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Things NOT to Say to a Naked Woman
Posted: 2004-03-02 04:30pm
by Tsyroc
Things NOT to say to a naked woman...
- You must be very experienced.
- Remember, you said this was a freebie...right?
- Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in.
- I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it.
- Would you mind rolling around in this flour.
- I heard carpenters dream about you.
- So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
- It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
- Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head?
- Do you mind if I wear one too...in case yours falls off?
- Jeez...What ya got up there, dead fish?
- I've been wondering all night what that smell was.
- You know they have surgery to fix that.
- Everybody down at the bar said you were good.
- Oh, that's why they call it a Wonderbra, it makes those lines go away. Huh?
- I expect a good time, at least, the bathroom wall said so.
- You're not 'that' fat.
- Wow, you like it the same way your sister does.
Posted: 2004-03-02 07:06pm
by Comosicus
"Let me give you the adress of a good plastic surgeon."
Posted: 2004-03-02 07:17pm
by GoldenFalcon
- How long are ya gonna stay naked?
Posted: 2004-03-02 07:34pm
by Mark S
"Oh sorry! I'm gay. I thought you were a man."
Posted: 2004-03-02 07:39pm
by Gandalf
"What the hell is that!?"
Posted: 2004-03-02 07:56pm
by Comosicus
"Are your boobs real?"
Posted: 2004-03-02 08:02pm
by KhyronTheBackstabber
"Connect the dots, La, La, Lala. Connect the dots, La, La, Lala."
Posted: 2004-03-02 08:16pm
by DPDarkPrimus
"From this angle, you look like my mom."
Posted: 2004-03-02 08:29pm
by Lt. Dan
"So, is that ever going to clear up?"
Posted: 2004-03-02 08:31pm
by Bertie Wooster
"I just realized I'm asexual"
Posted: 2004-03-02 08:34pm
by Bertie Wooster
"Did you see Oprah last night?"
Posted: 2004-03-02 09:08pm
by YT300000
"So that was a push-up bra."
Posted: 2004-03-02 09:11pm
by KrauserKrauser
You sure you're not my sister?
Posted: 2004-03-02 09:36pm
by DPDarkPrimus
"Are you sure you didn't lose something in there?"
Posted: 2004-03-02 09:51pm
by Durandal
Just be sure to tell me if I'm in the right fold.
Posted: 2004-03-02 09:58pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Something a naked woman said to my friend while he was banging her:
"I have crabs."
She then pointed out her aquarium with hermit crabs in it.
Posted: 2004-03-02 10:12pm
by CrimsonRaine
"I've been wondering all night what that smell was."
Oh, oh, yes.
Crimson Raine
Posted: 2004-03-02 11:41pm
by KhyronTheBackstabber
" Oh, that's you. I thought a St.Bernard got in here."
Posted: 2004-03-03 12:06am
by CaptainChewbacca
"Why are there three of them?"
Posted: 2004-03-03 12:31am
by DPDarkPrimus
"Uh... what's with the second slit?"
"What's with the surgery scars?"
Posted: 2004-03-03 12:40am
by Gandalf
"I thought only guys had those?"
Posted: 2004-03-03 01:21am
by EmperorMing
anarchistbunny wrote:Something a naked woman said to my friend while he was banging her:
"I have crabs."
She then pointed out her aquarium with hermit crabs in it.
LOL!! Nice one.
Posted: 2004-03-03 01:28am
by Rogue 9
anarchistbunny wrote:Something a naked woman said to my friend while he was banging her:
"I have crabs."
She then pointed out her aquarium with hermit crabs in it.
I don't get it, and I'm not quite sure I want to.