And just for laughs, really...

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2004-02-12 07:13am

The Trilateral Commission, The Federal Reserve Bank, and The Council on Foreign Relations are America's Shadow Government.

They're conspiring with The Bilderbergers, the United Nations, The EU's Parliament, and the Pope AS WE SPEAK, to institute the WORLDWIDE REIGN OF BABYLON AND THE APOCALYPSE!

P.S. Smart Cards are the work of Satan!

P.P.S. Do enjoy! *grins*

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-12 07:19am

Thelea, isn't about this time of year you go back to the ward for your latest batch of magic pills?

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2004-02-12 07:20am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Thelea, isn't about this time of year you go back to the ward for your latest batch of magic pills?

...AV, you're supposed to laugh it.

...You didn't think I was taking it seriously, did you?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-12 07:27am

I wanted to mock you.

Yes, it is funny, but I also expect people to take it seriously somewhere on this rock, which makes me sad.

By the way.

*Hands you a tinfoil hat*

Just in case...

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2004-02-12 07:31am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I wanted to mock you.

Bliddy British humour.

Yes, it is funny, but I also expect people to take it seriously somewhere on this rock, which makes me sad.

It appears to be a rather well connected Jewish/Christian friendship group...

Hrmm, they also claim the good 'ole Illuminati is in on this conspiracy. The scattergun approach..

By the way.

*Hands you a tinfoil hat*

Just in case...

Bah, they'll never take control of my mind...!--I use saran wrap!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-12 07:36am

Saran wrap turbans! Aargh!

I have yet to see whether the Illuminati are working with the Freemasons on this though. Perhaps the Greys produced a rift between them.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2004-02-12 07:38am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Saran wrap turbans! Aargh!

I have yet to see whether the Illuminati are working with the Freemasons on this though. Perhaps the Greys produced a rift between them.

Yes, the Freemasons are a big factor *reading the articles* No aliens, but there is direct demonic assistance. Also, the Rothschilds are an important factor!--which seems highly bizzare for a apparently pro-Jewish website, but since these appear to be "Christian Zionists" as opposed to actual Jews, I suppose it is possible...

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2004-02-12 07:43am

Hrmm.. And, apparently, Christmas and Easter are plots by the evil forces of Popery to corrupt good christians, and are in fact satanic and pagan, and should not be practiced by real Christians.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-12 07:44am

Ooh, Zionists.

I feel a Matrix analogy coming on...

Maybe that's where Babylon went! Subterranean so as to avoid this world, like Atlantis which... uh, sank.

This society must've produced the film The Core to fuel the need to create special nuclear powered subterrenes that burrow through the Earth so they can hijack one such vehicle and find the lost city.

But wait! There's more!

A rogue faction has created robots to enslave the Zionists in a cruel 21st century recreation of what the Egyptians did, only more Matrix like.

Okay, I stop now.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2004-02-12 07:50am

All of your conspiracy theory needs, right here

Though that list is incomplete I can assure you.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-02-12 07:54am

This is all a cover, a front, if you will, to protect the identities of the real world-controlling government.

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do...