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http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0094/0094_01.asp

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Oh...My...Dark...Lord...Satan

OH EVIL ONE! WE MUST STRIKE NOW! FOR CHICK (tm) HATH DISCOVERED OUR PLANS TO CONQUER THE WORLD!

Let us create our own Satan strip!

At once your evilness!

*In Chick Headquarters*
Fundie Man! Quick! Look!

What is it White Knight Boy?

Satan is creating his own comic strip! The souls of Earth are doomed to eternal Hellfire!

Darn! Hurry! We must destroy the teachers, so that his evil propaganda will not spread to our sinful-but-hopefully-godly-soon-anal-retentive-children!

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Few people desever to be forebly removed from the gene-pool but Chick falls into that catagorhy

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You would think that was a parody, but it's not. My head hurts, can I go to bed now?
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OMFG. What a dumbass.
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Sorry Wicked, IG. I'm a little stressed today. Took my PSAT, and worried about it a LOT more than I needed to.
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O.o

This guy has some serious issues...

o.O

I wonder if he was ever Wiccan at one point? That might explain some things...
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No Sienthal, I was talking about Chick. I think you're funny. :wink:
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Ahh, thankees, :o
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This isn't a joke? Are you serious?
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Nope. Scary huh?

Also, could I request the title of Historian of Abominations? I'd like to record events such as these, so that none forget what can happen when some people are allowed to breath.
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Sienthal, if you have that tract in your sig, i demand you use my MIGHTY MORPHING SATAN RANGERS bit!
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I can't believe this stuff is serious, these things are funny as hell. I love this one:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0052/0052_01.asp
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Oh my fucking god, that girl doesn't even say a prayer for the guy? sexist.....

I don't get it....how can hell be a "lake of fire" and a "bottomless pit" at the same time?
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A bottomless lake of fire...simple!
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Wow, I knew he was deluded, but I didn't think that he was one of the anti-UN lunatics too...
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I got such laugh out of this, nice piece of crap
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Ah, the classic demonizing technique. Too bad it's so distorted that it doesn't even match reality at all. It's more likely that the Christians are the persecutors looking for blood.
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IG-88E wrote:Oh my fucking god, that girl doesn't even say a prayer for the guy? sexist.....

I don't get it....how can hell be a "lake of fire" and a "bottomless pit" at the same time?
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Not something my sleep deprived brain needed to see.
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Not something my sleep deprived brain needed to see..
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Jack Chick is one sick fuck.
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I wanna know how told that girl that hell was one big party. I gotta meet them and hang out :twisted:
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That picture of Jesus he uses always cracks me up, haw haw!
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hell MUST be cool according to chick. the boss is a guy with a pumpkin head.
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