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Fitness Icon Richard Simmons Cited for Slapping Man


Flamboyant fitness guru Richard Simmons has been cited by authorities in Arizona for allegedly "bitch slapping" a man in an airport for poking fun at his exercise videos. Simmons, 55, was ticketed for misdemeanor assault after allegedly striking the man across the face while in line at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport on Wednesday night. Sergeant Lauri Williams says, "He apparently said, 'Hey everybody, it's Richard Simmons, let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s,'" in reference to a series of his well-known videos. Williams adds, "Mr. Simmons took offense and said he had to 'bitch slap' him." The man told police that he wanted to press charges against Simmons, who was cited but allowed to board a plane to Las Vegas, Nevada.

Bwhahaha all the stereotypes are true!!!

did he use his hand or his flaccid cock?

Todays lesson: Be careful of who you laugh at.

ROFLMAO!!!

I wish he would slap Bush...

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFLMAO!!!

I wish he would slap Bush...

this may come as a bit of a shock, but i have news for you Einy. Richard Simmons will never slap Bush.... he's.... he's gay!

Geez, every now and then it appears that Richard Simmons doesn't have much of a sense of humor. What the guy said sounded pretty funny. Simmons should have just run with it.

Tsyroc wrote:Geez, every now and then it appears that Richard Simmons doesn't have much of a sense of humor. What the guy said sounded pretty funny. Simmons should have just run with it.

considering how long he's been doing this gig you'd figure he'd get sick of it by now. he was bound to snap sooner or later.

Richard Simmons is a badass.

I had to say that. Why? Because it's unique.

Richard Simmons a PIMP. And ya'll are his bitches!

Funny, but nearly as awesome as Buzz Aldrin punching that conspiracy theorist in the jaw and not getting charged.

WAAHAAHHAAH... I think I would have taken his slap in good humor, that way I could tell everyone I was bitch slapped by him.

Addem I found out last night, Foxnews is repoting the guy that Simmison slaps is a Ultimate Fighter in the fight ring of the same name

Does that explain the title of his new workout video, "Beating people up to the Oldies?"

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFLMAO!!!

I wish he would slap Bush...

Nah, because then he'd be labeled a terrorist and locked away in a super-secret facility indefinitely.

Mayabird wrote:Funny, but nearly as awesome as Buzz Aldrin punching that conspiracy theorist in the jaw and not getting charged.

This is news to me. What happened?

Stofsk wrote:

Mayabird wrote:Funny, but nearly as awesome as Buzz Aldrin punching that conspiracy theorist in the jaw and not getting charged.

This is news to me. What happened?

Someone brought up that the moon landings never happened.

Aldrin took personal offense to that(as he should)...and thusly wonked him.

Vertigo1 wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFLMAO!!!

I wish he would slap Bush...

Nah, because then he'd be labeled a terrorist and locked away in a super-secret facility indefinitely.

I think he should be invited to the White House. It would probably be the only time in his life that he would see bush. Although I'm sure he'd probably be more interested in the dick.

(rimshot, followed by eerie silence, and a beer bottle being throuwn at me)

Vertigo1 wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFLMAO!!!

I wish he would slap Bush...

Nah, because then he'd be labeled a terrorist and locked away in a super-secret facility indefinitely.

This would be a bad thing?

Verilon wrote:This would be a bad thing?

Let's see, either he would be the most used bitch in prison, or he'd somehow entrance the inmates into following his workout and dietary styles.

If the former, a whiny, annoying freak gets plenty of exercise in an area he may or may not have ever concentrated on before, and many inmates will be relieved of their sexual tension.

If the latter, food consumption rate in prison will go through the floor, and all the hardened, grisly inmates will be turned into emaciated, whiny, permed weirdoes, completely safe for society.

I see no downside to this.

-Damien

If I were bitchslapped by Richard Simmons I'd go into the Witness Protection program out of shame.

I wonder what would happen if the same thing happened to Gene Simmons?

Peregrin Toker wrote:I wonder what would happen if the same thing happened to Gene Simmons?

What do you mean "would"?
It's probably already happened.

Peregrin Toker wrote:I wonder what would happen if the same thing happened to Gene Simmons?

Wow, they should duke it out.

Sounds to me like this guy was being a jerk, Richard had every right to bitch-slap him. You go Girl!

Gandalf wrote:

Peregrin Toker wrote:I wonder what would happen if the same thing happened to Gene Simmons?

Wow, they should duke it out.

We all know who would win.