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Posted: 2002-10-19 07:30pm
by XaLEv

Posted: 2002-10-19 07:38pm
by salm
hmm...

Posted: 2002-10-19 07:40pm
by Kuja
Image

Posted: 2002-10-19 07:45pm
by Next of Kin
Right after I finish bleeding, my vagina lets loose a moderate amount of thickish, creamy, yellowish discharge. This tapers off to a slipperier white secretion that is slightly less heavy.
[img][img]http://smilies.networkessence.net/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif[/img][/img]

This is not what I bargained for!

Posted: 2002-10-19 07:50pm
by salm
Next of Kin wrote:
Right after I finish bleeding, my vagina lets loose a moderate amount of thickish, creamy, yellowish discharge. This tapers off to a slipperier white secretion that is slightly less heavy.
[img][img]http://smilies.networkessence.net/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif[/img][/img]

This is not what I bargained for!
have you ever had sex with a woman while she was bleeding? yuck.

Posted: 2002-10-19 08:00pm
by Darth Wong
salm wrote:have you ever had sex with a woman while she was bleeding? yuck.
Tell her to put a tampon in and then take her ass.

Posted: 2002-10-19 08:00pm
by Next of Kin
salm wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:
Right after I finish bleeding, my vagina lets loose a moderate amount of thickish, creamy, yellowish discharge. This tapers off to a slipperier white secretion that is slightly less heavy.
[img][img]http://smilies.networkessence.net/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif[/img][/img]

This is not what I bargained for!
have you ever had sex with a woman while she was bleeding? yuck.
A former girlfriend told me that she felt hornier around that time of the month. I didn't take the bait.

Posted: 2002-10-19 08:01pm
by Kuja
Ugggggggh. That's just disgusting.

Posted: 2002-10-19 08:05pm
by XaLEv
salm wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:
Right after I finish bleeding, my vagina lets loose a moderate amount of thickish, creamy, yellowish discharge. This tapers off to a slipperier white secretion that is slightly less heavy.
[img][img]http://smilies.networkessence.net/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif[/img][/img]

This is not what I bargained for!
have you ever had sex with a woman while she was bleeding? yuck.
I've always heard that women tend to be hornier during that time due to all the extra hormones floating around their systems.

Posted: 2002-10-19 08:10pm
by XaLEv
To all the people complaining about the menstrual stuff:

Maricas.

Posted: 2002-10-19 08:12pm
by Master of Ossus
Some things should simply not be placed on the internet. I realize that it violates freedom of speech, but why would such a site be necessary in any way, shape, or form?

Posted: 2002-10-19 08:13pm
by salm
Maricas.
whats that?

Posted: 2002-10-19 08:15pm
by XaLEv
Master of Ossus wrote:Some things should simply not be placed on the internet. I realize that it violates freedom of speech, but why would such a site be necessary in any way, shape, or form?
Are you talking about the site as a whole, or just the 'bleeding' parts?

Posted: 2002-10-19 08:18pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Ah man, that reminds me of something I learned in my ASSP class when we were talking about AIDS.

It was listing the fluids you get in contact with during oral sex that can transmitted the HIV virus and one was menstrual blood. I seemed to be the only one in me class disgusted by that though...

I mean really eating a fucking chick out while she's on her period, FUCK thats nasty.

Posted: 2002-10-19 08:24pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Bah, they talk about that stuff all the time on TV commercials. I those commercials. I don't know how they could talk about stuff like that. Every other commercial these days is a tampon commercial.

I love my . Sometimes, I look at it in the mirror and wonder what it would look like without all the hair.

Posted: 2002-10-20 06:40am
by Colonel Olrik
salm wrote:
Maricas.
whats that?
Coward (well, it's more like calling you chicken), in portuguese

and to you, XaLev, vai pentear macacos

Posted: 2002-10-20 09:22am
by Next of Kin
Colonel Olrik wrote:
salm wrote:
Maricas.
whats that?
Coward (well, it's more like calling you chicken), in portuguese

and to you, XaLev, vai pentear macacos
Okay, I'm going to use my bad italian to try and translate what you just said in portuguese Olrik. Did you mean to say "go stroke your monkey"?

Posted: 2002-10-20 09:27am
by salm
hmm... xalev bashing in foreign languages

Xalev penetrate suum anum cum magno dildo!

Posted: 2002-10-20 09:46am
by Cpt_Frank
Xalev penetrate suum anum cum magno dildo!
not exactly subtle

btw did you check out the link section which includes the menstruation museum :?

Posted: 2002-10-20 12:01pm
by XaLEv
Colonel Olrik wrote:Coward (well, it's more like calling you chicken), in portuguese

and to you, XaLev, vai pentear macacos
Funcione, antes que minha gramática má o encontre.

Posted: 2002-10-20 01:06pm
by RayCav of ASVS
Hmmm...I really like this site, at least :D

Posted: 2002-10-20 01:12pm
by Colonel Olrik
XaLEv wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:Coward (well, it's more like calling you chicken), in portuguese

and to you, XaLev, vai pentear macacos
Funcione, antes que minha gramática má o encontre.
:?: I didn't get that. What did you mean to say?
next of kin wrote:Okay, I'm going to use my bad italian to try and translate what you just said in portuguese Olrik. Did you mean to say "go stroke your monkey"?
Yes, it's a coloquial expression in portuguese meaning go bother someone else.

It's polite, I don't want to flame him with portuguese slang, that would be rude :P

Posted: 2002-10-20 02:06pm
by XaLEv
Colonel Olrik wrote: :?: I didn't get that. What did you mean to say?
"Run, before my bad grammar finds you."

Posted: 2002-10-20 04:49pm
by Colonel Olrik
XaLEv wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote: :?: I didn't get that. What did you mean to say?
"Run, before my bad grammar finds you."
Ah, you mistook a verb and it was enough for not understanding

what you wanted to say:

corre, antes que a minha má gramática te encontre

what you said:

function, before my evil grammar finds you.

Portuguese is tricky. disregarding the change in verbs, you misplaced má.
by puting it after gramática, you called your grammar evil. To má having the pretended meaning, you must put it before. :P

Percebeste, ratazana?

Posted: 2002-10-20 10:04pm
by XaLEv
Colonel Olrik wrote:Ah, you mistook a verb and it was enough for not understanding

what you wanted to say:

corre, antes que a minha má gramática te encontre

what you said:

function, before my evil grammar finds you.

Portuguese is tricky. disregarding the change in verbs, you misplaced má.
by puting it after gramática, you called your grammar evil. To má having the pretended meaning, you must put it before. :P
It wasn't meant to be completely accurate. That's why I used babelfish for it. And anyway, I'm not fluent yet.
Percebeste, ratazana?
Sim, aranha.