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Now anyone who has read Red Dragon, or Hanibal knows the Doctor only eats the Rude, crass, and people who he feels generally should not be allowed to live.

What if the Fictional Hanibal the Canibal met our very own Darkstar?

for those who don't know, I did indeed just rewatch Silence of the Lambs, and Hanibal AGAIN.

Dorkstar might prove to be a waste opf cooking oil.

That's why I left the option of feeding him to the pigs.

I'd imagine that even Hannibal the Cannibal has some standards and would refuse to even go near Darkstar.

Hannibal would get indigestion...that Wall of Ignorance has proven to be invulnerable and thus indegistable. Hannibal would curse Scooter's name as he spent hours sitting on the bowl...Poor Hannibal.

To feed Darkstar to the pigs would be an atrocity to the pigs...

I say just send him back to whatever little troll cave he was born in, no need to torture Dr. Lecter or the pigs.

Hannibal would open RSA's cranium only to discover an astonishing lack of anything to consume.

I only know of Darkstar by his fine reputation here, but if he`s as bad as everyone says, the good Dr. would probably pull the "crimson eagle" trick from the Hannibal novel. No need to ingest rancid meat.

Frank Hipper wrote:I only know of Darkstar by his fine reputation here, but if he`s as bad as everyone says, the good Dr. would probably pull the "crimson eagle" trick from the Hannibal novel. No need to ingest rancid meat.

For those of you unfamiliar with DarkStar, the best example of his idiocy can be found in the Hall of Shame. It is a thread entitled, "Ripping Apart DarkStar's cowardly attempt to avoid criticism". You can find it in the SEARCH function, at the top right of SD.net, opposite the logo bearing the ISD and motto of the site. It is an exceptionally long thread, but it is well worth the read if you want a good laugh. Every time I read it, I find something else that I should have attacked DarkStar with during the debate with him, or something else that he did wrong. It is absolutely the worst example of trollish stupidity, and blind and unswerving ignorance that I have ever read. It was also the origin of my own, brief fanfic about DarkStar (Lord of the Morons), and of Mr. Bean's hatred for the guy. Start in page 5, where the debate is joined, and enjoy!