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Man hit while chasing half-full beer can across freeway
Posted: 2002-10-17 01:30pm
by MKSheppard
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/101502 ... toped.html
ABC13 Eyewitness News
(10/15/02) — A rush hour accident brought traffic to a halt on the Southwest Freeway.
Around 4:30 Tuesday afternoon, a man was struck by a black Chevy truck. The driver stopped to render aid to the victim. Police say the man who was hit was running across the freeway chasing after a partially empty can of beer.
The victim was taken to Memorial Hermann Hospital where he is listed in critical condition. No word if the driver will face any charges.
Posted: 2002-10-17 01:43pm
by EmperorMing
Hey! That's down here in Houston...
Dam redneck...
Posted: 2002-10-17 01:46pm
by Kuja
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! OMFG, that's hilarious!
Posted: 2002-10-17 01:46pm
by Knife
No tv and no beer make Homer something something.
You mean crazy?
DON'T MIND IF I DO!
possible conversation before running into traffic after beer can
Posted: 2002-10-17 02:04pm
by Newtonian Fury
I want my beer dammit! But personally, I prefer vodka.
I got a friend who's practically an alcoholic. But I doubt even he'd do something like this!
Posted: 2002-10-17 02:10pm
by Mr Bean
My Beer!
Yes I do prefer Vodka but even I would never do somthing so idioitc
Posted: 2002-10-17 02:12pm
by Colonel Olrik
Mr Bean wrote:My Beer!
Yes I do prefer Vodka but even I would never do somthing so idioitc
He was vely, vely drunk
Posted: 2002-10-17 02:15pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Now that's fucked up.
Posted: 2002-10-17 02:31pm
by Kelly Antilles
A man and his beer must never part?
Some people.
Posted: 2002-10-17 02:48pm
by irishmick79
Most importantly, was the beer critically injured? THAT would be a true catastrophe....
Posted: 2002-10-17 02:54pm
by Wicked Pilot
DARWIN AWARD!!!
(Assuming he dies or had his testicles run over that is.)
Posted: 2002-10-17 03:30pm
by Kuja
Wicked Pilot wrote:DARWIN AWARD!!!
I second that.
Posted: 2002-10-17 03:40pm
by Beowulf
Wicked Pilot wrote:DARWIN AWARD!!!
Definitely
Posted: 2002-10-17 03:48pm
by haas mark
Wicked Pilot wrote:DARWIN AWARD!!!
(Assuming he dies or had his testicles run over that is.)
Aha! Yes! And this inspires a new thread....
Posted: 2002-10-17 03:50pm
by starfury
Posted: 2002-10-17 03:57pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Just when I think people can't get even more idiotic than they are. Common sense is even rarer than previously thought.
Posted: 2002-10-17 05:14pm
by Larz
Darwin Award.... maybe he was so drunk that when he dropped his beer he saw 6 of them roll away and thought "wow, a magical reproducing beer!"... just a thought
Posted: 2002-10-17 06:01pm
by salm
not his fault, he was drunk.
Posted: 2002-10-17 10:54pm
by Hyperion
uhm... that's just FUBAR...
Posted: 2002-10-17 11:04pm
by Darth Wong
Hyperion wrote:uhm... that's just FUBAR...
No, it's GREAT! He's doing his part to remove himself from the gene pool.
Posted: 2002-10-17 11:06pm
by Evil Jerk
Homer beer no think well without.