More Shep Gay-Bashing Bullshit

[MKSheppard]

Okay you all know of my persoanl problems with the whole unrequited love thing right? Well guess what, Art is now dating one of my closest and oldest friends. It was arts birthday today, and he threw a small party. Unfortunatly him and Misty were beign fucking brain leeches. They where all over each other, now I am fucking depressed again.

Do we need to know EVERY FUCKING DETAIL of your love life?

"Oh no the guy I have a crush on isn't a fag and hes in a liplock with a hot chick!!! WAAAAAH! My life is over!! WHAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Data says it best:



btw, like my new AVATAR?

[VF5SS]

btw, like my new AVATAR?

I'm more partial to the bowing one, myself.

[Antediluvian]

You know, MKSheppard, you really are a jackass.

Jesus.

[Darth Wong]

Do we need to know EVERY FUCKING DETAIL of your love life?

Do we need to know every fucking detail of your personal opinions? This is a forum where people get to talk about whatever they want. I don't recall putting a fucking disclaimer on it saying that you're not allowed to talk about your personal life. And you didn't have a problem during Jadeite's "Dilemma" thread.

"Oh no the guy I have a crush on isn't a fag and hes in a liplock with a hot chick!!! WAAAAAH! My life is over!! WHAAAAAAAAAAH!"

How is that any more whiny than your constant whinging about gun control? At least he has interests beyond physical objects.

[Crown]

Yes Shep I love your new Avatar. And shut the fuck up, no one forced you to read it!

[MKSheppard]

Yes Shep I love your new Avatar. And shut the fuck up, no one forced you to read it!

Well yes, I dislike whiny bitches in particular....All of us have had problems
at one point or another in our lives concerning romantic entanglements,
and Alryium seems to think that he's SPECIAL somehow, that him being
a faggot makes it 100x times harder on him....

For god's sake, he's whining around like a fucking 14 year old girl over one
of her boy band stars getting married....

[Kuja]

And you're whining like a 12-year-old boy about Britney getting married. If you don't like it, leave it alone!

[salm]

Yes Shep I love your new Avatar. And shut the fuck up, no one forced you to read it!

Well yes, I dislike whiny bitches in particular....All of us have had problems
at one point or another in our lives concerning romantic entanglements,
and Alryium seems to think that he's SPECIAL somehow, that him being
a faggot makes it 100x times harder on him....

For god's sake, he's whining around like a fucking 14 year old girl over one
of her boy band stars getting married....

it is harder! he´s got a much smaller group to select mating partners from.

[Darth Wong]

Well yes, I dislike whiny bitches in particular....

So he says while whining about seeing a post whose subject he doesn't approve of ...

[Stormbringer]

Well yes, I dislike whiny bitches in particular....

So he says while whining about seeing a post whose subject he doesn't approve of ...

Hypcrisy at it's finest.

[NecronLord]

Shep, shut the fuck up,

Don't like it, Don't read it.

[XaLEv]

Hey Shep, that guy holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read this thread isn't really there.

[Stormbringer]

Hey Shep, that guy holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read this thread isn't really there.

Who knows he could be holding one of his many guns to his own head in some sort of delusional state.

[Frank Hipper]

Maybe he got something in prison that he can`t get on the outside and keep his self-respect.

[haas mark]

...that him being a faggot makes it 100x times harder on him....

You know, some of us really do take offense to what you say...so could you please tone down on the slurs!!!

[haas mark]

Hey Shep, that guy holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read this thread isn't really there.

Who knows he could be holding one of his many guns to his own head in some sort of delusional state.

Heh heh...Schizophrenia, anyone!?

[Cal Wright]

I just really hope to hell that one of those FBI agents who confiscated your guns, promptly spun it around and rifle butted your ass Shep. They should change your title to 'Official SD.net Fucktard.'

P.S. That avatar is hillarious. Sort of like your intelligence.

[HemlockGrey]

Let's all remember, folks, that Shep is entitled to his opinions.

Of course, his opinions are valued at roughly the same price as a stable of horseshit, so if he wants them he's welcome to them.

[Knife]

Okay you all know of my persoanl problems with the whole unrequited love thing right? Well guess what, Art is now dating one of my closest and oldest friends. It was arts birthday today, and he threw a small party. Unfortunatly him and Misty were beign fucking brain leeches. They where all over each other, now I am fucking depressed again.

Do we need to know EVERY FUCKING DETAIL of your love life?

"Oh no the guy I have a crush on isn't a fag and hes in a liplock with a hot chick!!! WAAAAAH! My life is over!! WHAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Data says it best:



btw, like my new AVATAR?

Damn dude, your a dick man. Show some compassion will ya?

