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Ok, wanted to get this started before someone else..

So we've got our kinks.. now what DON'T you like in sex?

For example, I don't enjoy blowjobs whatsoever. -shrugs-

~ver

BDSM ...


being blindfolded sucks


being handcuffed sucks


being waxxed sucks


being whipped sucks

=)

I don't like slapping during sex. All that "say my name bitch!" followed by a slap makes me lose my hardon faster than the sight of Maggie Thatcher in a thong.

i've never really enjoyed french kissing that much, oddly enough. i tend to prefer straight on the lips kissing. or necking.

Darth_Zod wrote:i've never really enjoyed french kissing that much, oddly enough. i tend to prefer straight on the lips kissing. or necking.

No way! French kissing is my second favourite thing ever, only surpassed by spanish kissing women.

Hmm, difficult one...waste bodily fluids i guess, that's probably about it.

Rye wrote:Hmm, difficult one...waste bodily fluids i guess, that's probably about it.

As.. opposed.. to using bodily fluids..?

~ver

Lord Pounder wrote: ... spanish kissing women.

Cunnilingus?

verilon wrote:

Rye wrote:Hmm, difficult one...waste bodily fluids i guess, that's probably about it.

As.. opposed.. to using bodily fluids..?

~ver

As opposed to bodily fluids related to the task at hand. Anything else shouldn't really be in there.

Though i'd probably try having someone drink blood out of my back or something.

Oh, and no physical damage related activities, surface s n m i can deal with, not being stamped on or some shit like that.

-When the girl wants to listen to bad music while we're trying to work it. I can't get off if there's annoying crap blasting in my ears. It just ruins it all.

-I got tied up once, against my will, and I didn't enjoy it at all. If her brother didn't come into the room, I don't know how long I would have been tied up for.

-another girl started getting all into god and religion while at the same time was trying to get me going with her cat moves. She succeeded but maybe because I just wanted her to shut up.

sex in bathtubs. ist´s so fucking uncomfortable.

Nothing goes up my ass... i don't care how much harder i will cum

DON'T BITE MY DICK!!

I had a couple chicks who thought it would be fun to bite my dick while giving me a blowjob. I've never gone limp so fast.

Fuck, I wish I knew.

Mouths and assholes in the same act. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

I hate sex when everyone but me is doing it. Does that count?

I really haven't done anything I didn't like. And I've done quite a bit. But I suppose my least favorite things are nipple clamps. Those buggers hurt.

Solid Snake wrote:Mouths and assholes in the same act. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Ah forgot about that one. >.<

~ver

I hate sex when everyone but me is doing it. Does that count?

Go to college. It'll come.

Or you will, to be more precise.

Hey, a quick q on frenching, or tongue sucking. When I first encountered this, I was in fucking pain! I swear to whatever deity is watching, I thought she was going to rip my tongue out! It hurt so bad I was near tears. Only after I began sucking back did the pain go away.

So.... can tongue sucking actually cause injury?

Lord Poe wrote:Hey, a quick q on frenching, or tongue sucking. When I first encountered this, I was in fucking pain! I swear to whatever deity is watching, I thought she was going to rip my tongue out! It hurt so bad I was near tears. Only after I began sucking back did the pain go away.

So.... can tongue sucking actually cause injury?

Yes.

Unfortunately, if I suck someone's mouth too hard, I can actually cut them with my teeth (yes, they are seriously that sharp.. I frequently slice my own mouth with them when my lips decide to stick to my teeth).

~ver

Anal=Nyet.

Whips and chains aint my thing either. Though for some reason I can stand being around it, just not participating...

Lord Poe wrote:Hey, a quick q on frenching, or tongue sucking. When I first encountered this, I was in fucking pain! I swear to whatever deity is watching, I thought she was going to rip my tongue out! It hurt so bad I was near tears. Only after I began sucking back did the pain go away.

So.... can tongue sucking actually cause injury?

Anyone else find this funny coming from the guy with the Gene Simmons avatar?

Thirdfain wrote:

I hate sex when everyone but me is doing it. Does that count?

Go to college. It'll come.

Or you will, to be more precise.

You're a regular Shel Silverstein.

Queeb Salaron wrote:Anyone else find this funny coming from the guy with the Gene Simmons avatar?

Listen you....