Look at this and realize, it could be worse.
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Bad Day at the office?
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I'm studying for the CPA exam. Have a nice summer, and if you're down just sit back and realize that Joe is off somewhere, doing much worse than you are.
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Joe: "Nancy! Are you all right?"
Nancy: I'm fine. But poor Sue is...."
Bob: Ewwww!
Joe: I'd never believe it if I didn't see it with my own eyes.
Nancy: Could you guys do something useful like call an ambulance or maybe get me a really strong laxative?
Sue: MMPHHMPH!!!!
[Later, at the hospital]
Doctor: So how exactly did this happen?
Nancy: It was a one in a million shot Doc; one in a million.
Nancy: I'm fine. But poor Sue is...."
Bob: Ewwww!
Joe: I'd never believe it if I didn't see it with my own eyes.
Nancy: Could you guys do something useful like call an ambulance or maybe get me a really strong laxative?
Sue: MMPHHMPH!!!!
[Later, at the hospital]
Doctor: So how exactly did this happen?
Nancy: It was a one in a million shot Doc; one in a million.
That's rough...
Chris: "Way to go dad, fight the machine"
Stewie: "How do you know about the machine?"
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"I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
-Spock, 'The Squire of Gothos'
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"I'm only 56? Damn, I'll have to get a fake ID to rent ultra-porn".
-Professor Farnsworth, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
Stewie: "How do you know about the machine?"
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"I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
-Spock, 'The Squire of Gothos'
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"I'm only 56? Damn, I'll have to get a fake ID to rent ultra-porn".
-Professor Farnsworth, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
- Gandalf
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Heh, poor woman.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Ouch. That must have sucked.
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