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I just saw a pretty damn funny comcerial starring, of all people, Steven Segal.

It was a mountain dew comercial whose premise was simple: A Conveinece store is being robbed and Steven Segal walks in. Completly oblivious to the robery, he goes for a mountain dew.

The thugs, being bright, try to attack Segal:

He opens the door casually and knocks out one bad guy.

When he bends over to get the soda, another guy swings a fire exingisher at him, but misses and falls down--the extinsuisher going up and knocking him in the head, ko.

He goes up to the register to pay and taking out his wallet, knocks out the third guy.

The fourth guy runs.

The conviense store owner thanks him and tells him the soda is on the house.

"I bet you want an autograph too" Steven says

"Sure, why not" Says the owner.

as Steven bends down to write the autograph, he accidently headbutts the owner, knocking him out. When he is finished writing he sees the owner and says:

"Yeah, I can't believe it's me either" and walks out with a smile, accidently slamming the door into an oncoming police officer, knocking him out too.

It was just so well done!

Thus begins a thread about funny comercials for all to share!

ROFL. Damn thats good.

I prefer the MADTV sketch of Steven Segal

The last commercial to make me actually laugh out loud was that insurance commercial with lassie. Watching Lassie pull kung-fu moves was a riot.

Well, I downloaded this extremely good commercial off the net.

It starts off with this women, making lots of slurping noises and bobbing her head up and down. The phone rings, she breaks off whatever she doing, and says in Korean to call him back later. As she wipes her lips, and you are begining to think she's doing oral sex on some lucky git, the camera pans down, and you see this bowl of instant noodles.

There was a comercial for Bud lights, when a guy walks with his dog and wants to enter a bar for a Bud, but there is a "no pets allowed" sign. He then puts the dog on his head (a furry dog) and starts acting as a Jamaican. The bartender gives him the Bud and then a girl next to the guy wants to toch the "hair" and the dog starts doing angry sounds.

linky

The site is in Romanian, but there is a "Download" button

A lof of funny commercials on that site, if you can handle navigation (because it's in Romanian)

Lol. That mountain dew commercial sure was funny.

The GEICO commercial with the squirrels is the funniest commercial ever. Period. No contest.

I think it's Travelocity or something that has the commericial with the Traveling Gnome. The New York trip where he finds the Liberty Lawn Statue and goes out on a date with her is hilarious.

RedImperator wrote:The GEICO commercial with the squirrels is the funniest commercial ever. Period. No contest.

I dunno, that one with the farting horse was pretty damn good.

Does anyone remember the old Outpost.com commercials:

"To make sure you remember our name, Outpost.com, we're going to fire gerbils through the 'O' in outpost using this cannon. Cute little guy, isn't he? Fire."

or

"To make sure you remember our name, we've hired the local high school marching band to spell it out on their field. And, to make this memorable, we've released a pack of ravenous wolves onto the field."

Some of the best commecials I've ever seen.

I still think Peter Kayes John Smith's adverts are the funniest.

one of my favorite commercials involved the squirrels and geico (i think). One squirrel sits in the middle of the road waiting for a car to come by, driver veers into a big tree, causing his car to wreck in order to miss the squirrel. then the squirrel goes over to his buddy and hi-fives him. This just proves that squirrels are much more dangerous than we suspect

George Bush's campaign ads

One of the most recent Sprint commercials featuring the guy who finds the closet monster who's been haunting him since age six is pretty good. But one of the most brutally funny commercials I ever saw was one from back in the late 70s. It may have been one of Stan Frieberg's and it was for Eastern Airlines I think; in which this man is being led through the First Class section where a party is going on and sent behind the curtain to Coach where his seat is —the steerage section complete with East European peons, chickens, and a bowl on the floor for a toilet as the image of how the other airlines treat their Coach passengers (from the days before fucking Frank Lorenzo flew Eastern into the ground and nearly wrecked Continental in the bargain). That one I remember, along with those great Federal Express commercials featuring John Moschita talking at warp speed and the Wendy's Soviet beauty pagent commercial.

Darth_Zod wrote:one of my favorite commercials involved the squirrels and geico (i think). One squirrel sits in the middle of the road waiting for a car to come by, driver veers into a big tree, causing his car to wreck in order to miss the squirrel. then the squirrel goes over to his buddy and hi-fives him. This just proves that squirrels are much more dangerous than we suspect

Psst! Scroll up a couple of posts.

Its not funny funny just weird, you got 2 nerds sitting down passing out the office lunch from Mc.Donalds and a hot girl comes and licks off mayonaese off the nerds cheek, she walks out and the other nerd makes a weird ha-ish sound.

from the super bowl previous to Janet Jacksons "blooper"
2 teams of horses are playing football and are huddled, we see 2 human spectators watching whats going on and makes a comment about the ref reviewing a play, the ref is in fact a zebra with all the needed stripes reviewing a play

There are a few Heiniken commercials floating around that are kinda funny.
One guy tell his girlfriend he loves her, just so he can get to his beer.

The Alaska Airlines commercials of the 80's were funny. Remember the guy whose glasses cracked? "....too loud..."

I recent one around here that's kind of funny has this little kid (about six or seven years old) in bed with his older brother standing over him. The brother is talking to the camera saying that he is explaining what 'bundling' from a local phone company is to the kid. He says that for a dollar he'll kill one of the monsters in the little kid's closet but for a dollar fifty he'll kill three. The kid agrees so the older brother goes into the closet, makes a bunch of noises like he's fighting and bangs around a little. When he comes out brushing his hands off he says, "Well, that's three of the four. Good night," and walks out of the room leaving the kid with the covers still pulled up around his face.

There's been a string of these commericals from a danish company called Tele2 with the motto "Tele2, the company that brings you small bills".

And then there's the Nokia tire commericals "Nokian tires, so safe the the user might seek excitement elsewhere" is the common theme, such as the one where this guy stops for a leak and notices one of those eletrified fences they got to keep the cows on the fields and from getting out on the road, so he decides to piss on it, at which point the scene zooms out to a place very far away and we hear the telltale sounds of electrocution and lots of sparks followed by an agonized scream.

Anyone know of websites where you can dl these kind of stuff? Kazaa getting kinda old.

Vertigo1 wrote:

Darth_Zod wrote:one of my favorite commercials involved the squirrels and geico (i think). One squirrel sits in the middle of the road waiting for a car to come by, driver veers into a big tree, causing his car to wreck in order to miss the squirrel. then the squirrel goes over to his buddy and hi-fives him. This just proves that squirrels are much more dangerous than we suspect

Psst! Scroll up a couple of posts.

damnit. that's what i get for not reading the entire page. ah well.

PainRack wrote:Anyone know of websites where you can dl these kind of stuff? Kazaa getting kinda old.

www.iqads.ro is a good place to start. Although the site is in Romanian, there are a lot of international commercials. Just use the download button on each page or click on the link named [click aici pentru vizionare] to preview the clip before download. (I found it doesnt't work with Mozilla ... try IE for this.)

For a direct access to all the commercials follow this link

I`ve just seen a funny commercial for Dairy Queen,The father and his baby come out of the DQ with a DQ Blizzard,the kid wants it and the dad is pulling to get it,the the baby is pissed cause he lost and he kick dad in the nuts then headbutt him.