Which species has the best sex life?

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Which species has the best sex life?

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You can choose any species, real or imaginary.

And please, try to be subtle ... oh Christ, this is SDnet we're talking about. Don't worry. :roll:
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Bonobo chimp.
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the human sex life is cool. other female animals dont have orgasms. if women have a chance to have an orgasm they´ll act completely different when having sex. look at animals. they just sit there, always the same position -> boring. also most animals only mate in particular times. humans fuck their brains out all around the year and to every daytime. humans have the ability to mastubate during the bad times. animals dont have kitchen tables.
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Apparently dolphins also have sex for pleasure... and pigs can have orgasms lasting 30 mins!!!

(don't ask how I know, I just know :D )
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Bonobo chimps...
-Have sex for pleasure.
-Have sex all the time (ie eat, sleep, shag. Not much else in the social calendar)
-Have sex with anything (only taboos appear to be parent-child relationships)
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weemadando wrote:Bonobo chimps...
-Have sex for pleasure.
-Have sex all the time (ie eat, sleep, shag. Not much else in the social calendar)
-Have sex with anything (only taboos appear to be parent-child relationships)
they have sex with everything? including male - male? including old bonobos? including children?
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Ummm, I can't deny that there is a bit of Male male action present in Bonobo society.

But Alyrium, Verilon and Shep show that that lifestyle can't all be bad...
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hmm.. true! i guess if we were bonobos we´d actually enjoy that immensly disgusting stuff.
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Salm if you ever agian post pictures of Chimps/Monkeys or anything else fucking I will take action

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The various species which compose the Culture.

There is a whole chapter of Excession which follows a couple having sex. There is this winged guy named Leffid, and a four armed chick named Estray. Leffid's orgasm was said to last at least a minute, and Estray's lasted even longer, IIRC. They took a short break, and did it again.
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Sothis wrote:Apparently dolphins also have sex for pleasure... and pigs can have orgasms lasting 30 mins!!!

(don't ask how I know, I just know :D )
Dolphins are randy things, and they have homosexual sex as well.

Oh, and Bonopos apparently have sex by the hour.

As many as 50% of Bonopo sexual activity is homosexual in nature, among females especially.

Sounds like they've got it made to me. :)
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Zeltrosians. These people release pheremones to make a potential mate more interested, have sex all the time, keep themselve in top physical shape for having sex, compete to see who's had the most sex, and believe a relationship should bother going beyond sex. (They see marriage as a quiant, outdated custom)
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The Uplifted Dolphins in David Brin's Earthclan. Read it sometime.
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