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Create your own GW Bush conspiracy

"George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that SUV owners and gun owners could conquer The French."

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George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that the Christian Coalition and Rush Limbaugh could conquer liberals.
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George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that oil companies, Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter could offend women.
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this thing kicks ass.
George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that oil companies, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and the Christian Coalition could oppress The French.
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GWB as OBL in a secret bunker,so he`ll let him out for a stage capture one month before the 2004 presidential election.
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George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that big corporations, oil companies, SUV owners, and gun owners could kill Michael Moore.
Well then...so when's that fatty going to get killed?
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George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that Republicans, oil companies, big corporations, and the Jews could upset transgendered people.
George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that Rush Limbaugh could invade The French.
Do they have enough donut stores in that country for him?
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She calls that a "random conspiracy theory generator"?

Where's the Freemasons? Where's the space aliens? Where's the Vatican? And most importantly - where's Bob?
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George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that Ann Coulter and white men could invade Michael Moore.

tee hee "invade"....
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George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that The Jews and gun owners could offend welfare recipients.
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George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that The Jews, big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could conquer liberals.
so true, so true.
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George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that The Jews and Ann Coulter could steal from welfare recipients.
HA! this amuses me!

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tell me more, oh witty web page!
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George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that oil companies, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could kill minorities.

hehe whats sad is know someone who would believe that..
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Post by Solauren »

Montcalm wrote:
GWB as OBL in a secret bunker,so he`ll let him out for a stage capture one month before the 2004 presidential election.
:wink:
Well DUH....
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You know, it's funny but I've heard some of those seriously proposed.
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Needs more Jews and tinfoil.
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George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter could conquer The United Nations.
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Behold the truth reason why the Cubs lost the world series.
"George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that The Jews, Rush Limbaugh, and the Christian Coalition could upset Iraqis."

It's alittle know fact that the Iraqis are nuts for the Cubs.
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George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that white men and SUV owners could oppress Michael Moore.
George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that The Jews and SUV owners could steal from minorities.
Fun fun fun. :D
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Needs more Jews and tinfoil.
You know what it also needs?

Space aliens. As I mentioned before, every conspiracy theory is improved by the inclusion of space aliens.

While we're at it, it certainly wouldn't hurt to shoehorn in The Vatican.
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