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Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-02-04 12:39am

Alright, for those of you who don't know, I live in North Alabama. That's right fuckers. Sweet Home Alabama. We are the Heart of Dixie. The city is Huntsville, located in Madison Co. at the foot hills of the Appalachians in the Tennessee Valley as they say. Now if I'm not mistaken, there are at least ten, count them 10 different BBQ resturants, and lets just say that if you have a grill, serve wings, or allow people to consume alcohol on the premesis you better have a TV with sports on it. Not only that, but it's not unusual to see people walking around in full hunting camo on thier way out for a hunt.

So today, on my way home, I came across a peculiar sight. As I crested an overpass heading north bound on the south section of our memorial parkway I spotted the ad. That's right. PETA in all thier fucking stupidity now have a billboard ad in Huntsville, Alabama. There it is. I see, what's this. A sort of knock off chick-fil-a attempt? Why yes. A chicken with an automatic with a pissed off look. If the cows don't get you, I might, or I will or some shit. LoL!!!
You'll just have to like this pic on thier billboard page. Eating meat causes impotence?!? I can't believe I'm as healthy as I am and I eat very vew veggies and no fruits at all. I have no trouble causing the bone to go rock solid in .5 seconds flat.

+http://www.peta.org/pdfs/BBgod.pdf

This one will throw the christians into a bloody rage if this ever makes its way into the bible belt.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-04 12:47am

This one will throw the christians into a bloody rage if this ever makes its way into the bible belt.

Indeed it will, and it just did. *Goes off to join the APL.*

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-02-04 05:47am

Yeah, but what doesn't send the bible belt into a zealous rage?

Anyway, i think it's pretty funny, as it's just another shameless show of PETA. Seems odd how killing plants doesn't count as killing.

Next i want to see PETA start something with the Bikers, i mean they're just bullies for harassing old ladies with fur coats, and not a group of bikers in leather everything.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-02-04 07:29am

Rye wrote:Anyway, i think it's pretty funny, as it's just another shameless show of PETA. Seems odd how killing plants doesn't count as killing.

You do't have to kill a plant to eat it

(OK, granted, the carrots Jesus is holding don't fall under that umbrella, but...)

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-02-04 09:31am

InnerBrat wrote:
Rye wrote:Anyway, i think it's pretty funny, as it's just another shameless show of PETA. Seems odd how killing plants doesn't count as killing.
You do't have to kill a plant to eat it

Neither do you have to kill a worm in order to eat it.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-02-04 10:11am

Heck, you don't have to kill a cow to eat it, just take a sword and slice off a leg. If you burn the wound to caterize it, the cow will be fine, if a little tramatized.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-02-04 10:23am

Rye wrote: Next i want to see PETA start something with the Bikers, i mean they're just bullies for harassing old ladies with fur coats, and not a group of bikers in leather everything.

PETA are idiots not suicidal.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-02-04 12:32pm

*enters zealous rage*

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-04 12:33pm

funny how they seemed to have completely overlooked the bit in the old testament where god was pretty big on animal sacrifice.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-02-04 12:35pm

Darth_Zod wrote:funny how they seemed to have completely overlooked the bit in the old testament where god was pretty big on animal sacrifice.

And the part about Jesus feeding the 5000 with fish, and alot of the disciples originally being fishermen, and the part about how Able was a herder and recieved favor in God's eyes, et cetera, et cetera.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2004-02-04 01:06pm

I'll be damned, the bible speaks words of wisdom:

"4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
4:2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
4:3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth."
-- 1 Timothy 4:1-3

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-04 01:13pm

I'll be damned, the bible speaks words of wisdom

That does happen occasionally.

Anyway, it sure sticks it to PETA.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-02-04 04:43pm

Cal Wright wrote:This one will throw the christians into a bloody rage if this ever makes its way into the bible belt.

You're talking about a group that posts anti-porn and abstinence billboards all over the place.....

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-04 04:56pm

i can only imagine the rampant violence that would result if the PETA posted this billboard in texas.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-02-04 04:57pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Cal Wright wrote:This one will throw the christians into a bloody rage if this ever makes its way into the bible belt.
You're talking about a group that posts anti-porn and abstinence billboards all over the place.....

I've seen abstinence billboards, but anti-porn billboards?

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-02-04 04:58pm

Darth_Zod wrote:i can only imagine the rampant violence that would result if the PETA posted this billboard in texas.

If I see this piece of crap in Knoxville, the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy of UT will have a mission...destroy!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-02-04 05:15pm

Nathan F wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:
Cal Wright wrote:This one will throw the christians into a bloody rage if this ever makes its way into the bible belt.
You're talking about a group that posts anti-porn and abstinence billboards all over the place.....
I've seen abstinence billboards, but anti-porn billboards?

Yeah. In Oklahoma.

Remember that thread I made when I got back from that trip?

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-02-04 05:36pm

Kill the Vegans....

sorry, I just had a bad experience with a Vegan male who is very interested in the lady I like.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-02-04 06:25pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Nathan F wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote: You're talking about a group that posts anti-porn and abstinence billboards all over the place.....
I've seen abstinence billboards, but anti-porn billboards?
Yeah. In Oklahoma. Remember that thread I made when I got back from that trip?

Ah, I missed that one.

I was racking my brain to remember any anti-porn billboards I had seen in west TN.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-02-04 06:26pm

jenat-lai wrote:Kill the Vegans....

sorry, I just had a bad experience with a Vegan male who is very interested in the lady I like.

Find if he's a PETA member. If so, tell the lady what an idiot he is, then go do something horrid to a rat and sit it on his doorstep.

OK, maybe not, but still...

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-02-04 06:30pm

Rye wrote: Next i want to see PETA start something with the Bikers, i mean they're just bullies for harassing old ladies with fur coats, and not a group of bikers in leather everything.

There's a Discworld quote along those lines but i can't remember it. Still it would be a laugh.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-02-04 06:35pm

Nathan F wrote:
jenat-lai wrote:Kill the Vegans....

sorry, I just had a bad experience with a Vegan male who is very interested in the lady I like.
Find if he's a PETA member. If so, tell the lady what an idiot he is, then go do something horrid to a rat and sit it on his doorstep.

OK, maybe not, but still...

Well his name is Peter. Peter the PETA Vegan

makes sense.

and yes he is an idiot. but he buys her lots of expensive things, so he trumps me there dammit, I need more money. Who would have thought, girl wars with a vegan.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-02-05 02:30am

yeah, but Vegans are pussies. You shouldn't have much trouble.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-05 02:34am

If he's a true Vegan (as opposed to vegetarian) he'll die of malnutrition soon enough unless he's getting professional help with his diet and sticking to what the dietitian says. Don't worry yourself.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-02-05 04:58am

Rogue 9 wrote:If he's a true Vegan (as opposed to vegetarian) he'll die of malnutrition soon enough unless he's getting professional help with his diet and sticking to what the dietitian says. Don't worry yourself.

You don't have to be an idiot to be a vegan (OK, it helps, but...)

Maybe he's a sensible type.
Again, not very likely, but sensible vegans do exist...

possibly.

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