[MKSheppard]

So fuck you shep...Fuck you in your ass. Oh wait you got enough of that in prison didnt you? Maybe you are such a homophobic jack ass because of a bad prison experience.

Actaully, I learned a fuckload of stuff at jail, especially how to make explosives
out of a lightbulb, how to handload 12 gauge shells for maximum maiming
effect, and the ever popular "how to rob a CVS store"...and how to start
fires with just AA Batteries........

You know, the stuff that'll help us in our future criminal careers?

The Bitches are only found in the PRISONS, which is where you get
sent to after you're SENTENCED......

I never spent a day in PRISON, I WALKED WALKED BWHAHAHAHHAH

You should have seen the State's Attorney's face when I walked out
of the goddamn Courtroom a free man, BWHAHAHAHHAH!

BTW, if you want to get assfucked by a bunch of degenerates Alryium,
join St. Mary's Seminary down at Baltimore, MD......there's a reason they
call it the PINK PALACE!

Or you could just join the Navy......and get a posting to an all-male ship...
Floating houses of faggotry, according to the Ex-Marine in our cellblock...

PS, how many of you are stupid enough to forget I am a convicted felon?

Convicted Felon = No Guns......so I have to kill carjackers by running them
over....bleargh...

[MKSheppard]

For a thread where you cry like a 14 year old girl over the fact that your
untouchable object of desire isn't falling all over you and is involved with
someone else.......

It's appropriate for the following:

A really, really, really fucking bad day which involves either:

1.) Death, lots of it
2.) Totalling your car
3.) Your Computer is fucked over big time
4.) Your wife left you for the plumber
4b.) Your Vermont Common Law Husband left you for the pool boy (in alryium's case)
5.) You've been fired.
6.) The voices in your head told you to kill those people, so you did...but
now you can't remember what you did for almost an entire day...

PS Alryium: Quit with the godfucking damn "my life is so horrible because
I'm gay and everyone hates me, wahhhhhh" crap

You fucking CHOSE to be a homosexual.....remember your
dalliance with being a rabid christian fundie?

For example, look at Verlion and Romulan Nemesis...
none of them feel the need to wear their sexual
orientation on their fucking sleeves like you do,
Alryium....

In that case, I'd like to apologize to Verilion for using the
slur word "fag". I won't use it again on SD.net since you asked
nicely, Verilion.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Ummmmmmmmm whoa...... someone needs to seriously chill out. Medic! I need an ounce of Afghan Super Skunk No. 1 Marijuana and a 3 Foot Bong, STAT!!!! And Yes I'm stoned! Lata and Happy Fragging![/url]

[Uraniun235]

2.) Totalling your car
3.) Your Computer is fucked over big time

OK, hold the goddamn spacephone right there.

I'm not gay, but I do know what unrequited love feels like, and I daresay I felt worse when I found out she had a boyfriend than I would have if I had totalled my car or my computer... they're just objects that we attach emotions to. Hell, my computer is damn near my life and I still don't think my computer being destroyed is that big a deal.

The reality of someone you really like being attached to someone else being shoved in your face really hurts. There's no object at stake... just your emotions, and reality's cruel disregard for them.

That you put cars and computers above emotional distress demonstrates a shallowness that I find contemptible, but then given your reputation around here that's not surprising at all.

[MKSheppard]

That you put cars and computers above emotional distress demonstrates a shallowness that I find contemptible, but then given your reputation around here that's not surprising at all.

There are shitloads of other people of the opposite sex...it only costs
a drink to talk with them.....

It however, costs a fucking lot to repair your car or computer.....

Call me a shallow son-of-a-bitch, but my parent's divorce nearly 12 years
ago has left me rather cynical concerning romantic flings.....I mean, if your
fucking FINANCEE left you for another man, I'd be broken up.....but who gives
a fucking shit about some woman that you haven't even gotten past first
base with?

And considering the state of current divorce law, my skepticism is rather
justified.....the woman can clean you out for every damn thing you own
when she skips town...

[Cal Wright]

Exactly that's what he was going on about in his post. I spent time and hard earned money on this computer and when it crapped out, what did I do? Cry like a sissy, (much like MK) or get the bastard fixed and did other things? Ding if you picked the latter you'd be correct. I had a car wreck because some pyscho was having a seizure one day, got in his car and ran a stop sign, just weeks after I had gotten my liscense. Didn't have the car for months? Did I cry like a sissy (much like jail house whore MK himself)? NOoooo. I found other things to do and hitched rides of dead beat friends. Word of advice man, understand the post before you vomit forth putrid shit upon these boards. Anyways, don't you have a sniper shooting to go participate in?