What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-18 01:53pm

What's the scariest or funniest dream you've ever had, yet made no sense upon waking analysis?

Here's one: When I was a little kid (about 4 or 5 years old) I used to have recurring dreams of sitting in a round white room with a bunch of other kids while a doctor passed out replacement feet in Zip-Loc bags. I'd unscrew my feet (which had holes of various sizes worn all the way through them) and snap on the new feet. Bizarre, huh?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-18 03:01pm

Two recurring dreams as a kid:

#1)
My parents and brothers and sisters and I are driving in our minivan on this weird-ass freeway system...They're doing construction on it. We accidentally go down one wrong turn, adn up this HUGE ramp, and then down the other side, which was twisty-turny adn really steep....eventually, the road...just...stops...

#2)
I am a little kisd driving on the freeway at night, by myself...all I remember is not being able to slow the car down, but always going faster, faster...

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-18 03:41pm

Here's two more:

As a little kid, I had recurring nightmares about walking along the edge of a lake, when all of a sudden this dude pops up out of the water. He's bald and wrinkly and wearing a flannel shirt, and the scary part was that he'd moo like some kind of fuckin cow. (And no, this had nothing to do with Friday the 13th; I didn't see that movie until years after this nightmare stopped recurring.)

More recently:

I'm driving down a 2-lane highway at night in a DeLorean, only the driver's seat is missing, and I'm sitting on a bicycle seat which is too high, so I'm looking out over the roof of the car. It didn't occur to me until I woke up that this is patently impossible since DeLorans have gullwing doors.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-10-18 03:45pm

It was a month or so ago. I don't remember it completely (only the essentials). It was a sick dream, and it involved dreadnought battleships and naked women.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-18 04:06pm

Dreadnought battleships=current naval variety or a sci-fi brand? And BTW, there are so many delightfully disgusting possibilities in a matchup like that...

Sothis · Post by **Sothis** » 2002-10-18 04:10pm

Last night I dreamt, that for an unknown reason, I got on the bad side of an assasin's guild. They put a hit out on me, so I fled to my Aunts.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-10-18 04:11pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Dreadnought battleships=current naval variety or a sci-fi brand? And BTW, there are so many delightfully disgusting possibilities in a matchup like that...

WWI era dreadnought battleships. And it was indeed disgusting yet delightful

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-18 04:44pm

Not really scary or funny, but certainly weird.

I was standing out in my front yard in the middle of the night. I had this really weird feeling that there was... something, to the east. I looked up, and the entire sky was covered by puffy green clouds, with thin areas of black between the fluffs. Directly up, I could see the Eye of Ra. Then I went back in the house, put on some boots, grabbed a sword, and went east. Then I woke up.

I had that same strange feeling for a while after that, without the directional aspect of it. It only lasted for a couple of months, at most, and I kind of miss it now.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-10-18 05:01pm

Lately I've been having dreams that I'm either Flying Like Superman, webslinging, or that I'm a Jedi kicking ass. Oh and Lot's of sex dreams involving celebrities. The Funny thing about my Dreams is that on many occasions thet are soo realistic, esp the sexual ones (which I alway awake abruptly to

) With a not so welcome surprise in my pants.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-18 05:01pm

(referring to XaLEv's post) Ummmmm... yep. That's weird, all right.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-10-18 05:01pm

The most fun dream I have ever had(besides the MANY sexual ones)

I was a dragon, I rained doom apon small towns. It was fun

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-10-18 06:17pm

I'ver never had any amusing dreams like everyone else does.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2002-10-18 07:04pm

i've had some good ones, but i'm not sure i want to post'em.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-18 07:07pm

Hyperion wrote:i've had some good ones, but i'm not sure i want to post'em.

Well, "now's the time, an now's the hour" as the poem goes...

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-18 07:18pm

I had a weird dream, I found myself in a green field wearing a black cape with a katana in my hand.
I started walking in one direction until I came across a settlement of Amish people. They pissed me off somehow and I started slaugthering all of them with my sword. I killed them.. I killed them all.. every single one of them! No, I'm not a sicko.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-18 07:22pm

Evil Jerk wrote:I had a weird dream, I found myself in a green field wearing a black cape with a katana in my hand.
I started walking in one direction until I came across a settlement of Amish people. They pissed me off somehow and I started slaugthering all of them with my sword. I killed them.. I killed them all.. every single one of them! No, I'm not a sicko.

