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I gave this some thought after reading the thread on unwanted boners in the BotM. The question is simple, how do you position your dick in your underwear? Do you have it pointing up, down, sideways, squished, hanging out, etc.?

If boxers, down the left leg.

If in briefs, which is rare now, I pack myself in pointing upwards. If I pack downwards boners can be difficult.

I don't think I've ever had a dick in my underwear.

Can't be sure, though.

Downwards, though erections will (with some uncomfortable fumbling) reverse that situation, of course.

InnerBrat wrote: Can't be sure, though.

If you were wearing a corset you could probably double-check.

Why must you people inadvertently goad me into responding to these threads? Gah.

I could have walked away, but nooo.....

i tend not to wear briefs, but on my boxers to the left.

Zoink wrote:

InnerBrat wrote: Can't be sure, though.

If you were wearing a corset you could probably double-check.

What?

Is this just some sort of bizarre way of getting the image of me in a corset into any thread?

InnerBrat wrote:I don't think I've ever had a dick in my underwear.

Can't be sure, though.

I check every day.

Up, down, you name it, it's been there. One bad thing about tight underwear is some guys have a bigger gun than others. It gets REALLY FUCKIN UNCOMFORTABLE when you got an 8 inch snake and it's trying its damnedest to go full-mast when you're wearing briefs. If they're stretchy, no problem, but don't expect it to be unnoticeable. In fact, everyone and their Grandma seem to notice instantly on sight the huge and blatant bulge when Lil' Danny Railgun wants to come out and play...

i wrap it around my left leg.

aerius wrote:I gave this some thought after reading the thread on unwanted boners in the BotM. The question is simple, how do you position your dick in your underwear? Do you have it pointing up, down, sideways, squished, hanging out, etc.?

Pointing up most defintely. That way, when checking up on him, you can look him in the eye, making sure who's still boss.

And yes, my dick is still the boss.

My wang is shortish. So...up....

This poll is very Straha-esque...I was surprised when I saw the author..Just as an aside..

Whether I'm wearing boxers or briefs that day I always have mine tip down. It's just more comfortable like that for me.

Under most circumstances, down. But there are moments when everybody must stand up

Up.

facing down for me usually. which tends to make it uncomfortable when mr. happy wants to get up on his own from time to time.

Jesus, but do we have a lot of odd threads.

Hush vald.

I position down when I'm standing, though if I get erect I just have to stuff it behind my belt line.
When sitting it usually stays to one side or the other.

I prefer up, and briefs

I seem to have an erection every 5 minutes (what can I say, my lecture group is full of fit girls) so I'm up and down all the time.

Tip up, since I wear briefs exclusively.

Down, definately, i just rearranged it so it pointed up and it's almost out and it feels aliens and wrong. So down ant to the left for me. It doesn't matter so much if it escapes down a boxer leg. And i never wear briefs. Too confining. Unless i hypothetically wished to confine it anyway. <_< >_>

I had to choose Option #4.

of course, I'm SOS, so it doesn't matter anyway

I usually leave it up. Just more comfortable that way. As long as I don't pull my pants down/shirt up, noone is the wiser.