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What is the most horrific, stupid Darwin Award, or Honorary Darwin Award in history?

My personal vote goes for this one:

http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/inde ... d1997.html

That is BAD times.

Here's a story deserving of a Darwin Award:

A pilot landed his seaplane outside of Sydney, Australia, and went to sleep. He awoke that night to bizarre noises. Grabbing his shotgun and a searchlight, he directed the beam towards the sounds, which were coming from his plane. The beam revealed a large crocodile, which was attempting to MATE with the plane's pontoon! The pilot didn't take kindly to seeing his plane humped, firing both barrels and killing the croc.

IG-88E wrote:Here's a story deserving of a Darwin Award:

A pilot landed his seaplane outside of Sydney, Australia, and went to sleep. He awoke that night to bizarre noises. Grabbing his shotgun and a searchlight, he directed the beam towards the sounds, which were coming from his plane. The beam revealed a large crocodile, which was attempting to MATE with the plane's pontoon! The pilot didn't take kindly to seeing his plane humped, firing both barrels and killing the croc.

Why does that deserve a Darwin Award?

Master of Ossus wrote: Why does that deserve a Darwin Award?

The croc deserves it, for its amazing hability of not distinguishing his mate from a full sized seaplane

Colonel Olrik wrote:

Master of Ossus wrote: Why does that deserve a Darwin Award?

The croc deserves it, for its amazing hability of not distinguishing his mate from a full sized seaplane

Crocodiles, however, do not get the kind of brains that humans do. Part of what makes the Darwin Awards so incredible is that those things are happening to human beings, who are generally seen as being the smartest organisms on the planet.

I am now opposed to off the stupid people of Earth, because if we do, too many people would be lost, and humanity would die out.

Master of Ossus wrote:

Colonel Olrik wrote:

Master of Ossus wrote: Why does that deserve a Darwin Award?

The croc deserves it, for its amazing hability of not distinguishing his mate from a full sized seaplane

Crocodiles, however, do not get the kind of brains that humans do. Part of what makes the Darwin Awards so incredible is that those things are happening to human beings, who are generally seen as being the smartest organisms on the planet.

It's still an incredibly stupid way to die.

IG-88E wrote:The beam revealed a large crocodile, which was attempting to MATE with the plane's pontoon!

When I read this I couldn't help but think of RayCav...

<ahem.>

Enlightenment wrote:

IG-88E wrote:The beam revealed a large crocodile, which was attempting to MATE with the plane's pontoon!

When I read this I couldn't help but think of RayCav...

<ahem.>

ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!! OMFG!!!! HA! coughcough...ahem *bursts out laughing*

IG-88E wrote:It's still an incredibly stupid way to die.

An incredibly stupid way to die is Anerobic Masturbation (you get so happy it bursts blood vessels). You'd be dead najked with a puddle of spooge at your feet and your hand...well there.

As for human stupidity, remember I live in Yosemite National Park, where every year, people die because they try to pass other people on Icy, steep winding grades, with double yellow lines, which have a POSTED winter time speed limit about 40mph slower, then they are driving. Makes me want to sue the cracker jacks people for making my driving experieance such hell.