Im confused

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2004-03-30 03:35pm

my mom will help me buy mein kampf for research -

but not the satanic bible. o_O

she says its against her religion. but I find mein kampf a touch nastier then lavey's book of hedonism.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-03-30 03:51pm

She appears to have got Satanism a la hollywood confused with the controversially named religion.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-03-30 05:02pm

You could have my copy, I'm not using it at the moment. Unfortunately, the binding's cheap and pages are beginning to fall out.

Aside from that, most of the important stuff in the book can be found at churchofsatan . com .

-Damien

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-03-30 05:05pm

I guess she thinks it's more likely that you'll become a satanist than a Nazi.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-03-30 05:30pm

It's just a mental thing- she can see how Mein Kampf would be used for research, as Hitler was a historical figure who didn't eat people's souls, while the Devil did. Sort of ridiculous, but that's the way some people think.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-03-30 06:36pm

I think you're better off with the forbidden Necronomicon ($5.99 at Barnes and Noble), but if you HAVE to have La Vey's Satanic Bible, then you might try the following:

Take your mom to a bookstore.

Find a copy of TSB and of the Holy Bible (if she's Christian, otherwise the Torah and Qur'an should work, too.)

Open TSB to any random page. Ditto the Bible.

Press them together as hard as you can.

Note lack of flames or otherworldly shrieks.

You have just proven the TSB is not really Satanic at all, and is thus safe for research.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2004-03-30 06:47pm

Icant find tsb at bookstores. . .