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These aren't special abilities, just tasks you don't have the time, skill, or financial means to accomplish.

Mine: I wish I could recreate Kurosawa's "Ran" as a stop motion lego movie.

Recreate the Battle of Endor in Lego. Or, learn to play the guitar worth half a damn.

If I had the time or the patience I'd love to get my religious beliefs down on paper, it'd probably end up thick as a novel though.

Speak/read/write a bunch more languages.

Speak/read/write French better.

Beat my friends in anything.

Pilot a jet fighter.

Or even a helicopter.

Achieve oral self-gratification. Although that's understandable.

I'd like to build a minifig-scale ISD out of Legos, although it wouldn't fit in my house, cost tens of thousands of dollars of Lego blocks, and it would either take a whole lot of glue or impressive design to keep it together, especially if I want all the interior details accesible.

Play the Banjo

I wish I could draw and do 3D modeling.

i want a dryer.

random sex partners nightly

3d modelling and flying by sheer power of my mind.

Eat a Cesna.

Arguing with my dad until he admits to being wrong and fucking up on something.

3D Modeling, Website Design...

Also I want to make my nipples a bit bigger and more pointy.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Also I want to make my nipples a bit bigger and more pointy.

Well, I guess it's Einhander, but still:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:3

Also I want to make my nipples a bit bigger and more pointy.

BREAST ENLARGEMENT!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Bungee jumping into a volcano.

Barring that, I'd like to be able to play the guitar (and be able to bust out a kickass twenty minute solo at will, if possible).

Sex would be nice. Tho it's not me that's keeping it from happening, just the fact that there's no one who'll hold still long enough...

Start and join a fight club x_x

fgalkin wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:3

Also I want to make my nipples a bit bigger and more pointy.

BREAST ENLARGEMENT!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

No, just the nipple, sweetyboi...

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

fgalkin wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:3

Also I want to make my nipples a bit bigger and more pointy.

BREAST ENLARGEMENT!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

No, just the nipple, sweetyboi...

NIPPLE ENLARGEMENT!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

.. Wait. WTF would you do with bigger pointier nipples?

Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:These aren't special abilities, just tasks you don't have the time, skill, or financial means to accomplish.

Honestly? The special thing that I don't have the time or skill to do (but would like to do) is to devise some kind of scientific principle or engineering innovation which would take its place in the technical lexicon of future generations the way Newtonian physics, Cartesian co-ordinates, or Edison's lightbulb did.

Of course, that's the kind of ambition that few people really have, even if they idly talk about it. Ultimately, one ends up deciding that they're either not up to the task or not willing to make the sacrifices necessary for it, particularly since success is by no means guaranteed. Hence people end up doing perfectly mundane things and leaving only their memory and their offspring to future generations.

Run for political office and have a realistic chance of winning.