thanks for the well wishes, all!
(Don't forget to vote!)
Posted: 2004-01-30 01:04pm
by Grand Moff Yenchin
Happy Birthday!!
生日快樂
Posted: 2004-01-30 01:10pm
by The Aliens
Twenty-six years old
Hair is thinning far too fast
Spare tire hides feet
Posted: 2004-01-30 02:15pm
by Straha
So thirteen people want me castrated? Well I better run...
But not before my Haikuze:
Dolphins win ten games
So did they make the playoffs?
Oh no, Not a chance.
Chardok is tweenty-six
Third of his life, gone on by
Sad, Drank only after tweenty
(so, it doesn't exactly fit, go shoot me)
Happy Birthday Chardok
Posted: 2004-01-30 06:48pm
by Cal Wright
Happy Birthday fellow Rebel!!!
Posted: 2004-01-30 06:50pm
by Dahak
Happy barfday
Posted: 2004-01-30 07:53pm
by YT300000
Happy Birthday. Sorry about your ex. Maybe we could combine revenge and material acquisition into a nice little belated gift (ie, an SPAS-12).
Posted: 2004-01-30 07:58pm
by Rye
*Chatters congratulatorily"
'Appy Birfday!
Posted: 2004-01-31 02:19am
by Zaia
For the first time in a year?! Awww, beebee...
Posted: 2004-01-31 02:22am
by Son of the Suns
I'd remove the poll, but since Straha doesn't seem to mind....
BTW, happy b-day Chardock
Posted: 2004-01-31 03:00am
by Rogue 9
I doubt Straha would mind, since he puts that in as an option in his own polls.
Posted: 2004-01-31 03:20am
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Happy Birthday!
Now, to put that in an unimaginative haiku:
Happy Birthday, sir!
Happy, Happy Birthday, sir!
Happy Birthday, sir!
Posted: 2004-02-01 08:32pm
by The Aliens
Best. Haiku. Ever. We could take that back 1000 years and accelerate culture beyond anyone's wildest dreams!