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So, an odd question for y'all.

What exactly is the "protocol" for, um, removing vaginal fluid from your fingers after a fingering? I've recently found myself in a "sticky" situation and was a bit mystified =)

MilesTeg

Get her to lick it off.

Be careful how you dry them though, pussy juice is highly flammable.

BoredShirtless wrote:Be careful how you dry them though, pussy juice is highly flammable.

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OK, I'll bite.

How the FUCK do you know this, BS?

Several options for dealing with fingers covered in your girlfriend's vaginal fluids:

1. Wipe it on your dick to lube it up for insertion.
2. Put your fingers to her lips and see if she licks them off.
3. Lick it off your own fingers while grinning devilishly at her.
4. Simply ignore your messy fingers and do whatever you were planning to do.
5. Be a pathetic hygiene freak and wipe it off on the sheets.
6. Be a total loser and go to the bathroom where you carefully wash your hands with antibacterial soap.

PS. I personally tend to use options 2 and 3.

Darth Wong wrote:Several options for dealing with fingers covered in your girlfriend's vaginal fluids:

1. Wipe it on your dick to lube it up for insertion.
2. Put your fingers to her lips and see if she licks them off.
3. Lick it off your own fingers while grinning devilishly at her.
4. Simply ignore your messy fingers and do whatever you were planning to do.
5. Be a pathetic hygiene freak and wipe it off on the sheets.
6. Be a total loser and go to the bathroom where you carefully wash your hands with antibacterial soap.

PS. I personally tend to use options 2 and 3.

I strongly recommend AGAINST 6. I highly recommend 3.

(Though make sure this is someone you know if not then using her fluids to lubricate is the next best choice)

InnerBrat wrote:

BoredShirtless wrote:Be careful how you dry them though, pussy juice is highly flammable.

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OK, I'll bite.

How the FUCK do you know this, BS?

It's all Supermans fault. One time I thought I saw a bit of pink, but it was gone quick, so I ran over and grabbed a lighter to have a closer look. FOOM, no more eye lashes.

BoredShirtless wrote:

InnerBrat wrote:

BoredShirtless wrote:Be careful how you dry them though, pussy juice is highly flammable.

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OK, I'll bite.

How the FUCK do you know this, BS?

It's all Supermans fault. One time I thought I saw a bit of pink, but it was gone quick, so I ran over and grabbed a lighter to have a closer look. FOOM, no more eye lashes.

hahaha.. .thats pretty funny.

Darth Wong wrote:-snip-

7. Wipe it on her ass for lube.

You meant that, right?

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Amen.
Hey Bored, guess where you're going...

Darth Wong wrote:Several options for dealing with fingers covered in your girlfriend's vaginal fluids:

1. Wipe it on your dick to lube it up for insertion.

Hmmm.. good idea, but a bit premature for us =)

[*]Put your fingers to her lips and see if she licks them off.
[*]Lick it off your own fingers while grinning devilishly at her.

Ahh, not bad thoughts either......

[*]Simply ignore your messy fingers and do whatever you were planning to do.

This was my impromptu decision. Luckily I was skillfull enough (or so it seems) that she wasn't _particularly_ aware of my decision, or anything else for that matter =) This gave time for "ye oldest method" of drying something to take its course.

[*]Be a pathetic hygiene freak and wipe it off on the sheets.
[*]Be a total loser and go to the bathroom where you carefully wash your hands with antibacterial soap.[/list]

It's funny you should mention these, as I am pretty much a hygiene freak (we're talkin' OCD here) in most cases, but for some reason said situation didn't make that particular sillyness appear. A couple years ago it probably would have though...

Hmmm.. now I have to figure out how to be non-creepy whilst attempting #2 or #3....

MilesTeg

Meh, even the newbs are getting more than me.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Meh, even the newbs are getting more than me.

Hey, you're not alone... Though my not getting some is partly by choice...

im getting more than i want, i got myself in trouble on friday

InnerBrat wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:-snip-

7. Wipe it on her ass for lube.

You meant that, right?

Actually, anal lube needs to be a bit more viscous than vaginal lube.

Darth Wong wrote:Several options for dealing with fingers covered in your girlfriend's vaginal fluids:

1. Be a pathetic hygiene freak and wipe it off on the sheets.

That was me, i'm afraid. I wanted to suck it off, but i just couldn't bring myself to do it. Fuck knows why.

Rye wrote:That was me, i'm afraid. I wanted to suck it off, but i just couldn't bring myself to do it. Fuck knows why.

Cause you're gaaaaaay.. I mean uh.. bi. ;P

And what about when it's all over your face?

Personally I always lick it off when offered, and offer it to the girl when it's on me.

Darth Wong wrote:Several options for dealing with fingers covered in your girlfriend's vaginal fluids:

1. Wipe it on your dick to lube it up for insertion.
2. Put your fingers to her lips and see if she licks them off.
3. Lick it off your own fingers while grinning devilishly at her.
4. Simply ignore your messy fingers and do whatever you were planning to do.
5. Be a pathetic hygiene freak and wipe it off on the sheets.
6. Be a total loser and go to the bathroom where you carefully wash your hands with antibacterial soap.

PS. I personally tend to use options 2 and 3.

Since 7 is already taken.

8. Put it on her face, then slap and punch her face hard until she submits to your authority 100%.

heheheheh. . . thats funny.

just wait until it dries. doesn't take that long.

Keep fingering. Touch her clit. put it there... Personally I like the sound of # 1

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Meh, even the newbs are getting more than me.

It's when the Underaged n00bs are getting more then you are that we really have to start the get women to visit Iowa fund going....

I'm not a noob, i'm underaged and i'm not getting any at all. Where the fuck does thatput me?