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So I was thinking about it, and I formulated probably the greatest rock and roll band of all time. Get this:

Elton John - Vocals (Lyrics written by Paul Simon)
Billy Joel - Piano
Bruce Springsteen - Rhythm Guitar
Eric Clapton - Lead Guitar
Phil Collins - Drums
Sting - Bass

how bout Randy Rhoades for lead guitar? admittedly he's dead, but he kicked ass while he was alive.

How about

John Lennon
Paul McCartney
George Harrison
Ringo Star

Darth_Zod wrote:how bout Randy Rhoades for lead guitar? admittedly he's dead, but he kicked ass while he was alive.

I agree, but it was a bit of a different genre. As far as musicianship goes, I'd take him over just about anyone (Except Satriani, Van Halen, Malmsteen, Vai and MAYBE Hammet and Iomi). Clapton has the better sound and background, though. Rhodes was more on the hair-metal side of the spectrum (Classical/Baroque/Romantic influence) whereas Clapton comes from an American blues (and later British rock 'n' roll) background. That's the texture I was looking for.

I was trying to come up with a better bassist, though. Any thoughts?

TheDarkOne wrote:How about

John Lennon
Paul McCartney
George Harrison
Ringo Star

Dead, sucks, dead and sucked when he was alive, sucks bigtime and should be dead.

I take a very Bob Dylan stance on the Beatles. Please let's not mention them again.

Queeb Salaron wrote:

TheDarkOne wrote:How about

John Lennon
Paul McCartney
George Harrison
Ringo Star

Dead, sucks, dead and sucked when he was alive, sucks bigtime and should be dead.

I take a very Bob Dylan stance on the Beatles. Please let's not mention them again.

heh...you wanted the best band ever *shrugs*

You going to Include Mick Ronson in that list? Or are you going to be missing out on one of the best guitarists of all times?

Straha wrote:You going to Include Mick Ronson in that list? Or are you going to be missing out on one of the best guitarists of all times?

Unfortunately few people know Ronson at all. But yes, he's on that list, too, though not in the band.

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Al ... ieblow.JPG
This automatically disqualifies him from the band. Though I'm sure Elton might have something to say about that...

Edit: Ok... so I'll link the pic instead.
Edit again: Ok... so the pic isn't there anymore...

Steven Tyler-Backup/lead vocals
Joe Perry- rythym/lead guitar
Eddie Van Halen- everything.
Flea-bass
Max Weinberg-Drums
David Bowie-Lead/backup vocals


Woot! Two lead guitarists, two lead singers. all great.

Queeb Salaron wrote:Dead, sucks, dead and sucked when he was alive, sucks bigtime and should be dead.

I take a very Bob Dylan stance on the Beatles. Please let's not mention them again.

I hope you don't mind if I set you on fire right now...

Vocals: Burton C Bell of Fear Factory, many wouldn't put him as the "best" vocalist, but his style really appeals to me.
That chick from cradle would be pretty good too.

Drums: Raymond Herrera form Fear Factory again...or maybe that guy who was in dimmu and cradle (nick cave i think his name was?) again, call me a fanwhore, but there's not many who could do self bias resistor justice. In fact, i'll listen to that now.

Lead guitar: Zakk Wylde or Dimebag Darrel from Pantera, i'd say Steve Vai, but he'd probably end up annoying me with excessive solo-ing.

Rhythm guitar: Guy from Crowbar maybe? Or maybe Dime and the guy from crowbar, the guitarists could do the whole swapping of lead thing...or the guy from morbid angel.

Bass: Hot woman from white zombie maybe? Maybe the bassist from Death, they've got funky bass guitar stuff.

Synth/samples/keyboards etc: Person from Gary Numan's band. Or person from dimmu.

DJ (cos i secretly like the sounds of decks) - whoever it was that did the scratching in FF's Edgecrusher or DT's Glass Prison.

Creative insights from Rob Zombie and Basement Jaxx.

Yes, my tastes are strange.

EDIT: I want an orchestra in there too, so the London Philharmonic it is.

BAH!

