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The Onion strikes again!

Posted: 2004-02-26 12:53pm
by Col. Crackpot

Posted: 2004-02-26 01:31pm
by Rogue 9
Massachusetts has one of the highest concentrations of gay households in the country, at 1.3 percent, according to the 2000 census. Under the new laws, the figure is expected to increase by approximately 98.7 percentage points.
Riiiiggggghhhhttttttttt.

Posted: 2004-02-26 01:52pm
by Col. Crackpot
Rogue 9 wrote:
Massachusetts has one of the highest concentrations of gay households in the country, at 1.3 percent, according to the 2000 census. Under the new laws, the figure is expected to increase by approximately 98.7 percentage points.
Riiiiggggghhhhttttttttt.

whooooooosh! <----the sound of satire going right over your head

Posted: 2004-02-26 01:53pm
by Rogue 9
I know its satire, dumbass. :roll:

Posted: 2004-02-26 04:27pm
by aphexmonster
im hungry, i wish this was a post about onions :(

Posted: 2004-02-26 05:08pm
by Guardsman Bass
aphexmonster wrote:im hungry, i wish this was a post about onions :(
Pah, who eats just onions anyways? :D

Anyway, I haven't read the Onion in a while- its nice to know they still have their edge since that "Poor People pretty Much Fucked" column. :P

Posted: 2004-02-26 06:20pm
by Korvan
Guardsman Bass wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:im hungry, i wish this was a post about onions :(
Pah, who eats just onions anyways? :D

Anyway, I haven't read the Onion in a while- its nice to know they still have their edge since that "Poor People pretty Much Fucked" column. :P
Fried onions on their own rock! But they're even better on a burger.

Posted: 2004-02-26 08:28pm
by Guardsman Bass
Korvan wrote:
Guardsman Bass wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:im hungry, i wish this was a post about onions :(
Pah, who eats just onions anyways? :D

Anyway, I haven't read the Onion in a while- its nice to know they still have their edge since that "Poor People pretty Much Fucked" column. :P
Fried onions on their own rock! But they're even better on a burger.
On a ROCK??!! :shock: Maybe I'm misunderstanding.

Posted: 2004-02-26 09:08pm
by YT300000
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Bwahahahaha!!!!

The Onion is excellent as always. This will make way for our hidden agendas of mandatory sodomy, bestiality and pedophilia. Classic!

Posted: 2004-02-26 10:52pm
by SyntaxVorlon
Guardsman Bass wrote:
Korvan wrote:
Guardsman Bass wrote: Pah, who eats just onions anyways? :D

Anyway, I haven't read the Onion in a while- its nice to know they still have their edge since that "Poor People pretty Much Fucked" column. :P
Fried onions on their own rock! But they're even better on a burger.
On a ROCK??!! :shock: Maybe I'm misunderstanding.
Hehehe.

Yes I saw that onion article, funny as hell.

Posted: 2004-02-26 10:55pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Will the courts force us to marry our pets next? It's unimaginable! We must stop their evil agenda!(/Rick Santorum)

Posted: 2004-02-26 10:59pm
by Guardsman Bass
Onion: "Worse, people who start out fucked tend to stay fucked"
:D :D I suppose I'll add the actual quote to my sig some day- it is something like that.