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What do you think of as the best lines you've ever seen right before a character's death?

Mine are:

"I don't get how a single mobile suit could do this! YOU WILL NOT BEAT ME! YOU! WILL! NOT! BEAT ME!" -Dozle Zabi, Mobile Suit: Gundam, seconds before his mobile armor was ripped apart by an explosion.

"You were right, Luke. You were right about me. Tell your sister...you were right." -Darth Vader, moments before hi death on DS2.

"Oops." -Green Goblin in Spiderman, realizing that his glider is about to impale him.

"Sieg Zeon." -Argielle Delaz, seconds before taking a bullet to the head in a hostage situation.

What are yours? No common ones like "NOOOOO!" Post some original lines.

Red or Blue, it always the Red or the Blue Wire in the movies
So I cut the Red wire?
No not the Red wire!
~Hapless Hapless thugs in Max Payne

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! -Many people

Cell. English version of DBZ.

"BUT I AM PERFECT!!!"

Then he kinda gets vapourized by Gohan's Kamehameha.

King Kai. Sort of last words, in that he dies after this, but he's still around in heaven...Just before Cell explodes...

"Well, you might've called first..."

http://www.eclipse.net/~srudy/flw/index.html

I don't roleplay but I found these funny.

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this range"

"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances"

"I AM INVINCIBLE!"

"Bang." - Spike, Cowboy Bebop

"I would have followed you to the end... my brother... my captain... my king..." - Boromir, Lord of the Rings

"FREEDOM" - William Wallace, Braveheart

Hmmm, any famous last words from cute girls?:D

Hey, RayCav, we've got a new female member. It's Sylvar Fyre. Have fun.

(Said on an EverQuest PvP server)
"Man, I got so much loot off that guy, I can barely move!"

From our ADnD campaign (mid level fighter, that is still just incompetent)
"Only 3 ogres? We can take that! Come on!" *hideous sounds* "Guys! Help!" *more brutal noise* "Guys! Yeeeeeeeeagh!"

In my D&D group, we were having a particularly profitable dungeon crawl when:

Player A: "So, how much gold did YOU find in that chest?"
(I run screaming like a little schoolgirl down the passage to the exit)
Player B: "Ah. The thief must've triggered a Fear trap. I knew that thing look like enchantment magic. Let's go."
(A large arch-devil proceeded to bound merrily out the door who's prison magic was broken by your's truly. We didn't hear from those two again. Ever.)

"Oh..my.." James Kirk in that horrid death scene which I refuse to accept, but I liked the fact that his expression indicated that he saw something...there was another side, another world waiting for him.

"From Hell's heart I stab at thee, for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!" Kahn, quoting Captain Ahab.

"Father, in your hands I commend my spirit. It is finished." Jesus Christ.

"Come get me, you monster!" -Walker, a pilot from Gundam Wing, immediately before being crushed to death.

"Well bitch, it's just you and me now." -Harry Stamper, Armageddon

"Hello boys, I'm BACK!" -Russel Casse, Independence Day

"Earn this." -Captain John Miller, Saving Private Ryan

Another few great roleplaying one:

*falling* "I'm not wearing my ring of feather fall am I?" *thwump*

(this is from an Amber campaign, said by a chaosite logrus user, this is in the middle of a massive battle between about 6 armies with half of the population of Amber playing 'keepings off' with the Jewel of Judgement) "I absorb the Jewel of Judgement" GM: "Are you sure..." "Hell yes, its the only safe way of getting it out of here and back to Hendrake." "OK, you explode in a spectacular fashion showering everyone nearby in offal."

Rowaarrr! -Chewbacca's Death cry from Vector Prime
'I'm sure your right, my young Jedi friend.' he smiled. Then he turned his thumb down. 'Put him in.' -Jabba the Hutt to Luke Skywalker in the novelisation to Return of the Jedi.

This one is a long passage. Warning its from Traitor so if you haven't read the book go no further...















'There are thousands of warriors out here.' Nom Anor repeated, waving a futile fist. 'You are only one man!'
'I am only one Jedi.'
'You are insane!'
The man's answering laugh was deep and long and bright, full of joy and freedom. 'No. I am Ganner.'
He spun his shining blad in a dazzlingly complex flourish that illuminated the arch around him, making it shine like a rainbow frame for the pure, animal grace of his body.
'This threshold,' he announced through a happy grin 'is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn.'
His flourish ended with the blade slanted before his chest, and his teeth flashed in the gloom.
'None shall pass.'

-Ganner Rhysode from Traitor.

"It's okay guys, he just wanted his machette back!" The teacher from Jason X.

What were Ackbar's last words? I heard he died.

"I'll hunt you to the ends of the universe" The Claw from Firefly, right before he's kicked into the engines. He would of made a reoccuring Trek character, but against a captain who know what he's doing he was just a minor nuicence.

"Too late!" -officer on the Executor's bridge just before being rammed.

"Turbo_LASERS_? They won't even penetrate our navigational defle-"

Admiral Timothy Jones, Battleground Alpha

"Bang" Cowboy Bebop
"shit..." many unlucky people
"damn..." same as above
"One bunny stew coming right up!..."
"I don't know that.. wait, AAHHHHGGG" Bridge keeper
"I'm so happy!... I so happ *CLONK*" Old Man

weemadando wrote:"I absorb the Jewel of Judgement" GM: "Are you sure..." "Hell yes, its the only safe way of getting it out of here and back to Hendrake." "OK, you explode in a spectacular fashion showering everyone nearby in offal."

I do not recall having invited you to my halls, young Chaosite...

Back on topic:

On a realted note:

"Oh, basely done!" he cried. "I had hoped for better of thee!" Duke Borel Hendrake


And...

Monty Python'S Meaning of Life:

Debbie: Can I ask you a question?
Grim Reaper: What?
Debbie: ... How can we all have died at the *same* time?
Grim Reaper: [pointing] The salmon mousse! [They all goggle.]
Geoffrey: [to Angela] Darling, you didn't use tinned salmon did
you?
Angela: [unbelievably embarrassed] I'm most dreadfully
embarrassed...

"You've fallen prey to one of the classic blunders. The first is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.' But only slightly less well-known is this: never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
-Vizzini
The Princess Bride

"School of the Undefeated of the East. The Winds of the King. Zenshin. Keiretsu. Tenpakyuron. Look, the East is burning red." -Master Asia, reciting his code shortly before his death.

"Domon, please destroy the Dark Gundam! Now!" -Kyoji Kasshu, asking his brother to sacrifice him to defeat the ultimate enemy.

"Run you fools!" Gandalf, Fellowship of the Ring