Elton John: Piano
Flea (RHCP): Bass guitar
Brian May (Queen): Rythim Guitar
Slash (Guns and Roses): Lead Guitar
Carter Beauford (Dave Matthwes Band): Drums
Stevie Wonder: Lead Vocals
Sarah McLachlin, Tori Amos, Issac Hayes: Backup Vocals
With the Horn section from Tower of Power!

now THAT is a band.

Chardok wrote:Steven Tyler-Backup/lead vocals
Joe Perry- rythym/lead guitar
Eddie Van Halen- everything.
Flea-bass
Max Weinberg-Drums
David Bowie-Lead/backup vocals

Eh, not bad. Different kind of rock, but still kinda cool. I'd take Slash over Perry, though. Satriani would even fit that band well.

Van Halen is a nice touch; I'd LOVE to see him and Satriani throw down dualing solos.

Flea isn't a BAD bassist... in fact he's quite good... but it's not the sound you're looking for. I'd put Les Claypool in that band before Flea.

Max Weinberg... well... Sure. I guess that fits.

And David Bowie will need to be dusted off before he performs. The only man in the world whose early 80's era leather pants are now too big for him.

Queeb Salaron wrote:

Chardok wrote:Steven Tyler-Backup/lead vocals
Joe Perry- rythym/lead guitar
Eddie Van Halen- everything.
Flea-bass
Max Weinberg-Drums
David Bowie-Lead/backup vocals

Eh, not bad. Different kind of rock, but still kinda cool. I'd take Slash over Perry, though. Satriani would even fit that band well.

I was thinking perhaps Satriani, but he's a bit cliche', you know what I mean? I liked all his stuff up until he did "Summer Song" (Which was great) But after that, his stuff all seemed to be a bit uninspired...

Van Halen is a nice touch; I'd LOVE to see him and Satriani throw down dualing solos.

Dualing Stratocasters...wonder if anyone has ever tried it....

Flea isn't a BAD bassist... in fact he's quite good... but it's not the sound you're looking for. I'd put Les Claypool in that band before Flea.

On the contrary! I picked Flea because of his versatility! The band I picked is full of alot of high-energy players, who may or may not be able to pull off a ballad or two, (Bowie=not a balladeer) so I immediately thought of Flea's hard-hitting bass work, which, when coupled with eddies screaming yet at the same time, subdued guitar rocking would complement each other well.

Max Weinberg... well... Sure. I guess that fits.

when does Max *not* fit?

And David Bowie will need to be dusted off before he performs. The only man in the world whose early 80's era leather pants are now too big for him.

Conceeded, though once dusted, his smooth baritone voice can kinda clean the edges off of Tyler's general Screechiness.

Rye wrote:Vocals: Burton C Bell of Fear Factory, many wouldn't put him as the "best" vocalist, but his style really appeals to me.
That chick from cradle would be pretty good too.

I hope you don't mean Cradle of Filth... I think that's a dude. And for the record, I do like Bell, but if I were going to take a singer it'd be the guy from Godhead, or maybe Dave Draiman.

Drums: Raymond Herrera form Fear Factory again...or maybe that guy who was in dimmu and cradle (nick cave i think his name was?) again, call me a fanwhore, but there's not many who could do self bias resistor justice. In fact, i'll listen to that now.

I think Danny Carey could... And I'd pick him over Cave. But Herrera is just fucking nuts on the double bass, so I might run two drum sets like those lame-ass guys from Godsmack, only these guys would be GOOD.

Lead guitar: Zakk Wylde or Dimebag Darrel from Pantera, i'd say Steve Vai, but he'd probably end up annoying me with excessive solo-ing.

And while I see where you're coming from, for this band I'd definitely want Vai for his proficiency with guitar effects. He's got an ear for sound, and while Wylde and Darrel have the chops, they don't have the ear.

Rhythm guitar: Guy from Crowbar maybe? Or maybe Dime and the guy from crowbar, the guitarists could do the whole swapping of lead thing...or the guy from morbid angel.

If you want to swap lead, and if you're stuck on Dime, I'd go with Max Cavalera. The two sounds would compliment each other nicely. Possibly Kerry King, too, but that might be pushing it.

