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A few guys have mentioned recently how much they just love getting head, waxing poetic about the beauty of having sex while exerting no effort whatsoever.

This caused me to wonder about the straight guys who've said this. Would these guys be able to tell the difference between a (clean-shaven) man and a woman giving head? What if the straight guy was blindfolded, and had a few different people take turns giving him blow jobs? What if he wasn't told that he was going to be sucked by women and men, and what if he couldn't tell the difference? Would that happen, or would he always know when it was a chick and when it was a guy? And what if the straight guy enjoyed it from another guy more than from a chick? It's easier to know what works well and what doesn't if you yourself have the equipment to test drive, right? Isn't it possible the guys would give better head than the women? And how would that guy feel then when he found out the one he enjoyed most was from another guy?

Just wonderin'...

Okay, I, being a great scientist, shall devise an experiment.

Zaia, blow me. In a the nice way. Then Ein can. Then another girl and so forth until every ounce of protein has been used in my body.

Hmm, should I still be typing on here at past 4am?

Ah who cares about GETTING a BJ, I'd rather be the one GIVING the BJ!

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Okay, I, being a great scientist, shall devise an experiment.

Zaia, blow me. In a the nice way. Then Ein can. Then another girl and so forth until every ounce of protein has been used in my body.

Hmm, should I still be typing on here at past 4am?

It can't have a pattern to it, otherwise you'd be onto the scheme!!

And Einy, sorry, but I'm not all that interesting in getting BJs myself. Surprising, I know.

This looks like BotM material. Not that it isn't genuine scientific interest...

Assuming this is serious I think some men would be able to tell, depending on how good their senses are (they're blindfolded, but they can still hear, so maybe audial cues? Also touch - chicks usually have long hair, well in comparison to guys anyway, so maybe you can feel the girl's hair tickle your thighs while a guy's hair won't - but then, this is a big reach...).

It would be hard, and I'm guessing it'd be a great deal of luck, but I suppose you could tell. If nothing else it would be a 50/50 chance lucky guess.

Stofsk wrote:Assuming this is serious I think some men would be able to tell, depending on how good their senses are (they're blindfolded, but they can still hear, so maybe audial cues? Also touch - chicks usually have long hair, well in comparison to guys anyway, so maybe you can feel the girl's hair tickle your thighs while a guy's hair won't - but then, this is a big reach...).

What if you shave their heads bald?

The things you'd do in the name of Science.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

No, no, this would be scientific, so extraneous touching would not happen--the straight guy would be kept from touching the person because obviously that would give clues, hair would be pulled back, any disctinctive masculine/feminine smells eradicated (yeah Febreeze!), etc.

I guess I forgot to come (pun intended, har har...anyway) right out and say it, but what I want to know is how difficult it would be to determine the sex of the BJ-giver if you take away all identifying factors other than mouths, tongues and teeth.

Edit: Speeling.

Hmmm.....this is a difficult one.....hmmmm........maybe the mouth is shaped a bit different due to different jaw structure in men and women?

Or a woman's tongue generally feels cleaner?

I don't think one could tell.

Zaia wrote:I guess I forgot to come (pun intended, har har...anyway) right out and say it, but what I want to know is how difficult it would be to determine the sex of the BJ-giver if you take away all identifying factors other than mouths, tongues and teeth.

If that's the case then I doubt you can determine who's giving you a blowjob. Seeings as it's the identifying factors that would enable anyone to identify their partner, this would be somewhat impossible no? Like I said before, it would be a 50/50 chance lucky guess.

Although I don't think many men could tell during such a scientific study, men's jaws are structured differently than women's jaws. Forensic anthropologists have achieved about an 80% success rate in determining gender simply from the jaw bone, not even including the TMJ.

It would be easy to tell, since the female would require an hour of persuasion beforehand

Actually, I think blowjobs are overrated. While they do feel very good, the feeling of total passivity bothers me. I suppose everyone has a different definition of masculinity in the sex act, but for me it means that I have to take an active role. In order to really enjoy myself, I need to grab ahold of her hips and start driving.

Darth Wong wrote:It would be easy to tell, since the female would require an hour of persuasion beforehand

*cheesy drum fill with cymbal crash*

D.W. wrote:Actually, I think blowjobs are overrated. While they do feel very good, the feeling of total passivity bothers me. I suppose everyone has a different definition of masculinity in the sex act, but for me it means that I have to take an active role. In order to really enjoy myself, I need to grab ahold of her hips and start driving.

Yes, yes, we know all too well about you and asses... Oh, sorry, you said hips. Wait, what? No reference to anal sex?!

*walks off befuddled*

at least it hasn't degenerated into changeling sex yet.

Matt Huang wrote:at least it hasn't degenerated into changeling sex yet.

Give it time, my young Padawan learner. You must have faith in us. Not to worry, we'll deliver.

Stofsk wrote:

Matt Huang wrote:at least it hasn't degenerated into changeling sex yet.

Give it time, my young Padawan learner. You must have faith in us. Not to worry, we'll deliver.

*Whips out akimbo tranc dart guns*
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*Stofsk hits the ground and sleeps for a week*

I have a better idea. How about we use a tentacle monster as our subject? He can recieve many blowjobs at once, and I'm not sure they have eyes anyways.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Zaia wrote:Yes, yes, we know all too well about you and asses... Oh, sorry, you said hips. Wait, what? No reference to anal sex?!

*walks off befuddled*

Ha ha, my use of thinly veiled anal sex innuendo instead of explicit anal sex references is clearly having its desired effect of throwing people off-balance.

Darth Wong wrote:

Zaia wrote:Yes, yes, we know all too well about you and asses... Oh, sorry, you said hips. Wait, what? No reference to anal sex?!

*walks off befuddled*

Ha ha, my use of thinly veiled anal sex innuendo instead of explicit anal sex references is clearly having its desired effect of throwing people off-balance.

[humor]
He's been replaced by a changeling! GET HIM!!!!!
[/humor]

in retrospect, this will probably trigger the inevitable changeling sex discussion.

Changeling sex would be dangerous. What if they change their structure while you're fucking and your dick is sealed away into some unknown cavity? By the time they get back to their normal form, it may be too late.

Blowjobs are overrated. Especially when teeth get involved, which they inevitably seem to do.

EDIT: Not to say I'd ever turn one down.

Darth Wong wrote:

Zaia wrote:Yes, yes, we know all too well about you and asses... Oh, sorry, you said hips. Wait, what? No reference to anal sex?!

*walks off befuddled*

Ha ha, my use of thinly veiled anal sex innuendo instead of explicit anal sex references is clearly having its desired effect of throwing people off-balance.

Only Zaia, but she has trouble with the concept that most men really wouldn't care one way or another if they were blindfolded and sensory deprived.

Matt Huang wrote:*Whips out akimbo tranc dart guns*
*phoot*
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Yargh! Must...

*phoot*
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...crush...

*phoot*
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...innocence...

*phoot*
*Stofsk hits the ground and sleeps for a week*

...falling on Matt Huang, crushing him completely.

Stofsk wrote:

Matt Huang wrote:*Whips out akimbo tranc dart guns*
*phoot*
*phoot*
*phoot*
*phoot*
*phoot*
*phoot*

Yargh! Must...

*phoot*
*phoot*
*phoot*
*phoot*

...crush...

*phoot*
*phoot*
*phoot*

...innocence...

*phoot*
*Stofsk hits the ground and sleeps for a week*

...falling on Matt Huang, crushing him completely.

*Matt's avatar pops into existence over Stofsk's inert body*
"That's for calling me padawan."
*Pulls out force-lance & Zat just in case*