Random weird things you wish you could do.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2004-03-12 08:34pm

These aren't special abilities, just tasks you don't have the time, skill, or financial means to accomplish.

Mine: I wish I could recreate Kurosawa's "Ran" as a stop motion lego movie.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-03-12 08:37pm

Recreate the Battle of Endor in Lego. Or, learn to play the guitar worth half a damn.

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2004-03-12 08:44pm

If I had the time or the patience I'd love to get my religious beliefs down on paper, it'd probably end up thick as a novel though.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-03-12 09:04pm

Speak/read/write a bunch more languages.

Speak/read/write French better.

Trogdor · Post by **Trogdor** » 2004-03-12 09:05pm

Beat my friends in anything.

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-03-12 09:07pm

Pilot a jet fighter.

Or even a helicopter.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-03-12 09:16pm

Achieve oral self-gratification. Although that's understandable.

I'd like to build a minifig-scale ISD out of Legos, although it wouldn't fit in my house, cost tens of thousands of dollars of Lego blocks, and it would either take a whole lot of glue or impressive design to keep it together, especially if I want all the interior details accesible.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2004-03-12 09:20pm

Play the Banjo

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-03-12 09:26pm

I wish I could draw and do 3D modeling.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-03-12 09:26pm

i want a dryer.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-03-12 09:36pm

random sex partners nightly

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-03-12 09:37pm

3d modelling and flying by sheer power of my mind.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2004-03-12 10:01pm

Eat a Cesna.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-03-12 10:02pm

Arguing with my dad until he admits to being wrong and fucking up on something.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-12 10:13pm

3D Modeling, Website Design...

Also I want to make my nipples a bit bigger and more pointy.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-03-12 10:32pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Also I want to make my nipples a bit bigger and more pointy.

Well, I guess it's Einhander, but still:

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-03-12 10:52pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:3

Also I want to make my nipples a bit bigger and more pointy.

BREAST ENLARGEMENT!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2004-03-12 11:10pm

Bungee jumping into a volcano.

Barring that, I'd like to be able to play the guitar (and be able to bust out a kickass twenty minute solo at will, if possible).

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-03-12 11:16pm

Sex would be nice. Tho it's not me that's keeping it from happening, just the fact that there's no one who'll hold still long enough...

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-03-13 12:34am

Start and join a fight club x_x

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-13 01:12am

fgalkin wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:3

Also I want to make my nipples a bit bigger and more pointy.
BREAST ENLARGEMENT!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

No, just the nipple, sweetyboi...

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-03-13 01:14am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
fgalkin wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:3

Also I want to make my nipples a bit bigger and more pointy.
BREAST ENLARGEMENT!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
No, just the nipple, sweetyboi...

NIPPLE ENLARGEMENT!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2004-03-13 01:31am

.. Wait. WTF would you do with bigger pointier nipples?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-03-13 01:40am

Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:These aren't special abilities, just tasks you don't have the time, skill, or financial means to accomplish.

Honestly? The special thing that I don't have the time or skill to do (but would like to do) is to devise some kind of scientific principle or engineering innovation which would take its place in the technical lexicon of future generations the way Newtonian physics, Cartesian co-ordinates, or Edison's lightbulb did.

Of course, that's the kind of ambition that few people really have, even if they idly talk about it. Ultimately, one ends up deciding that they're either not up to the task or not willing to make the sacrifices necessary for it, particularly since success is by no means guaranteed. Hence people end up doing perfectly mundane things and leaving only their memory and their offspring to future generations.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-03-13 01:49am

Run for political office and have a realistic chance of winning.

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