Bass: Hot woman from white zombie maybe? Maybe the bassist from Death, they've got funky bass guitar stuff.

A) The chick from Coal Chamber was WAY hotter, and B) I'm still going with Les Claypool.

Synth/samples/keyboards etc: Person from Gary Numan's band. Or person from dimmu.

Dimmu Borgir scares me. Which is precicely why I like the choice of their synth guy here.

DJ (cos i secretly like the sounds of decks) - whoever it was that did the scratching in FF's Edgecrusher or DT's Glass Prison.

Hmm... That's a good question, because that was some good work on the tables on those albums. I was personally gonna suggest the guy from Linkin Park, as he's one of two people in that band with talent, but the whoever did Edgecrusher was by FAR the better DJ.

Creative insights from Rob Zombie and Basement Jaxx.

Rob Zombie is an artistic junkie who is all but burnt out. I say thee nay!

EDIT: I want an orchestra in there too, so the London Philharmonic it is.

Ok... Kiss did some nice stuff with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra, and Metallica rocked the San Francisco Symphony, I guess all that's left is London, Boston and Chicago. Is Ozawa still conducting London?

Chardok wrote:I was thinking perhaps Satriani, but he's a bit cliche', you know what I mean? I liked all his stuff up until he did "Summer Song" (Which was great) But after that, his stuff all seemed to be a bit uninspired...

Hmm. I suppose we could make a compromise and say either Eric Johnson or Yngwie Malmsteen. I'd go for Johnson, simply because he knows what he's doing and I'm convinced that Yngwie just plays scales really fast.

Dualing Stratocasters...wonder if anyone has ever tried it....

First of all, I believe Satriani is on an Ibanez strat look-alike, not a strat. Could be wrong, though.

Second, I've never seen it. The closest I've seen (aside from Clapton and Beck, which wasn't really dualing) was in the 1984 film Crossroads where there is a duel between Steve Vai on a Jackson strat look-alike, and Ralph Machio (The Karate Kid) on a tele. GREAT movie.

On the contrary! I picked Flea because of his versatility! The band I picked is full of alot of high-energy players, who may or may not be able to pull off a ballad or two, (Bowie=not a balladeer) so I immediately thought of Flea's hard-hitting bass work, which, when coupled with eddies screaming yet at the same time, subdued guitar rocking would complement each other well.

I see where you're coming from. But I don't think you can beat Claypool for versatility and energy.

when does Max *not* fit?

Point taken.

Conceeded, though once dusted, his smooth baritone voice can kinda clean the edges off of Tyler's general Screechiness.

That is if Steven doesn't devour him whole like he almost did to Mary J Blige at the superbowl in '01.

Now, as for the crackpot...

Col. Crackpot wrote:BAH!

Elton John: Piano
Flea (RHCP): Bass guitar
Brian May (Queen): Rythim Guitar
Slash (Guns and Roses): Lead Guitar
Carter Beauford (Dave Matthwes Band): Drums
Stevie Wonder: Lead Vocals
Sarah McLachlin, Tori Amos, Issac Hayes: Backup Vocals
With the Horn section from Tower of Power!

now THAT is a band.

I was with you up until Issac Hayes. If you think he's a backup singer, you're friggin' nuts. Besides, his tone simply wouldn't mesh with either McLaughlin or Amos, neither of which are backup singers, either.

And I like the band so long as you let Elton sing with Stevie, and you let May write the music.

Queeb Salaron wrote: I hope you don't mean Cradle of Filth... I think that's a dude. And for the record, I do like Bell, but if I were going to take a singer it'd be the guy from Godhead, or maybe Dave Draiman.

No, i'm talking about their female opera singer, "Sarah Jezebel Deva" according to google, she's also done female vocals for therion and mortiis.

I think Danny Carey could... And I'd pick him over Cave. But Herrera is just fucking nuts on the double bass, so I might run two drum sets like those lame-ass guys from Godsmack, only these guys would be GOOD.

That could have some interesting outcomes, auditorily.

If you want to swap lead, and if you're stuck on Dime, I'd go with Max Cavalera. The two sounds would compliment each other nicely. Possibly Kerry King, too, but that might be pushing it.

