Page 1 of 1

Odd idea...

Posted: 2002-10-14 07:53pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
If all forms of cattle gained the capacity to think like humans and were able to communicate with people, do you think we would still slaughter them for food and leather products? LOL

Posted: 2002-10-14 07:55pm
by Joe
Nah. I think it would be wrong to kill them.

Posted: 2002-10-14 07:57pm
by Kuja
Kill the mutants and return them to their mindless, cud-chewing state! I want my Double Quarter Pounder!

Speaking of which, I'm hungry. Laaaaater!

Posted: 2002-10-14 08:05pm
by salm
think about it real hard


Image

Posted: 2002-10-14 08:09pm
by Mr Bean
Hmm for me what would change....


Ahh yes, I would give a Demoic laugh every time I bit into a Cheeseburger :twisted:

However you can only have your Sentant Cows if I get my Soul Coal(Its made outa people!!!!!)

Posted: 2002-10-14 08:10pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
I can picture it now:

(Cow sneaks into meat factory.)
(Sees cow being slaughtered.)
(Looks at cow meat being processed.)
"MOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" = "HAMBURGER IS COW!!!! HAMBURGER IS COW!!!"

Posted: 2002-10-14 09:03pm
by Evil Jerk
Mmmm... sentient burger...

*drools*

Posted: 2002-10-14 09:03pm
by Jadeite
I imagine cows would ally with environmental and animal rights groups, form a political party, and try to gain citizens rights. of course, some nation would consider them a threat and wipe them out.

Posted: 2002-10-14 09:04pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
So basically the cows wouldn't be supported by anyone else?

Posted: 2002-10-14 09:05pm
by XaLEv
India.

Posted: 2002-10-14 09:07pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
If they do evolve to our level, they all need to be slaughtered, so we don't have anything that will challenge the of the human race.

Posted: 2002-10-14 09:07pm
by Evil Jerk
Actually, this kind of reminds me of the situation in Star Control 3, where their version of cows turned out to be the Precursors, the most advanced species in the galaxy. The game was crap though.
But it'd be even freakier if like in that game, cows turned out to be not only sentient, but smarter than us!
I'd still eat 'em though, but first I'd make them give me all their secrets.. mwahahaha. :twisted:

Posted: 2002-10-14 09:08pm
by Jadeite
Ah, I forgot about India, theyd prob elect them to high seats of government.

Posted: 2002-10-14 09:12pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
Ah, I forgot about India, theyd prob elect them to high seats of government.
I concur. But I wonder how that would work out...they would control nukes that they could use against the rest of the world that still wants to eat them. LOL

Posted: 2002-10-14 09:26pm
by Joe
Hah, imagine the advertising slogan for smartcow burgers: "Intelligent food for Intelligent people!"

Posted: 2002-10-14 09:29pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
LOL

Posted: 2002-10-14 09:45pm
by XaLEv
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If they do evolve to our level, they all need to be slaughtered, so we don't have anything that will challenge the of the human race.
I would be on their side during this fight, anthropist bigot.

Posted: 2002-10-14 09:55pm
by Evil Jerk
XaLEv wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If they do evolve to our level, they all need to be slaughtered, so we don't have anything that will challenge the of the human race.
I would be on their side during this fight, anthropist bigot.
You're an enemy of the human race!
After him, he undermines the purity of humanity!!