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MIGHTY MORPHING SATAN RANGERS!
Posted: 2002-10-16 08:52pm
by HemlockGrey
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:02pm
by Sienthal
Oh...My...Dark...Lord...Satan
OH EVIL ONE! WE MUST STRIKE NOW! FOR CHICK (tm) HATH DISCOVERED OUR PLANS TO CONQUER THE WORLD!
Let us create our own Satan strip!
At once your evilness!
*In Chick Headquarters*
Fundie Man! Quick! Look!
What is it White Knight Boy?
Satan is creating his own comic strip! The souls of Earth are doomed to eternal Hellfire!
Darn! Hurry! We must destroy the teachers, so that his evil propaganda will not spread to our sinful-but-hopefully-godly-soon-anal-retentive-children!
Announcer: What will happen to the Godliness of Earth? Find out next time, on SuperChick! And stay tuned for a sneak peek on next week's episode when our heroes combat the sinful and godless homosexuals!
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:11pm
by Mr Bean
Few people desever to be forebly removed from the gene-pool but Chick falls into that catagorhy
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:14pm
by Wicked Pilot
You would think that was a parody, but it's not. My head hurts, can I go to bed now?
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:17pm
by Kuja
OMFG. What a dumbass.
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:20pm
by Sienthal
Sorry Wicked, IG. I'm a little stressed today. Took my PSAT, and worried about it a LOT more than I needed to.
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:20pm
by haas mark
O.o
This guy has some serious issues...
o.O
I wonder if he was ever Wiccan at one point? That might explain some things...
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:24pm
by Kuja
No Sienthal, I was talking about Chick. I think you're funny.
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:25pm
by Sienthal
Ahh, thankees,
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:34pm
by Joe
This isn't a joke? Are you serious?
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:37pm
by Sienthal
Nope. Scary huh?
Also, could I request the title of Historian of Abominations? I'd like to record events such as these, so that none forget what can happen when some people are allowed to breath.
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:45pm
by HemlockGrey
Sienthal, if you have that tract in your sig, i demand you use my MIGHTY MORPHING SATAN RANGERS bit!
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:45pm
by Joe
I can't believe this stuff is serious, these things are funny as hell. I love this one:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0052/0052_01.asp
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:49pm
by Kuja
Oh my fucking god, that girl doesn't even say a prayer for the guy? sexist.....
I don't get it....how can hell be a "lake of fire" and a "bottomless pit" at the same time?
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:50pm
by haas mark
A bottomless lake of fire...simple!
Re: MIGHTY MORPHING SATAN RANGERS!
Posted: 2002-10-16 10:27pm
by weemadando
Wow, I knew he was deluded, but I didn't think that he was one of the anti-UN lunatics too...
Posted: 2002-10-16 10:49pm
by starfury
I got such laugh out of this, nice piece of crap
Posted: 2002-10-16 11:05pm
by Newtonian Fury
Ah, the classic demonizing technique. Too bad it's so distorted that it doesn't even match reality at all. It's more likely that the Christians are the persecutors looking for blood.
Posted: 2002-10-17 12:33am
by Antediluvian
IG-88E wrote:Oh my fucking god, that girl doesn't even say a prayer for the guy? sexist.....
I don't get it....how can hell be a "lake of fire" and a "bottomless pit" at the same time?
Don't bother analyzing it. Your eyes will start to bleed.
Posted: 2002-10-17 12:42am
by Sea Skimmer
Not something my sleep deprived brain needed to see.
Posted: 2002-10-17 12:50am
by Sea Skimmer
Not something my sleep deprived brain needed to see..
Posted: 2002-10-17 01:05am
by Alex Moon
Jack Chick is one sick fuck.
Posted: 2002-10-17 01:57am
by spongyblue
I wanna know how told that girl that hell was one big party. I gotta meet them and hang out
Posted: 2002-10-17 03:19am
by Sardaukar
That picture of Jesus he uses always cracks me up, haw haw!
Posted: 2002-10-17 08:58am
by salm
hell MUST be cool according to chick. the boss is a guy with a pumpkin head.