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Official Super Bowl Commentary

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:06pm
by Straha
HAHA! Close game, no blow out, defense is the main factor, scoring only in the last two minutes.

EAT IT QUEEB!

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:15pm
by RedImperator
The halftime show is blowing more ass than usual. That's no small accomplishment.

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:16pm
by Alex Moon
RedImperator wrote:The halftime show is blowing more ass than usual. That's no small accomplishment.
Wouldn't it be nice if one of these performers actually finished a song? :roll:

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:18pm
by Lt. Dan
RedImperator wrote:The halftime show is blowing more ass than usual. That's no small accomplishment.

OMG does it suck! Are they wanting me to start fliping through the other channels? Could it suck any more?

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:18pm
by fgalkin
Indeed. There should be a law about forbidding talentless fucks on stage.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:18pm
by Worlds Spanner
No it's not.

That's why I've come up to the computer room.

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:19pm
by Worlds Spanner
Not a small accomplishment I mean.

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:19pm
by RedImperator
Kid Rock in a poncho made by cutting a hole in an American flag. That's just fucking great.

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:21pm
by Lt. Dan
It just keeps getting more and more horrendus... :banghead:

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:22pm
by Alex Moon
Janet Jackson's too old for the bondage look. :shock:

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:22pm
by Alex Moon
Oh joy. Justin Timberfake.

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:23pm
by Mr Bean
Indeed Janet is on-stag with a troop of freak dancers, reaaal odd, at least she did not mention her brother's trouble

PS I will be ruthlessly suppresing this thread after the game :twisted:

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:23pm
by fgalkin
Oh God, it's Justin Timberlake with his most annoyng song. NOOOOOOOO! :x

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:24pm
by Crazy Goji
"Every year the Super Bowl Halftime show gets exponentially worse. I use the term 'exponentially' since it has been the first time I've ever been able to use it since I learned it in math class. It means it gets crappier, and crappier, and crappier each year. . ." - Lewis Black

Yeah, I just went straight to my room when halftime started. Good game, though, I suppose.

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:25pm
by Glocksman
It's a good thing that my guns are locked up, or I might be tempted to eat one after watching that godawful halftime show. :evil:

WTF possessed the NFL to bring in Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake?
Is this the HasBeen Halftime Show™? :roll:

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:29pm
by Knife
Alex Moon wrote:Janet Jackson's too old for the bondage look. :shock:
Shut up kid, that ass still looks good. And hell, she's like 15 years older than me. :wink: :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:29pm
by RedImperator
Glocksman wrote:It's a good thing that my guns are locked up, or I might be tempted to eat one after watching that godawful halftime show. :evil:

WTF possessed the NFL to bring in Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake?
Is this the HasBeen Halftime Show™? :roll:
They should have brought out Jenna Jameson and Madonna with Justin Timberlake. Then it could have been the People Who've Made Out With Britney Spears Halftime Show.

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:30pm
by Mr. Sinister
Is it just my imagination or did I see Janet’s tit pop out at the end of the show?

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:31pm
by Glocksman
RedImperator wrote:
Glocksman wrote:It's a good thing that my guns are locked up, or I might be tempted to eat one after watching that godawful halftime show. :evil:

WTF possessed the NFL to bring in Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake?
Is this the HasBeen Halftime Show™? :roll:
They should have brought out Jenna Jameson and Madonna with Justin Timberlake. Then it could have been the People Who've Made Out With Britney Spears Halftime Show.
Give Britney a few more years and the stadium won't be big enough to hold everyone. :P

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:33pm
by Alex Moon
Knife wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:Janet Jackson's too old for the bondage look. :shock:
Shut up kid, that ass still looks good. And hell, she's like 15 years older than me. :wink: :twisted: :twisted:
I know that people supposedly get more desperate as they get older but man, your standards really have sunk... :P

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:40pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Crazy Goji wrote:"Every year the Super Bowl Halftime show gets exponentially worse. I use the term 'exponentially' since it has been the first time I've ever been able to use it since I learned it in math class. It means it gets crappier, and crappier, and crappier each year. . ." - Lewis Black

Yeah, I just went straight to my room when halftime started. Good game, though, I suppose.
If it keeps getting worse, I don't even want to think about how bad it will be in a few years. You'd probably turn off the TV and scratch a chalkboard with a Freddy Kreuger glove because it would sound good relative to the performers.

Posted: 2004-02-01 09:45pm
by fgalkin
Did we just go from 60 to 48 users online in a few minutes? :wtf:

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2004-02-01 10:41pm
by Joe
Awwww, shit! It's on now!

Posted: 2004-02-01 10:45pm
by Chardok
Carolina looks to cover the spread and then some :twisted:

I hate the NFC, but I hate the patriots more. GO JAKE!

Posted: 2004-02-01 11:06pm
by Lonestar
Mr. Sinister wrote:Is it just my imagination or did I see Janet’s tit pop out at the end of the show?
*I* saw it.