I was considering Max, but i think he'd just try to make everything sound like Roots.

A) The chick from Coal Chamber was WAY hotter, and B) I'm still going with Les Claypool.

Another one i've just considered would be the guy from type o. He's quite satisfying. Person from Death still appeals though.

Chances out they'd all be drowned out for everything other than bridging sections anyway.

Dimmu Borgir scares me. Which is precicely why I like the choice of their synth guy here.

I suggest getting "Phantasmagoria" by them, some cool organ keyboard work in that to impress the pants off cradle.

Rob Zombie is an artistic junkie who is all but burnt out. I say thee nay!

Well, as long as there's addictive repetive bits in it occasionally, a la rob zombie, i'll be happy.

Ok... Kiss did some nice stuff with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra, and Metallica rocked the San Francisco Symphony, I guess all that's left is London, Boston and Chicago. Is Ozawa still conducting London?

Yeah, apparently Dimmu had some genuine mini orchestral bits on their puritanical something-something album. I just think it adds epicness.

Gotta get Slash and Angus Young together. Dueling guitars! Rockin.

Queeb Salaron wrote:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Al ... ieblow.JPG
This automatically disqualifies him from the band. Though I'm sure Elton might have something to say about that...

What's wrong with giving fake on-stage fellatio?

Rye wrote:No, i'm talking about their female opera singer, "Sarah Jezebel Deva" according to google, she's also done female vocals for therion and mortiis.

Oh, that's right. The rather portly lady. I remember her now. Though I wouldn't put "Sang for Mortiis" on a resume...

I was considering Max, but i think he'd just try to make everything sound like Roots.

But you MIGHT pull off a cool Sepultura vibe, which might mix well.

Another one i've just considered would be the guy from type o. He's quite satisfying. Person from Death still appeals though.

Oooh. I like the guy from Type O Negative.

I suggest getting "Phantasmagoria" by them, some cool organ keyboard work in that to impress the pants off cradle.

Have it, and while I like the album, I still prefer Cradle's "Bitter Suites to Succubi" (Which, by the way, is the coolest album title since Ted Nugents "Intensity in Ten Cities.")

Well, as long as there's addictive repetive bits in it occasionally, a la rob zombie, i'll be happy.

Meh. I can do without the repetition.

Yeah, apparently Dimmu had some genuine mini orchestral bits on their puritanical something-something album. I just think it adds epicness.

Agreed. Too bad BSO wouldn't ever mix blood with death metal.

Dalton wrote:Gotta get Slash and Angus Young together. Dueling guitars! Rockin.

Slash and Angus? Surely we can do better.

Eddie Van Halen and Joe Satriani has already been mentioned, for one.
Steve Vai vs. Tom Morello (effects ingenuity)
Satriani vs. Kirk Hammet (Teacher vs. Student)
Jeff Beck vs. Stevie Ray Vaughan (So what if he's dead?!)

Of course, if we're talking pure fantasy...

Django Reindhardt vs. Andres Segovia

Edit: Also:

Robert Johnson vs. Clapton

(Someone start a guitar duels VS thread. I'm getting all worked up.)

For a traditional heavy metal act:

Vocals: Eric Adams (Manowar)
Guitars: Either Tipton & Downing (Judas Priest) or Murray & Smith. (Iron Maiden)
Bass: Joey DeMaio (Manowar)
Drums: Either Scott Travis (Judas Priest) or Scott Columbus (Manowar)

Of course, I can try putting together other types of bands... but I'm not just in the mood for it.

Ok, if we're going for a more modern feel (which I think we are starting to lean towards) then try this one on for size:

Vocals: Dave Draiman (Disturbed)
Rhythm: Christian Olde Wolbers (Fear Factory)
Lead: Peter Lindgren (Opeth)
Bass: Robert Trujillo (Metallica)
Drums: Danny Carey (Tool)
Synth: Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails)

Comments?

Queeb Salaron wrote: Phil Collins - Drums

Exactly how did you get him on the drums?!

Queeb Salaron wrote:Eric Clapton - Lead Guitar

Ummmm, again, why?