19 year old dumbass found frozen
Posted: 2004-03-23 11:29pm
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Or when you have to carry them out of someone else's bed becuase they're vomiting all through it and they won't wake up. Not to mention they weigh that much it takes a few of us to move him.muse wrote:Drunks are funny when they wear garbage cans on their heads and pretend to be R2D2. When they get sulky, violent, and just plain dumb it's no longer funny, it sucks having to deal with the idiots.
I resent that, most of my friends are drunks and believe me you get a lot of mileage out of it when they ask you to speak at major events like weddings, engagements and birthdays ... the fun part is when you pull out the pictures.Darth Wong wrote:I would make the obvious comment about how these celebrations of public drunkenness are all stupid, but no doubt some alcoholic apologist would come in here to say I should be more sensitive to drunks.
One cool public celebration is for a drunk to get coaxed into dancing on a bar, then have him jump off and fuck up his knee, necessitating surgery! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!Darth Wong wrote:I would make the obvious comment about how these celebrations of public drunkenness are all stupid, but no doubt some alcoholic apologist would come in here to say I should be more sensitive to drunks.
Speaking from personal experience are we? Or Wheeeeee.Chardok wrote:One cool public celebration is for a drunk to get coaxed into dancing on a bar, then have him jump off and fuck up his knee, necessitating surgery! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!Darth Wong wrote:I would make the obvious comment about how these celebrations of public drunkenness are all stupid, but no doubt some alcoholic apologist would come in here to say I should be more sensitive to drunks.
Yes, personal experience. My recent surgery was necessitated by such a stunt. Do not try that at home.SyntaxVorlon wrote:Speaking from personal experience are we? Or Wheeeeee.Chardok wrote:One cool public celebration is for a drunk to get coaxed into dancing on a bar, then have him jump off and fuck up his knee, necessitating surgery! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!Darth Wong wrote:I would make the obvious comment about how these celebrations of public drunkenness are all stupid, but no doubt some alcoholic apologist would come in here to say I should be more sensitive to drunks.
Why would someone do that? It is their fault.but no doubt some alcoholic apologist would come in here to say I should be more sensitive to drunks.
There was a long thread about it. It's the one about the drunken dad getting his eleven year old to drive him home from the bar.Cornelius wrote:Why would someone do that? It is their fault.but no doubt some alcoholic apologist would come in here to say I should be more sensitive to drunks.