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Ever Masturbated to an SDnet Member's Pictures?

Posted: 2004-02-27 01:25pm
by aerius
Today's a slow day at work and I'm bored out of my mind. So I was thinking to myself, how many of you have actually pleasured yourselves while looking through the "What do you look like?" threads or any other threads with photos of SD.net members in them?

Posted: 2004-02-27 01:27pm
by Rogue 9
Never read those threads.

Posted: 2004-02-27 01:28pm
by General Zod
i have real porn to spank it to, so no. :)

Posted: 2004-02-27 01:30pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
*runs off to remove my pictures* :-P


In all seriousness, I find it kinda odd, 'cause I know the people. Whacking off to a picture of someone you have never met, and probably never will is somehow alright, but when you know the person, it just seems... wrong?

Posted: 2004-02-27 01:34pm
by Bertie Wooster
Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:*runs off to remove my pictures* :-P


In all seriousness, I find it kinda odd, 'cause I know the people. Whacking off to a picture of someone you have never met, and probably never will is somehow alright, but when you know the person, it just seems... wrong?
Paypal would make it allright, I think. :P

Posted: 2004-02-27 01:39pm
by Demiurge
I think only three or so females have posted their pictures. So for every straight guy that votes yes, one of them was the lucky lady.

Posted: 2004-02-27 01:41pm
by RogueIce
Demiurge wrote:I think only three or so females have posted their pictures. So for every straight guy that votes yes, one of them was the lucky lady.
Not counting GALE, I guess.

Hey, they're human too! They have human needs! And given all of Ein's *BOINGS!* well... :wink:

Posted: 2004-02-27 01:43pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Demiurge wrote:I think only three or so females have posted their pictures. So for every straight guy that votes yes, one of them was the lucky lady.
And one of them is only 13, so that leaves her out of the equation.

Posted: 2004-02-27 01:43pm
by Demiurge
RogueIce wrote:
Demiurge wrote:I think only three or so females have posted their pictures. So for every straight guy that votes yes, one of them was the lucky lady.
Not counting GALE, I guess.

Hey, they're human too! They have human needs! And given all of Ein's *BOINGS!* well... :wink:
Captain Obvious: Mr. Snowman isn't a straight guy.

Posted: 2004-02-27 01:45pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Demiurge wrote:I think only three or so females have posted their pictures. So for every straight guy that votes yes, one of them was the lucky lady.
And one of them is only 13, so that leaves her out of the equation.
Not necessarily... not everyone on the board is above 18.

But Alicia is a friend, thinking about people whacking off to her disturbs me. So let's just pretend it really DOES leave her out of the equation.

Posted: 2004-02-27 02:06pm
by RogueIce
Demiurge wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
Demiurge wrote:I think only three or so females have posted their pictures. So for every straight guy that votes yes, one of them was the lucky lady.
Not counting GALE, I guess.

Hey, they're human too! They have human needs! And given all of Ein's *BOINGS!* well... :wink:
Captain Obvious: Mr. Snowman isn't a straight guy.
*gasp* :shock:

Who knew? Damn it Ein, I thought I knew you man! Why, oh why did this have to happen? :cry:

Demiurge, I know that. Why do you think I posted it underneath the GALE comment too? It's not just the females on the board that have the potential to be whacked off to. Or off whacked to. Whatever. If that wasn't totally clear the first time around, my bad.

Posted: 2004-02-27 02:10pm
by Demiurge
RogueIce wrote: *gasp* :shock:

Who knew? Damn it Ein, I thought I knew you man! Why, oh why did this have to happen? :cry:

Demiurge, I know that. Why do you think I posted it underneath the GALE comment too? It's not just the females on the board that have the potential to be whacked off to. Or off whacked to. Whatever. If that wasn't totally clear the first time around, my bad.
I thought perhaps you had missed my use of the word "straight."

Posted: 2004-02-27 02:14pm
by Col. Crackpot
you know, this has the potential to become the most disturbing thread ever. besides, i don't think Zaia has even posted a picture.... i bet she's a 53 year old fat baling man named Zeke who sells hubcaps on the side of route 66 for bourbon money. Now everyone who does beat off to her picture, if and when she puts it up, will have that nagging little thought in the back of their mind.

Posted: 2004-02-27 02:15pm
by RogueIce
Demiurge wrote:
RogueIce wrote: *gasp* :shock:

Who knew? Damn it Ein, I thought I knew you man! Why, oh why did this have to happen? :cry:

Demiurge, I know that. Why do you think I posted it underneath the GALE comment too? It's not just the females on the board that have the potential to be whacked off to. Or off whacked to. Whatever. If that wasn't totally clear the first time around, my bad.
I thought perhaps you had missed my use of the word "straight."
Well fuck. I did. :oops:

Maybe I should just sign up for Friday classes next semester so this doesn't happen again.

Posted: 2004-02-27 02:16pm
by Mr Bean
No, but give it a few years(think thirty fourty) when I'm a dirty old man and if Scott Adams gets his ban on PoRN for dirty old men and then maaybe

Posted: 2004-02-27 02:18pm
by Super-Gagme
I've gotten off to myself in a mirror before, so if I posted a picture of me on here does that mean I should vote yes?

Posted: 2004-02-27 02:19pm
by aerius
Super-Gagme wrote:I've gotten off to myself in a mirror before, so if I posted a picture of me on here does that mean I should vote yes?
Yes. And so far it looks like only one member has voted "yes" so far. Don't be shy now... :P

Posted: 2004-02-27 02:26pm
by Rye
Nope, though i feel i should have. Cos i'm usually the person who does weird things like that.

Posted: 2004-02-27 02:28pm
by Zaia
Eww.

Posted: 2004-02-27 02:30pm
by fgalkin2
I'm content with porn, thankyouverymuch.
aerius wrote:Yes. And so far it looks like only one member has voted "yes" so far. Don't be shy now...
It was you probably. After all, you do whack off to pictures of jmac. :P

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2004-02-27 02:31pm
by Joe
No pictures, but maybe certain members' avatars.... :wink:

Posted: 2004-02-27 02:38pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Okay, I admit it, I have masturbated to my own pictures. What can I say, I'm so hot I turn myself on.

Posted: 2004-02-27 02:51pm
by Gil Hamilton
Nope, I haven't, considering that I'm a straight man.

Posted: 2004-02-27 02:52pm
by Demiurge
Zaia wrote:Eww.
aerius wrote:Today's a slow day at work and I'm bored out of my mind. So I was thinking to myself, how many of you have actually pleasured yourselves while looking through the "What do you look like?" threads or any other threads with photos of SD.net members in them?
Aerius, I think you've destroyed the chances of Zaia ever posting her picture.

Posted: 2004-02-27 03:00pm
by RogueIce
Demiurge wrote:
Zaia wrote:Eww.
aerius wrote:Today's a slow day at work and I'm bored out of my mind. So I was thinking to myself, how many of you have actually pleasured yourselves while looking through the "What do you look like?" threads or any other threads with photos of SD.net members in them?
Aerius, I think you've destroyed the chances of Zaia ever posting her picture.
*flies into blind rage*

YOU BASTARD! YOU BAAASTARD! :finger:

Ok, now that the obligatory "Cult of Zaia" response has been delievered, I'll just move along now.