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Posted: 2002-10-19 07:30pm
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http://stardestroyer.dyndns-home.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4216
[img][img]http://smilies.networkessence.net/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif[/img][/img]Right after I finish bleeding, my vagina lets loose a moderate amount of thickish, creamy, yellowish discharge. This tapers off to a slipperier white secretion that is slightly less heavy.
have you ever had sex with a woman while she was bleeding? yuck.Next of Kin wrote:[img][img]http://smilies.networkessence.net/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif[/img][/img]Right after I finish bleeding, my vagina lets loose a moderate amount of thickish, creamy, yellowish discharge. This tapers off to a slipperier white secretion that is slightly less heavy.
This is not what I bargained for!
Tell her to put a tampon in and then take her ass.salm wrote:have you ever had sex with a woman while she was bleeding? yuck.
A former girlfriend told me that she felt hornier around that time of the month. I didn't take the bait.salm wrote:have you ever had sex with a woman while she was bleeding? yuck.Next of Kin wrote:[img][img]http://smilies.networkessence.net/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif[/img][/img]Right after I finish bleeding, my vagina lets loose a moderate amount of thickish, creamy, yellowish discharge. This tapers off to a slipperier white secretion that is slightly less heavy.
This is not what I bargained for!
I've always heard that women tend to be hornier during that time due to all the extra hormones floating around their systems.salm wrote:have you ever had sex with a woman while she was bleeding? yuck.Next of Kin wrote:[img][img]http://smilies.networkessence.net/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif[/img][/img]Right after I finish bleeding, my vagina lets loose a moderate amount of thickish, creamy, yellowish discharge. This tapers off to a slipperier white secretion that is slightly less heavy.
This is not what I bargained for!
whats that?Maricas.
Are you talking about the site as a whole, or just the 'bleeding' parts?Master of Ossus wrote:Some things should simply not be placed on the internet. I realize that it violates freedom of speech, but why would such a site be necessary in any way, shape, or form?
Coward (well, it's more like calling you chicken), in portuguesesalm wrote:whats that?Maricas.
Okay, I'm going to use my bad italian to try and translate what you just said in portuguese Olrik. Did you mean to say "go stroke your monkey"?Colonel Olrik wrote:Coward (well, it's more like calling you chicken), in portuguesesalm wrote:whats that?Maricas.
and to you, XaLev, vai pentear macacos
not exactly subtleXalev penetrate suum anum cum magno dildo!
Funcione, antes que minha gramática má o encontre.Colonel Olrik wrote:Coward (well, it's more like calling you chicken), in portuguese
and to you, XaLev, vai pentear macacos
I didn't get that. What did you mean to say?XaLEv wrote:Funcione, antes que minha gramática má o encontre.Colonel Olrik wrote:Coward (well, it's more like calling you chicken), in portuguese
and to you, XaLev, vai pentear macacos
Yes, it's a coloquial expression in portuguese meaning go bother someone else.next of kin wrote:Okay, I'm going to use my bad italian to try and translate what you just said in portuguese Olrik. Did you mean to say "go stroke your monkey"?
"Run, before my bad grammar finds you."Colonel Olrik wrote: I didn't get that. What did you mean to say?
Ah, you mistook a verb and it was enough for not understandingXaLEv wrote:"Run, before my bad grammar finds you."Colonel Olrik wrote: I didn't get that. What did you mean to say?
It wasn't meant to be completely accurate. That's why I used babelfish for it. And anyway, I'm not fluent yet.Colonel Olrik wrote:Ah, you mistook a verb and it was enough for not understanding
what you wanted to say:
corre, antes que a minha má gramática te encontre
what you said:
function, before my evil grammar finds you.
Portuguese is tricky. disregarding the change in verbs, you misplaced má.
by puting it after gramática, you called your grammar evil. To má having the pretended meaning, you must put it before.
Sim, aranha.Percebeste, ratazana?