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Imagine your first day at school with a name like these!

There is an actual Irish politician called Dick Spring...he must have got pure shit in school

CRAP!! Could someone move this to the proper polling thread?

i used to know a Shane Dickess and David Balls. . . . .which were pretty bad names in and of themselves.

"COOL" another stupid name parents give their kids thread.

Probably Gaylord in the current playgrounds, maybe Weiner...

Come on, Dick Butkus woulda kicked the crap out of whoever taunted him.


My vote (and a name of someone I actually know): Zebra Lampshade.

Straha wrote:Come on, Dick Butkus woulda kicked the crap out of whoever taunted him.


My vote (and a name of someone I actually know): Zebra Lampshade.

That's not a crap name, that's a fantastic name!

Straha wrote:My vote (and a name of someone I actually know): Zebra Lampshade.

He or she must have changed his or her name.

nothing beats a little girl with the name Michelan. Notice something missing? Try adding Gelo to the end of it.

How about these two?

"Harry Weiner"
"Anita Koch"

there is a congressman from New Hampshire named Dick Sweat

Dick Butkus. Not only does it have "dick" and "butt," it can also be altered to "Buttkiss." Which is vaguely insulting, I guess.

Donald Duck.

An English lord with the last name of Duck honestly named his son Donald.

His reason? "That's what they're going to call him anyway."

i used to work with a Michael Hunt. now thats a name that sucks

Demiurge wrote:Dick Butkus. Not only does it have "dick" and "butt," it can also be altered to "Buttkiss." Which is vaguely insulting, I guess.

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Yes, but good ole Dick Butkus was prehaps the single best linebacker, ever. If he was taunted like that odds were you'd be on your ass faster then Einey would be in your ass if you came on to him.

Knew a guy in high school named "Bruce Butt"

I could imagine that "Peter Wiener" would be pretty bad, as "wiener" sounds funner than the other words for "penis".

I've seen a few people with the last name of "butt" before.

Mike Hunt is the worst name.

Weiner is the worst in the poll because it would be the earliest word a kid can call his little firehose.~Jason

Whoever votes for Butkus recieves an ancient VooDoo curse which will make your Penis/Clit will seal up/fall off and chase you around your house for three days before they asphyxiate you in your sleep.

I have friend with the last name of Ball who claims to have a cousin named Crystal.

I'd have to say the worst name for a person is Shitheed Dumas.

I voted for Dick van Dyke, because there are two, how shall I say this... "obvious words" in that name, plus many other ways to combine those words for even more ridicule potential.

As for other names, I would have mentioned "Donald Duck", but was beaten to it...

I'll say "Weiner."