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Buzz Aldrin is the nephew of Satan, says a crackpot.
Posted: 2002-10-16 02:33am
by neoolong
Tomorrow on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart(Oct. 16) they will have a guy who says that Buzz Aldrin didn't go to the moon. Furthermore the guy says that Satan is the Father of lies and Buzz Aldrin is the Nephew of Lies. I find this both hilarious and disturbing.
Posted: 2002-10-16 02:34am
by Spanky The Dolphin
Is that the guy that Aldrin clocked a while ago?
Posted: 2002-10-16 02:36am
by neoolong
I don't know. Probably. Let's hope they bring it up in his interview if it is.
Posted: 2002-10-16 03:27am
by Slartibartfast
Shouldn't the subject be something like "buzz is the grand-nephew of Satan"?
I mean...
Posted: 2002-10-16 03:29am
by EmperorMing
"Satan rides the skies, look up you'll see his eyes..."
What a fucking idiot. You, out of the gene pool!
Posted: 2002-10-16 01:57pm
by neoolong
Slartibartfast wrote:Shouldn't the subject be something like "buzz is the grand-nephew of Satan"?
I mean...
Actually the guy said nephew of lies.
Posted: 2002-10-16 02:41pm
by Stormbringer
Wow, people get dumber every day. It's sad really that someone could be so stupid.
Posted: 2002-10-16 03:34pm
by Newtonian Fury
How about just strap some of those conspiracy idiots on a rocket and see them get squished by the acceleration via live-feed? That'll clear their minds somewhat.
Posted: 2002-10-16 03:42pm
by Evil Jerk
Somebody send Buzz Aldrin out to punch him again!
Posted: 2002-10-16 03:45pm
by Slartibartfast
neoolong wrote:Slartibartfast wrote:Shouldn't the subject be something like "buzz is the grand-nephew of Satan"?
I mean...
Actually the guy said nephew of lies.
Yes, and Satan is the father of lies, so he can't be the nephew of Satan, at most his grand-nephew or something like that.
Posted: 2002-10-16 03:47pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Does Buzz have to break his fist punching all the conspiracy pots?
Posted: 2002-10-16 04:50pm
by Newtonian Fury
Let's get all the other astronauts together and have deathmatches. I wanna see some of that action!
Posted: 2002-10-16 04:54pm
by Dirty Harry
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Does Buzz have to break his fist punching all the conspiracy pots?
Naw, just this one will do for now
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:33pm
by Wicked Pilot
Newtonian Fury wrote:Let's get all the other astronauts together and have deathmatches. I wanna see some of that action!
This guy could kick all the crackpot's asses at once.
He held a 5th degree black belt in Karate. He could break several concrete slabs with one blow of his fist. Unfortunately, he died on Challenger. This man was cool.
Posted: 2002-10-17 02:11am
by neoolong
Yup it was the same guy that Aldrin punched. The guy was Bart Cyril. They even showed the clip of the punch multiple times. It was hilarious.
It should be on tomorrow at 12:30 am(PDT), 10:30am, and 5:30 pm if you miss it.
Posted: 2002-10-17 08:24am
by Mr Bean
*Do you part for America Today!
Punch an Idiot!