Did you happen to watch AoTC before you had this dream? Cause if you did, I find the symbolic link between the Amish and Sand-People hilarious. Sincerely. I like it.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-18 07:27pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Evil Jerk wrote:I had a weird dream, I found myself in a green field wearing a black cape with a katana in my hand.
I started walking in one direction until I came across a settlement of Amish people. They pissed me off somehow and I started slaugthering all of them with my sword. I killed them.. I killed them all.. every single one of them! No, I'm not a sicko.
Did you happen to watch AoTC before you had this dream? Cause if you did, I find the symbolic link between the Amish and Sand-People hilarious. Sincerely. I like it.

I'm not entirely sure (funny thing remembering the dream and not remembering when I had it), but I think so.
Wait a minute. That would mean I was symbolically Anakin?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-10-18 07:44pm

I had a dream that I had killed one of my old teachers and i was in jail awaiting trial, my dad was visiting me and he handed me a gun saying to me not to be an embarassment to the family, implying that i should kill myself (i was dissapointed i only killed ONE teacher, i have so many i wanna kill) The really strange thing was that my prison was the school

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-18 07:52pm

Evil Jerk wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Evil Jerk wrote:I had a weird dream, I found myself in a green field wearing a black cape with a katana in my hand.
I started walking in one direction until I came across a settlement of Amish people. They pissed me off somehow and I started slaugthering all of them with my sword. I killed them.. I killed them all.. every single one of them! No, I'm not a sicko.
Did you happen to watch AoTC before you had this dream? Cause if you did, I find the symbolic link between the Amish and Sand-People hilarious. Sincerely. I like it.
I'm not entirely sure (funny thing remembering the dream and not remembering when I had it), but I think so.
Wait a minute. That would mean I was symbolically Anakin?

Well, the black cape is a tip-off. So's the katana -- ties into the sort of Shinto-like philosophy of the Jedi. Yep. You was Annie. I still can't get over the Amish as Sand-People. That's classic.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-18 07:59pm

Since I left public school, I have occasionally had dreams which are set in a distorted version of my old junior high. I can't remember any specific details right now, but they are never pleasant.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-10-18 08:46pm

You really want to know?

Just two days ago I dreamed Mike Wong turned SD.net into his personal masturbation web site.

Yes, I the mightily perverted RayCav, woke up in a cold sweat

BTW I just want to add to the nature of the dream, all it was was a bunch of vids of Wong wanking himself

BTW sorry Lord Wong, that's just what happened in my dream

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2002-10-18 10:50pm

The weirdest dream i've ever had was when I found myself running around the neigborhood naked. Either that or when the aliens in Doom invaded earth.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-18 10:54pm

Muad'Dib wrote:I had a dream that I had killed one of my old teachers and i was in jail awaiting trial, my dad was visiting me and he handed me a gun saying to me not to be an embarassment to the family, implying that i should kill myself (i was dissapointed i only killed ONE teacher, i have so many i wanna kill) The really strange thing was that my prison was the school

O.o? Whoa. That's is one weird-ass dream...

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-10-18 11:00pm

I had a weird dream a while back. Orcs were attacking the city and I had to fight them off. So I was running all over town typing 'pcb' over and over again. I remember that being odd because I wasn't holding a keyboard. Each time I typed out those letters I wiped out a group of orcs. I have had this dream more than once.

Another time, I dreamed I heard the people on this board debating. That was it, just a bunch of disembodied voices arguing, with a visual of the board in the background.

There's one strange dream I had last spring. I was on stage just after the last performance by the school performance art group. We had just done our final bows and were about to leave. Then Hazard was on the stage with its blade spinning at full speed. It destroyed a desk. I thought staying inside with Hazard would be too dangerous so I left. On the side of the building was a guy complaining about how hard it was to set up the machine gun. I helped him set it up, and not a moment too soon. Just after we finished, a bunch of Zulus charged us. Thankfully we had the machine gun so we were able to mow them down.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-18 11:21pm

I have two.

In the first, I'm reading Mike's debate with DarkStar, only every page is full of thumbnail shots of porn. Then, the link to DarkStar's page goes to an amauter porn site, and then I went and grabbed this red stone, and had to tunnel through solid rock, and then there was some sort of dragon, and a castle.

In the second, I'm in a beachside town, and another town attacks, and everyone has the 'sticks' from Harry Turtledoves Derlavai War books, and I kill dozens of attackers, and a few Disney characters, and I remember it's all chaotic and hectic, and people are grabbling and dying all around and there's sand flying everywhere, and I want to get the hell out but instead I heft my stick, and run screaming into the enemy horde, blazing away.