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(To the tune of Hakuna matata)

Vagina Dentata! What a wonderful phrase

Vagina Dentata! Ain't no passing craze

It means toothed pussies for the rest of your days

It's our intercourse-free neurosis

Vagina Dentata!

Vagina Dentata?

Yeah. It's our motto!

What's a motto?

Nothing. What's a-motto with you?

Those two words will cause all your sexual problems

That's right. Take Pumbaa here
Why, when he was a young warthog...

When I was a young wart hog

Very nice

Thanks

He found that vaginas lacked a certain appeal
He thought they have teeth, and wanted a meal

I'm a neurotic soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt my girlfriend that I never put my dick in
And oh, the shame He was ashamed
Thought of changin' my name What's in a name?
And I got downhearted How did ya feel?
Everytime that I...

Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry

Vagina Dentata! What a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata! Ain't no passing craze

It means toothed pussies for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free neurosis
Vagina Dentata!
Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata!
Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata!
Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata!
Vagina Dentata! Vagina--

It means Toothed Pussies for the rest of your days

It's our intercourse-free neurosis
Vagina Dentata!
(Repeats)

I say "Vagina"

I say "Dentata"

I have rewritten a disney classic... and need to be shot

*Shoots you.*

Actually, more like this:

Ahhhh, good old Sigmund Freud...

You are SO lucky I don't have a gun within reach....

For a frame of reference. Vagina Dentata means "Toothed Vagina" and refers to Freuds belief that all men have an inner fear that their penis will be eaten and consumed by a toothed vagina.

Rogue 9 wrote:Ahhhh, good old Sigmund Freud...

Only thing he is good for is a laugh.

I cracked open one of my high school's Psychology textbooks. First words I saw were "anal expulsive". I broke down into laughter on the spot.

You wouldn't happen to have heard Bob & Tom's Vag-O-Matic skit, would you?

Believe it or not, I've actually read worse concerning the vagina. Still, that ranks up there with the ickiest things I've ever read. Well done!

I never thought that a real life person could be creepier than various anime characters i've been exposed to but...

Hmmm...

http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

Lol that is funny.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:For a frame of reference. Vagina Dentata means "Toothed Vagina" and refers to Freuds belief that all men have an inner fear that their penis will be eaten and consumed by a toothed vagina.

Damn, he was even more fucked up than I thought.

And thus the popularity of anal sex rose...

XaLEv wrote:Hmmm...

http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

GODLESS DAMN IT!!!

I never thought that a real life person could be creepier than various anime characters i've been exposed to but...

Well you were wrong

I wonder if George Lucas has that fear.

Thank you, XaLEv, that's what I was going to post.

Better luck next time, Aly.

XaLEv wrote:Hmmm...

http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

Some people are really weird

now that was beautiful. if anyone wants an example of vagina dentata, watch either twilight of the dark master, or practically any other hentai tape involving tentacles. in Twilight, the main bad guy monster type thingy has an opening in his chest that, effectively, looks like a vagina with teeth. otherwise it's a great anime flick to catch.

Darth_Zod wrote:now that was beautiful. if anyone wants an example of vagina dentata, watch either twilight of the dark master, or practically any other hentai tape involving tentacles. in Twilight, the main bad guy monster type thingy has an opening in his chest that, effectively, looks like a vagina with teeth. otherwise it's a great anime flick to catch.

I love(and own) that movie. I was saying "what would Freud say?" throughout

Demiurge wrote:I wonder if George Lucas has that fear.

You're referring to the Sarlacc, right?

Alyrium wrote:For a frame of reference. Vagina Dentata means "Toothed Vagina" and refers to Freuds belief that all men have an inner fear that their penis will be eaten and consumed by a toothed vagina.

Explains why you're gay...

What can I say? I am the most Freudian person I know.