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Shakespeare wrote:Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins!
That would work... if I was a ship. Still amusing.Shakespeare wrote:Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking.
Romeo and Juliet wrote:Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
Who says you need French to insult someone with elegance!Shakespeare wrote:Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
"...I know you are, you said you are, but-what-am-I??"Shakespeare wrote:Thou fawning clay-brained flax-wench!
A sample: Auto-Flamer wrote:That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."
You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Any friend of yours is a lousy judge of character. Seriously, I've come across decomposing dog carcases that are less offensive to the senses than you are. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face designed exclusively for radio. No, come to think of it, you would.
In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself?
-gets out dictionary-Bill wrote:Thou froward fen-sucked joithead!
o_OHenry IV, Part II wrote:I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!
Measure for Measure wrote:Thy sin's not accidental, but a trade.
Very nice.Thou whoreson impudent embossed rascal!
You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so
Wow... Shakespeare must have been a Buffalonian...[Thou] leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!
Your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the Great.
[Thou art] i' th' worst rank of manhood.
Taken from: Macbeth
Nice.Pericles wrote:What a drunken knave was the sea to cast thee in our way!