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Top Ten Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active!

1. 10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
   
   9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
   
   8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-
   burn."
   
   7. Granny found cuffed to her walker.
   
   6. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
   
   5. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
   
   4. Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith.
   
   3. You've just seen the photos in the "Beaver Hunt" section
   of the May issue of Hustler.
   
   2. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
   
   1. Craft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggy style."

I know its normal for old people to still doing it,but the visual image this gives would require a puking smilie

Foo needs to see this...

I feel sorry for her when she does.
Make the images go away!

Do you think the geriatric vagina is still filled with pink foam?

Superman wrote:Do you think the geriatric vagina is still filled with pink foam?

Amongst other fluids, most likely.

Superman wrote:Do you think the geriatric vagina is still filled with pink foam?

it's faded into more of a dusty mauve by that age.

So wrong in so many ways...

bad mental image! Delete! *furiously presses the delete key, to no effect*

Darth_Zod wrote:bad mental image! Delete! *furiously presses the delete key, to no effect*

WHAT? You mean that this isn't sexy?



what about this? you know you want to jump in the middle of this granny sandwich

sorry, i like older women, but only to a certain point. then it's just not really something you want to see.

Darth_Zod wrote:sorry, i like older women, but only to a certain point. then it's just not really something you want to see.

amen!

Depends on the older woman.

There are some woman in there late 60's that are still very attractive.

This has never really bothered me.

Then again, I'm already so warped I have yet to see a thread on here that bothers me (including the penis-bisection thread)

I stopped reading when it had grandparents and sex in the same sentence

7. Granny found cuffed to her walker.

OMFG, that is sooooo funny. Ahahahahahahah.

*shudder*

Ahahahahahahah

Eeew.

Crackpot, compared to that first picture, the second one is almost tolerable. But then again, what wouldn't be?

KrauserKrauser wrote:I stopped reading when it had grandparents and sex in the same sentence

After sucking people in with the thread title it was my intention that the large bold print would allow people a fair chance to make a run for it.

Tsyroc wrote:

KrauserKrauser wrote:I stopped reading when it had grandparents and sex in the same sentence

After sucking people in with the thread title it was my intention that the large bold print would allow people a fair chance to make a run for it.

never underestimate the power of morbid curiosity.

Solauren wrote:Depends on the older woman.

...Pun intended?

I didn't get sick over it. Perhaps if there were pictures of old people going at it, maybe I would. It was pretty funny, though.

What I'm wondering is whether or not the say how much harder it was to have sex in the "good old days" while they get it on.

Hehe... I'll show this to Foo as soon as she comes around.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:Hehe... I'll show this to Foo as soon as she comes around.

You're a sick bastard. I feel sorry for the hamster lover...

-has BAD visual memories-

...

-shudders and gags-

This thread is the biggest disapointment of today.