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Were you a nasty little boy(or girl)?

Posted: 2004-03-24 08:06pm
by Guardsman Bass
I know I was/am. I remember from Scout Camps when I was twelve having discussions on girls' pussies and tits with other scouts who would normally be friendly doormats while profusely using shit, damn, and fuck. Of course there are other examples. You?

Posted: 2004-03-24 08:09pm
by YT300000
I was. Now I'm a nasty teenager. :)

Posted: 2004-03-24 08:15pm
by Rye
I was generally a good kid, but i could harbour grudges with the best of them.

Posted: 2004-03-24 08:17pm
by General Zod
i was sort of a good kid. in that i didn't openly misbehave. however i had friends that would swipe pr0n from their dads' collection and i had hookups at the age of 10 or so. i was a horny little devil. :D

Posted: 2004-03-24 08:20pm
by Guardsman Bass
Darth_Zod wrote:i was sort of a good kid. in that i didn't openly misbehave. however i had friends that would swipe pr0n from their dads' collection and i had hookups at the age of 10 or so. i was a horny little devil. :D
TEN?!!! :twisted: Holy shit! Of course, I shouldn't be talking; I had a friend at the time that asked if when my brother, my female cousin, and I had a bath together in our swimsuits if my brother stuck his penis in her vagina(we were 7)

Posted: 2004-03-24 08:26pm
by Alferd Packer
Not really. I became my nasty self at around 16. Then whooo, the floodgates did mightily open.

Posted: 2004-03-24 08:34pm
by Howedar
Not really, and I'm still not particuarly "nasty".

Posted: 2004-03-24 08:58pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
I was a bad kid. I didn't just shit in my pants, I shit in other kids's pants!

-George Carlin (not exact, I don't have the book with me to find the quote)

But we aren't really talking about that.

I looked at porn from like the age of 9-10 onwards, and had strange discussions about things such as that since long before then. So, yeah.

Posted: 2004-03-24 09:14pm
by darthdavid
I was horny as hell from about 10 onwards. Started jacking at about 11 or so and fingered a girl at 12. Sadly I've yet to meet up with anyother willing females. Mabye if i didn't spend all my time on this board, playing video games and talking about videogames and other fun places like this on the net with my friends then i'd get some More Pooyh Tang. :lol:

Posted: 2004-03-24 09:21pm
by aerius
Other than being a pyromaniac, not doing my homework half the time, and making improvised weapons out of everything I could get my hands on, I was a really nice kid. But then I hit my teens and found that selling stolen porno mags was a really good way to supplement my income. I became known as "the pornstar" for some reason, which wasn't much of an improvement from "pyro".

Strangely enough I had no interest in girls till grade 10.

Posted: 2004-03-24 10:14pm
by Captain Cyran
The first 7 years of my life were spent around my teenage siblings and their friends... Three of which are probably some of the most vulgar or twisted people I know. What do you think?

Posted: 2004-03-24 10:23pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
aerius wrote:Other than being a pyromaniac, not doing my homework half the time, and making improvised weapons out of everything I could get my hands on, I was a really nice kid. But then I hit my teens and found that selling stolen porno mags was a really good way to supplement my income. I became known as "the pornstar" for some reason, which wasn't much of an improvement from "pyro".

Strangely enough I had no interest in girls till grade 10.
Other than the girl thing, you're completely like me. :D

Posted: 2004-03-24 10:28pm
by The Aliens
I wanked for the first time at age 11. I qualify.

Posted: 2004-03-24 10:36pm
by Alyrium Denryle
I was a good baptist child... then my parents divorced and I was free!!! Now I am a master of raunchy puns, pissing people off, and twisted genocide humor.

Posted: 2004-03-24 10:53pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
I was a very well behaved child.

Or is this just refering to thinking about sex and concerning other related subject matter?

Posted: 2004-03-24 11:00pm
by Joe
I did develop a penchant for random, dirty humor in high school, but other than that I was a goddamn saint.

Posted: 2004-03-24 11:03pm
by Guardsman Bass
It doesnt just have to be sexually related- if you were an asshole or a weirdo, youwere a nasty little kid.

Posted: 2004-03-24 11:07pm
by justifier
Captain_Cyran wrote:The first 7 years of my life were spent around my teenage siblings and their friends... Three of which are probably some of the most vulgar or twisted people I know. What do you think?
*Looks at avatar*
They made you their leader?


Yes, I started wacking off at ten or so.I bought my first porno magazine(a tip: airports are a good place since you are alone, can find people who don't care about their jobs and if you get turned down you can flee without repercussions)

Posted: 2004-03-24 11:07pm
by HemlockGrey
So to the person who referenced "hookups", exactly what are you talking about? I've heard like 5 different definitions in my area alone.

Posted: 2004-03-24 11:08pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
*cough*

Since the topic has mutated into general behavior, I will add that I was a demon child.

I remember peeing on the trees on the playground in kindergarden because the teacher told us to stay away from them (not sure why, I didn't really care). I also kicked a kid in the stomach (hard.) for calling me stupid. I got sent out of the classroom in elementry school nearly everyday, until third grade when they began pumping me full of Riddalin. Now I'm a good boy. (I think I stopped taking t3h drugs in... 5th grade. yes, that.) :D

Posted: 2004-03-24 11:08pm
by Montcalm
I was going to say no,but i remember all the dirty songs and jokes i learned before i was 10,and i`ve been a bad boy since 1974. :P

Posted: 2004-03-24 11:17pm
by Darth Yoshi
Yes. Yes I was. You need not know anything else.

Posted: 2004-03-24 11:18pm
by RogueIce
I had very naughty dreams and other thoughts of Zelda around third grade at the most, since it was before I moved...

Posted: 2004-03-24 11:35pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
No, I really didn't think about those kind of things as a kid. Although I'm pretty sure some parents would rather have their kids setting fire to things than talking about sex.

Posted: 2004-03-24 11:45pm
by Dorsk 81
I was hyperactive as a child.
I used to get in trouble all the time too, like when I painted tip-ex all over the preists lamp at sunday school (yea I used to go when I was young) or when I kept peering over the wall into the girls changing room at swimming.
Minor little things like that.